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coloneltompeeping.bsky.social @coloneltompeeping.bsky.social · 1h

I wish

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social @coloneltompeeping.bsky.social · 1h

a man in a yellow and black uniform with a star trek badge

ALT: a man in a yellow and black uniform with a star trek badge

media.tenor.com

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social @coloneltompeeping.bsky.social · 1h

Easy! Oh, I don't know. It is pretty hard to refuse.

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social @coloneltompeeping.bsky.social · 1h

"Trump: Vance-Rubio ticket in 2028 would be unstoppable sex warfare.."
I have to agree, it would.

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coloneltompeeping.bsky.social @coloneltompeeping.bsky.social · 1h

The Faustian spirit is certainly one thing Christians have never lacked.

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coloneltompeeping.bsky.social @coloneltompeeping.bsky.social · 1h

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social @coloneltompeeping.bsky.social · 2h

The very stable jenius at work🙄

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coloneltompeeping.bsky.social @coloneltompeeping.bsky.social · 2h

Malignant and demented is an even worse combination.
Still, a few cups of Japanese tea and I'm sure he'll make it through his third term.

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social @coloneltompeeping.bsky.social · 2h

Trump is putting satirists out of business. theonion.com/report-it-ti...

Report: It Time To Give Up

WASHINGTON—Years of research regarding your progress thus far and the projected outcome of your continued efforts have culminated in the finding that it is in fact time for you to give up, experts on ...

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coloneltompeeping.bsky.social @coloneltompeeping.bsky.social · 2h

Trump is the biggest snow flake in the history of snow.

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social @coloneltompeeping.bsky.social · 2h

That ain't gonna work. Trump isn't demented; he's malignant.

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coloneltompeeping.bsky.social @coloneltompeeping.bsky.social · 2h

Have some respect: The Jeffrey E. Epstein Memorial Ballroom.

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social @coloneltompeeping.bsky.social · 2h

A giant oil painting of this would be like totally awesome

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social @coloneltompeeping.bsky.social · 2h

Trump's IQ - he scored 94
I assume the IQ measures are out of 100, so
that would be an A!]

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social @coloneltompeeping.bsky.social · 2h

What a sad little man.

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social @coloneltompeeping.bsky.social · 2h

The Calculus of Trump: Brown women = Low IQ.
And, of course, as a very stable jenius Trump wood no.

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social @coloneltompeeping.bsky.social · 2h

Why is Dr. Oz in Japan?

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coloneltompeeping.bsky.social @coloneltompeeping.bsky.social · 2h

I'm sure they'll do a great job covering Trump's planned war crimes bsky.app/profile/atru...

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 3h

Trump to troops in Japan: "Unlike past administrations, we will not be politically correct. You don't mind that, do you? When it comes to defending the US we're no longer politically correct. We're gonna defend our country any way we have to and that's usually not the politically correct way"

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coloneltompeeping.bsky.social @coloneltompeeping.bsky.social · 3h

Trump announcing Committing War Crimes as official US policy.

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coloneltompeeping.bsky.social @coloneltompeeping.bsky.social · 3h

He would be doing these other things even if the Epstein files didn't exist, because he's a fascist.

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social @coloneltompeeping.bsky.social · 3h

Would it not be easier than arranging three city invasions, a military buildup outside of Venezuela, a government shutdown, and innumerable diversions, to have the Epstein files destroyed. Or is that somehow beyond Trump's powers?

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coloneltompeeping.bsky.social @coloneltompeeping.bsky.social · 3h

A monument to gold-plated pedophilia

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social @coloneltompeeping.bsky.social · 10h

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coloneltompeeping.bsky.social @coloneltompeeping.bsky.social · 10h

You should just drop it outside
the Home for Unwanted Girls and
forget about it.

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