Corey steals Christmas
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Silence is compliance babe.
Pinned
Our military wants our respect.
November 29, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Our military wants our respect.
Stop finding me with your dang emails.
November 28, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Stop finding me with your dang emails.
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Timeline cleanser ♥️ 🐕
November 28, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Timeline cleanser ♥️ 🐕
She sleeps in my garage now for just this reason.
November 28, 2025 at 7:57 PM
She sleeps in my garage now for just this reason.
“The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.”
November 28, 2025 at 7:25 PM
“The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.”
We don’t want a fucking war. Fuck trump
This is the war he wants for oil, and to cancel the midterms…. 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼
November 28, 2025 at 7:17 PM
We don’t want a fucking war. Fuck trump
You wouldn’t catch him dead in a soup kitchen.
November 28, 2025 at 6:19 PM
You wouldn’t catch him dead in a soup kitchen.
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I’ll spare you the rest of Trump’s statement where he calls Tim Waltz the R-word & hate mongers immigrants—
On a day meant for gratitude, he ranted about “vermin,” & vengeance. It’s the clearest reminder yet — there is no moral bottom too low or autocratic line he won’t cross
On a day meant for gratitude, he ranted about “vermin,” & vengeance. It’s the clearest reminder yet — there is no moral bottom too low or autocratic line he won’t cross
November 28, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I’ll spare you the rest of Trump’s statement where he calls Tim Waltz the R-word & hate mongers immigrants—
On a day meant for gratitude, he ranted about “vermin,” & vengeance. It’s the clearest reminder yet — there is no moral bottom too low or autocratic line he won’t cross
On a day meant for gratitude, he ranted about “vermin,” & vengeance. It’s the clearest reminder yet — there is no moral bottom too low or autocratic line he won’t cross
Scream it from the rooftops. Write a song about it. Send it in letters or write it in the sky.
Stephen Miller is a psychopath and we should be saying that also.
November 28, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Scream it from the rooftops. Write a song about it. Send it in letters or write it in the sky.
Every trumplican accusation is a confession.
Everything Trumpiggy does starts from the premise: how do we avoid the law/rule. He should be rotting in a cell for all the crimes he has committed and the criminal behavior he has fostered.
November 28, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Every trumplican accusation is a confession.
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November 27, 2025 at 11:58 AM
He’s a deeply disgusting person.
Holy shit! Trump has no decency or compassion.
A reporter asked if he planned to attend the funeral of Sarah Beckstrom, the National Guard member who just died.
Instead of offering condolences, he said he would “consider it” and pivoted to bragging about his margin of victory in West Virginia.
A reporter asked if he planned to attend the funeral of Sarah Beckstrom, the National Guard member who just died.
Instead of offering condolences, he said he would “consider it” and pivoted to bragging about his margin of victory in West Virginia.
November 28, 2025 at 5:48 PM
He’s a deeply disgusting person.
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Keep in mind that white American males shot and killed countless Americans including many children, and no one ever did a thing but protect their right to do it again.
November 28, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Keep in mind that white American males shot and killed countless Americans including many children, and no one ever did a thing but protect their right to do it again.
Shit, I read it so now I have to do it. Maybe not so random though.
November 28, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Shit, I read it so now I have to do it. Maybe not so random though.
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So he was "homegrown" + trained by the CIA, working for the Zero Unit in Afghanistan, which had a reputation for the following:
"The units also had a reputation for ruthlessness, with journalists and human rights groups referring to them as 'death squads.”
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/27/u...
"The units also had a reputation for ruthlessness, with journalists and human rights groups referring to them as 'death squads.”
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/27/u...
Here’s a Look at the D.C. Shooting Suspect’s C.I.A.-Backed Unit in Afghanistan
The units were backed by the C.I.A. and trained to conduct missions in Afghanistan during the U.S. war in the country.
www.nytimes.com
November 28, 2025 at 7:06 AM
So he was "homegrown" + trained by the CIA, working for the Zero Unit in Afghanistan, which had a reputation for the following:
"The units also had a reputation for ruthlessness, with journalists and human rights groups referring to them as 'death squads.”
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/27/u...
"The units also had a reputation for ruthlessness, with journalists and human rights groups referring to them as 'death squads.”
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/27/u...
Perfection
November 28, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Perfection
In any normal place animas would come towards you when you bring them food.
Where’s RFK,Jr when you need him??? 😂😂😂
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November 28, 2025 at 3:18 PM
In any normal place animas would come towards you when you bring them food.
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When America Has Your Back
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Cartoon by Kevin KAL Kallaugher
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Cartoon by Kevin KAL Kallaugher
November 27, 2025 at 9:19 AM
When America Has Your Back
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Cartoon by Kevin KAL Kallaugher
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Cartoon by Kevin KAL Kallaugher
A fucking bump.
Since Macy's has everyone talking about Busta again I want to remind everyone of the best use of the Knight Rider sample in the history of the world
Busta Rhymes - Fire It Up (Dirty) (HQ) (Full/No DJ)
YouTube video by Stereo Jones
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November 28, 2025 at 8:29 AM
A fucking bump.
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Sarah Beckstrom, 20, one of two National Guardsmen shot yesterday, has succumbed to her injuries. She has died.
Sarah Beckstrom, RIP...and thank you for your service to this country.
Sarah Beckstrom, RIP...and thank you for your service to this country.
November 28, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Sarah Beckstrom, 20, one of two National Guardsmen shot yesterday, has succumbed to her injuries. She has died.
Sarah Beckstrom, RIP...and thank you for your service to this country.
Sarah Beckstrom, RIP...and thank you for your service to this country.
“Are you stupid?”
“No sir. Are you incontinent? Is that why they put a black towel under you wherever you go? Follow up question, are you wearing a diaper at this moment?”
How hard is that? Some of you didn’t have to defend yourself in Cap fights or Yo Mama battles and it shows.
“No sir. Are you incontinent? Is that why they put a black towel under you wherever you go? Follow up question, are you wearing a diaper at this moment?”
How hard is that? Some of you didn’t have to defend yourself in Cap fights or Yo Mama battles and it shows.
November 28, 2025 at 8:08 AM
“Are you stupid?”
“No sir. Are you incontinent? Is that why they put a black towel under you wherever you go? Follow up question, are you wearing a diaper at this moment?”
How hard is that? Some of you didn’t have to defend yourself in Cap fights or Yo Mama battles and it shows.
“No sir. Are you incontinent? Is that why they put a black towel under you wherever you go? Follow up question, are you wearing a diaper at this moment?”
How hard is that? Some of you didn’t have to defend yourself in Cap fights or Yo Mama battles and it shows.
Seriously?
Indigenous actress Elaine Miles of "Northern Exposure" was detained by ICE at a Redmond bus stop. When she showed them her Tribal ID, they told her it was fake
‘Northern Exposure’ actor gave ICE agents in Redmond her tribal ID. They called it ‘fake,’ she says
Indigenous actor Elaine Miles of "Northern Exposure" was detained by ICE at a Redmond bus stop. When she showed them her Tribal ID, they told her it was fake.
www.seattletimes.com
November 28, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Seriously?
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🚨Imagine ICE conducting a raid on your PRIVATE PROPERTY.🚨
Illegal, unconstitutional, and an elevation of ICE’s encroachment. This needs to have national attention. 1/2
Illegal, unconstitutional, and an elevation of ICE’s encroachment. This needs to have national attention. 1/2
November 26, 2025 at 12:12 AM
🚨Imagine ICE conducting a raid on your PRIVATE PROPERTY.🚨
Illegal, unconstitutional, and an elevation of ICE’s encroachment. This needs to have national attention. 1/2
Illegal, unconstitutional, and an elevation of ICE’s encroachment. This needs to have national attention. 1/2
People get mad at me when I swear. And when I joke about eating the rich. I don’t care. The uber wealthy are responsible for most of the worlds misery. Whether by undercutting the working class to make more, avoiding laws, stealing land, wars, starvation. Billionaires are fucking parasites.
It’s getting real for Home Depot. The flash mob is only the warm up, the nationwide boycott hits on November 27th.
Chant: “Tax the rich tax, the motherf*cking rich.”
Chant: “Tax the rich tax, the motherf*cking rich.”
November 26, 2025 at 6:36 PM
People get mad at me when I swear. And when I joke about eating the rich. I don’t care. The uber wealthy are responsible for most of the worlds misery. Whether by undercutting the working class to make more, avoiding laws, stealing land, wars, starvation. Billionaires are fucking parasites.