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Part time rockstar. Part time queer oracle. Full time court jester. Any pronoun is fine. http://instagram.com/benjaminfolse
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I really popped off with this mug I cannot lie.
November 28, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I really popped off with this mug I cannot lie.
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I think if Canada wants to have a strong cultural identity we need to go back to doing what we're best at, making the weirdest fucking TV shows you've ever seen
November 26, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I think if Canada wants to have a strong cultural identity we need to go back to doing what we're best at, making the weirdest fucking TV shows you've ever seen
I’m about 20 hours into tears of the kingdom and honestly I have no idea how any of you thought it could have even come close to beating BG3 for game of the year. It’s absolute turbo ass. Worst experience I’ve ever had in a Zelda game and I’ve finished Skyward Sword WITH motion controls enabled.
November 27, 2025 at 6:14 AM
I’m about 20 hours into tears of the kingdom and honestly I have no idea how any of you thought it could have even come close to beating BG3 for game of the year. It’s absolute turbo ass. Worst experience I’ve ever had in a Zelda game and I’ve finished Skyward Sword WITH motion controls enabled.
Sitting in the crew gym alone with my earbuds in. Having a great chill time. Leave it to a straight man to walk in, immediately Bluetooth to the speakers, and blare the worst music imaginable.
November 24, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Sitting in the crew gym alone with my earbuds in. Having a great chill time. Leave it to a straight man to walk in, immediately Bluetooth to the speakers, and blare the worst music imaginable.
My parents came on a cruise this last week and during that time I realized what has been truly missing from this contract: people who find me funny and genuinely care what I have to say.
November 23, 2025 at 8:47 AM
My parents came on a cruise this last week and during that time I realized what has been truly missing from this contract: people who find me funny and genuinely care what I have to say.
Spent most of the day strutting around in my favorite outfit while having an incredible hair day. First time I think I’ve actually experienced gender euphoria without makeup on. We call that growth.
November 14, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Spent most of the day strutting around in my favorite outfit while having an incredible hair day. First time I think I’ve actually experienced gender euphoria without makeup on. We call that growth.
As someone who does an aerial routine while singing on a weekly basis, I feel like I’m one of the few people qualified to talk about Cynthia flying. It’s impressive, but I swear to you singing in a harness isn’t much different than being on the ground. The challenges are mental rather than physical.
November 8, 2025 at 7:46 PM
As someone who does an aerial routine while singing on a weekly basis, I feel like I’m one of the few people qualified to talk about Cynthia flying. It’s impressive, but I swear to you singing in a harness isn’t much different than being on the ground. The challenges are mental rather than physical.
Finished Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 today and my two cents is that I don’t think any of these people should be allowed to paint.
November 6, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Finished Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 today and my two cents is that I don’t think any of these people should be allowed to paint.
Had my first breakdown of the contract today. 6 months in, 2 months to go. Surprised it took this long.
November 2, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Had my first breakdown of the contract today. 6 months in, 2 months to go. Surprised it took this long.
My Facebook algorithm has decided that the only content I’m interested in seeing is videos of Kelly Clarkson covering songs and you know what? Absolutely correct. No notes.
October 31, 2025 at 7:00 PM
My Facebook algorithm has decided that the only content I’m interested in seeing is videos of Kelly Clarkson covering songs and you know what? Absolutely correct. No notes.
Since I finally finished Critical Role campaign 3, and 4 is just starting up, I’ve gone back to watch campaign 1 and can I say that Matt Mercer’s consistent use of Skyrim music is putting intrusive thoughts into my head…
October 25, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Since I finally finished Critical Role campaign 3, and 4 is just starting up, I’ve gone back to watch campaign 1 and can I say that Matt Mercer’s consistent use of Skyrim music is putting intrusive thoughts into my head…
Pet peeve. If you’re out of the alternative milk that I ask for, tell me that and let me choose from what you do have. I just ordered an oat milk latte, fully saw the barista use almond milk, said “I asked for oat,” was THEN told “we’re out of oat.” That would have been nice to know. I’ll take soy.
October 10, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Pet peeve. If you’re out of the alternative milk that I ask for, tell me that and let me choose from what you do have. I just ordered an oat milk latte, fully saw the barista use almond milk, said “I asked for oat,” was THEN told “we’re out of oat.” That would have been nice to know. I’ll take soy.
I’m gonna say something controversial yet brave. I enjoy Cynthia Erivo’s defying gravity riff FOR HER. I don’t think it should become the standard riff that people use at the end of the song.
October 6, 2025 at 9:37 AM
I’m gonna say something controversial yet brave. I enjoy Cynthia Erivo’s defying gravity riff FOR HER. I don’t think it should become the standard riff that people use at the end of the song.
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One thing the Kimmel stuff made clear is that the reason conservatives have such an easy time accepting fascism is that they were already operating under the assumption that the president had complete control over the country.
"Obama cancelled _____"
No HE didn't. That's why this is a big deal
"Obama cancelled _____"
No HE didn't. That's why this is a big deal
September 20, 2025 at 11:47 PM
One thing the Kimmel stuff made clear is that the reason conservatives have such an easy time accepting fascism is that they were already operating under the assumption that the president had complete control over the country.
"Obama cancelled _____"
No HE didn't. That's why this is a big deal
"Obama cancelled _____"
No HE didn't. That's why this is a big deal
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*inventing Bluetooth* Well, it works about 60% of the time. That’ll probably be good enough forever.
September 20, 2025 at 4:10 AM
*inventing Bluetooth* Well, it works about 60% of the time. That’ll probably be good enough forever.
Work was long and hard today… this particular show should never be performed without all four vocalists, and due to circumstances beyond our control we had to go on with only three. Twas such a headache to re-block, anxiety inducing to perform, and exhausting as we all had to sing extra. V tired.
September 20, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Work was long and hard today… this particular show should never be performed without all four vocalists, and due to circumstances beyond our control we had to go on with only three. Twas such a headache to re-block, anxiety inducing to perform, and exhausting as we all had to sing extra. V tired.
Had an incredible hair day and I will not shut up about it
September 18, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Had an incredible hair day and I will not shut up about it
Spending more time in the gym, trying to build my upper body. For the longest time I idealized being waifish, but lately I feel as a visibly queer person it would do me good in the current political environment to look more like someone you don’t want to fuck with.
September 17, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Spending more time in the gym, trying to build my upper body. For the longest time I idealized being waifish, but lately I feel as a visibly queer person it would do me good in the current political environment to look more like someone you don’t want to fuck with.
I danced too hard at the Latin party and my skeleton necklace lost a leg.
September 16, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I danced too hard at the Latin party and my skeleton necklace lost a leg.
I dunno when mojito’s became my go-to drink order but I’m not mad at it
September 12, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I dunno when mojito’s became my go-to drink order but I’m not mad at it
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11 Sep 2025
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Started a nuzlocke of Brilliant Diamond yesterday. Here’s a graveyard thread of those who are lost along the way.
September 11, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Started a nuzlocke of Brilliant Diamond yesterday. Here’s a graveyard thread of those who are lost along the way.
Getting very close to perfecting my signature eye. Obsessed with this new silver shadow from the Wicked palette.
September 8, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Getting very close to perfecting my signature eye. Obsessed with this new silver shadow from the Wicked palette.