Cool Aunt Claire
@coolauntclaire.bsky.social
Loyal Little (Official Rumdum of "The Tony Kornheiser Show"). Cheesy Rockstar. Martin Barre Band evangelist. Tull Road Warrior. Bostonian who landed in the Midwest and still can't quite believe it.
I've got a question: When the boats of "narco-terrorists" get blown up by the US military, what happens to all the drugs on board? Does it turn into detritus for oceanic creatures to feast on? Do we have "Cocaine Shark" as the next summer blockbuster to look forward to?
December 2, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I've got a question: When the boats of "narco-terrorists" get blown up by the US military, what happens to all the drugs on board? Does it turn into detritus for oceanic creatures to feast on? Do we have "Cocaine Shark" as the next summer blockbuster to look forward to?
No. No. No. No. NO. We do not need "Best Medicine," an American version of "Doc Martin." WE DON'T. Fox would be better off just showing "Doc Martin." Stop.
November 2, 2025 at 3:58 AM
No. No. No. No. NO. We do not need "Best Medicine," an American version of "Doc Martin." WE DON'T. Fox would be better off just showing "Doc Martin." Stop.
Happy Birthday, @edb1947.bsky.social and @mpendleton.bsky.social!
a cartoon of snoopy and woodstock celebrating a birthday with a cake
ALT: a cartoon of snoopy and woodstock celebrating a birthday with a cake
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October 27, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Happy Birthday, @edb1947.bsky.social and @mpendleton.bsky.social!
This week I learned there's a Utah Valley University.
September 13, 2025 at 4:38 AM
This week I learned there's a Utah Valley University.
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It’s time to have a serious conversation about Trump’s health www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/it-s-time-...
It’s time to have a serious conversation about Trump’s health
Six questions worth digging into more.
www.doomsdayscenario.co
September 2, 2025 at 3:50 AM
It’s time to have a serious conversation about Trump’s health www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/it-s-time-...
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I believe there is growing evidence, that the White House is covering up the fact that Donald Trump has been dealing with TIA strokes.
AND that he likely had a more significant ischemic stroke this week.
I believe there is growing evidence, that the White House is covering up the fact that Donald Trump has been dealing with TIA strokes.
AND that he likely had a more significant ischemic stroke this week.
August 31, 2025 at 7:18 PM
1/31
I believe there is growing evidence, that the White House is covering up the fact that Donald Trump has been dealing with TIA strokes.
AND that he likely had a more significant ischemic stroke this week.
I believe there is growing evidence, that the White House is covering up the fact that Donald Trump has been dealing with TIA strokes.
AND that he likely had a more significant ischemic stroke this week.
Am I the only one who thinks Drumpf's social media signoff ("Thank you for your attention to this matter") is some type of weird coded message to MAGAts? "RANT, RANT, PSYCHOTIC RANT! Thank you for your attention to this matter." WTF? Every time I see it, I think I just read a letter from my bank.
July 27, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Am I the only one who thinks Drumpf's social media signoff ("Thank you for your attention to this matter") is some type of weird coded message to MAGAts? "RANT, RANT, PSYCHOTIC RANT! Thank you for your attention to this matter." WTF? Every time I see it, I think I just read a letter from my bank.
If @hallmark.bsky.social doesn't come out with a line of birthday cards with "May every day be another wonderful secret" as the inside message, they're missing a helluva opportunity.
July 19, 2025 at 5:04 PM
If @hallmark.bsky.social doesn't come out with a line of birthday cards with "May every day be another wonderful secret" as the inside message, they're missing a helluva opportunity.
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THOU SHALT IMPEACH DONALD TRUMP BEFORE HE GETS YOU ALL KILLED.
Thou Shalt Impeach Donald Before He Gets You All Killed
FFS.
www.thegodpodcast.com
June 22, 2025 at 2:32 AM
THOU SHALT IMPEACH DONALD TRUMP BEFORE HE GETS YOU ALL KILLED.
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It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
June 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
I must say...the Mexican Navy has the most attractive ships!
May 18, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I must say...the Mexican Navy has the most attractive ships!
Hegseth must have been at the controls.
An F/A-18E fighter jet and tow tractor fell overboard the USS Harry Truman today and has sunk in the Red Sea...per the Navy:
April 28, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Hegseth must have been at the controls.
In the not-too-distant future, "hegseth" has got to morph into a verb.
To hegseth = to make the same mistake repeatedly due to insurmountable incompetence.
#resign
To hegseth = to make the same mistake repeatedly due to insurmountable incompetence.
#resign
April 26, 2025 at 7:24 PM
In the not-too-distant future, "hegseth" has got to morph into a verb.
To hegseth = to make the same mistake repeatedly due to insurmountable incompetence.
#resign
To hegseth = to make the same mistake repeatedly due to insurmountable incompetence.
#resign
What has happened to Emmanuel Clase this year? 😢
April 13, 2025 at 12:44 AM
What has happened to Emmanuel Clase this year? 😢
Really, Apple TV and @nytimes.com? "Arpil"? Proofreading, we hardly knew ye.
April 7, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Really, Apple TV and @nytimes.com? "Arpil"? Proofreading, we hardly knew ye.
Dang! When you're Republican and Utah's pissed at you...who TF do you have left?
This is Utah in case anyone’s wondering how pissed off people are. I have never seen anything like this.
April 6, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Dang! When you're Republican and Utah's pissed at you...who TF do you have left?
Go after them for EVERY. PENNY.
Mary Kate Cornett engaged legal representation and said she intends to take action against Pat McAfee and ESPN, which simulcasts his show, and potentially others involved in spreading the rumor that has derailed her freshman year at Ole Miss.
http://dlvr.it/TJtcvH
http://dlvr.it/TJtcvH
April 2, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Go after them for EVERY. PENNY.
Eat lots of cheese today. Eat lots of cheese for the next four years; it'll help.
January 20, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Eat lots of cheese today. Eat lots of cheese for the next four years; it'll help.