connor clang
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heathcliff influencer and pretty decent home cook
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if a dog could talk would they make the dog do taxes?
November 13, 2025 at 2:01 AM
if a dog could talk would they make the dog do taxes?
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Stereogum is an invaluable part of the music media ecosystem, and they've adapted brilliantly to an increasingly hostile landscape for decades now. Please consider giving them a little of your money if you don't already. (And if you do, make sure your payment details transferred over; mine didn't.)
November 10, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Stereogum is an invaluable part of the music media ecosystem, and they've adapted brilliantly to an increasingly hostile landscape for decades now. Please consider giving them a little of your money if you don't already. (And if you do, make sure your payment details transferred over; mine didn't.)
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My review of indie platformer VAMPIRE'S BEST FRIEND by @sinksadventure.bsky.social is now live! it's a must play for genre-fatigued fans of NES era retro throwbacks, watch to find out why: youtu.be/KZjkdI3xIzk
happy halloween :)
happy halloween :)
October 31, 2025 at 8:39 PM
My review of indie platformer VAMPIRE'S BEST FRIEND by @sinksadventure.bsky.social is now live! it's a must play for genre-fatigued fans of NES era retro throwbacks, watch to find out why: youtu.be/KZjkdI3xIzk
happy halloween :)
happy halloween :)
is Maggie Simpson a Jr? Is she Margaret Simpson Jr? Or did they give her Marge's first name but not her middle name? And why not?
November 7, 2025 at 11:32 PM
is Maggie Simpson a Jr? Is she Margaret Simpson Jr? Or did they give her Marge's first name but not her middle name? And why not?
there's no hole so big that you can't claw your way out of it. you just gotta believe in your ability to claw
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
November 7, 2025 at 9:27 PM
there's no hole so big that you can't claw your way out of it. you just gotta believe in your ability to claw
(guy who doesn't know what bots are voice) Beautiful Women With No Posts Are Following Me
November 7, 2025 at 7:22 PM
(guy who doesn't know what bots are voice) Beautiful Women With No Posts Are Following Me
I wish I was a little bit wider, I wish I had a spider, I wish I had a girl who looked bad I would hide her
November 7, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I wish I was a little bit wider, I wish I had a spider, I wish I had a girl who looked bad I would hide her
imagine a podcast that switches to video and you realize it's been recorded like this the whole time
November 6, 2025 at 10:44 PM
imagine a podcast that switches to video and you realize it's been recorded like this the whole time
woke's back everybody. we did it
November 5, 2025 at 4:32 AM
woke's back everybody. we did it
completely necessary simpsons fortnite opinions
- flanders is inevitable but i'm glad he's here
- moe was an inspired choice. also glad to have krusty
- scratchy is a weird one- i'd love Burns in his place, playing as Mr. Burns would be extremely funny
- flanders is inevitable but i'm glad he's here
- moe was an inspired choice. also glad to have krusty
- scratchy is a weird one- i'd love Burns in his place, playing as Mr. Burns would be extremely funny
November 4, 2025 at 3:33 AM
completely necessary simpsons fortnite opinions
- flanders is inevitable but i'm glad he's here
- moe was an inspired choice. also glad to have krusty
- scratchy is a weird one- i'd love Burns in his place, playing as Mr. Burns would be extremely funny
- flanders is inevitable but i'm glad he's here
- moe was an inspired choice. also glad to have krusty
- scratchy is a weird one- i'd love Burns in his place, playing as Mr. Burns would be extremely funny
tonight I would like to drink scotch whisky all night long and then do at least one other thing
November 3, 2025 at 10:04 PM
tonight I would like to drink scotch whisky all night long and then do at least one other thing
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In the song Bloody Mary by Lady Gaga, she says that she will "dance with her hands above her head like Jesus said." I can only think of one dance that requires you to put your hands ABOVE your head, therefore, Jesus must be referring to Caramelldansen. in this essay, I will-
October 31, 2025 at 6:01 PM
In the song Bloody Mary by Lady Gaga, she says that she will "dance with her hands above her head like Jesus said." I can only think of one dance that requires you to put your hands ABOVE your head, therefore, Jesus must be referring to Caramelldansen. in this essay, I will-
man, every now and then i just think about how good Kamen Rider Build was
October 30, 2025 at 10:54 PM
man, every now and then i just think about how good Kamen Rider Build was
every comic needs to detail everyone its main character has had sex with and then choose the one people like most to make a full-time character. every single comic should do this
October 29, 2025 at 6:33 PM
every comic needs to detail everyone its main character has had sex with and then choose the one people like most to make a full-time character. every single comic should do this
i do think writing alt text for comics is an art and i do think i might be one of the best to ever do it btw
October 29, 2025 at 5:45 PM
i do think writing alt text for comics is an art and i do think i might be one of the best to ever do it btw
guy who hates raymond but loves chris
October 23, 2025 at 12:24 AM
guy who hates raymond but loves chris
Best Match Entertainment is willing to buy Warner Bros. Or Warner Bros. could buy us. Honestly either one is fine
October 21, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Best Match Entertainment is willing to buy Warner Bros. Or Warner Bros. could buy us. Honestly either one is fine
thanks for recognizing the historical importance of Rover Dangerfield
October 20, 2025 at 1:14 AM
thanks for recognizing the historical importance of Rover Dangerfield
who did they cast to play Char in that new marvel movie coming out
October 18, 2025 at 6:21 AM
who did they cast to play Char in that new marvel movie coming out
i feel bad for Chris Evans. imagine the world's most extensive team of visual effects artists expertly figuring out what you'll look like in old age and realizing their answer is "exactly like Joe Biden"
October 18, 2025 at 4:01 AM
i feel bad for Chris Evans. imagine the world's most extensive team of visual effects artists expertly figuring out what you'll look like in old age and realizing their answer is "exactly like Joe Biden"
i will say that i think amy rose is rated too low in the top 10 hottest female sonic characters video
October 14, 2025 at 11:30 PM
i will say that i think amy rose is rated too low in the top 10 hottest female sonic characters video
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the man could draw the hell out of a Muppet. RIP.
October 14, 2025 at 9:15 PM
the man could draw the hell out of a Muppet. RIP.
it's the last day to back the movie where a guy turns into a crab and I, for one, would like to watch a movie where a guy turns into a crab
I just backed In Waves: A Man Turns Into A Crab on @kickstarter.com
Just watch the pitch video and tell me you don't want to see this movie (and see my friend @kyle.thatbothers.me in it!)
I think the vibe is the exact brand of absurd that a fan of cow tools can really appreciate.
Just watch the pitch video and tell me you don't want to see this movie (and see my friend @kyle.thatbothers.me in it!)
I think the vibe is the exact brand of absurd that a fan of cow tools can really appreciate.
In Waves: A Man Turns Into A Crab
We've written a feature-film about a woman who must learn to let go after her husband turns into a crab.
www.kickstarter.com
October 14, 2025 at 5:22 PM
it's the last day to back the movie where a guy turns into a crab and I, for one, would like to watch a movie where a guy turns into a crab
the marketing here really confuses me. is this bag of lollipops telling me that i can purchase other brands of lollipops?
October 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
the marketing here really confuses me. is this bag of lollipops telling me that i can purchase other brands of lollipops?
"one battle after another" technically only explicitly implies two battles btw
October 6, 2025 at 7:28 PM
"one battle after another" technically only explicitly implies two battles btw