Harry Cooper
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Harry Cooper
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when these epstein files are released they will be edited heavily. trust the victims. the files are diversion. donald trump is a pedophile.
October 15, 2025 at 1:38 AM
new t-shirt idea.

on the front — trump fucks
on the back — little girls, the economy, his daddy’s money up
November 16, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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busted: meditations of marcus aurelius

new hotness: cato the elder's cabbage-based binge drinking methods
November 13, 2025 at 11:59 AM
the real reason they won’t release the epstein list — barkeepers friend is on the list. i think we can all agree barkeepers friend must be defended at all costs.
November 13, 2025 at 12:27 AM
mark my words, trumps final defense to the epstein accusations is that he’s dick-less.
November 12, 2025 at 6:44 PM
dems are releasing epstein files to cover up their fuck up.
November 12, 2025 at 3:41 PM
so we get to see the epstein files now, right???
November 12, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Oh, so they’re not a bunch of spineless, pro-oligarchy, fuck ups. They’re playing 3d chess.
November 12, 2025 at 10:58 AM
when voting, i used to vote for the democrat with the least white name. i will now be voting for the youngest democrat. not a perfect system, but these old timers gotta go. bye bye grandpa.
November 12, 2025 at 12:00 AM
i’ve never seen a raw ham. coincidence?
November 11, 2025 at 2:29 AM
11/9 never forget. fuck you @schumer.senate.gov
November 10, 2025 at 10:53 PM
at work, we fetishize the amazon one pager. however, at my company the difference is no one reads the fucking one pager. the success of the one pager depends on you pitching the idea in enough important one-on-one conversations for them to know about the existence and ideas of the one pager.
November 10, 2025 at 10:39 PM
they got the “boring” part right. musk is a fucking snooze fest
November 10, 2025 at 8:30 PM
can’t these planes just not hit each other without “big brother” telling them what to do? i can drive perfectly fine and not crash into other cars without the government getting all involved.
November 9, 2025 at 8:59 PM
i’ll be bringing a footlong to the next protest. hope you’ll join in.
November 6, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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So the Epstein vote isn't the only reason Mike Johnson should fear Rep. Yassamin Ansari. More of this, please.
Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
November 6, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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oh my god they actually did it lmao
November 6, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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I love how Rep. Joe Neguse reframed this question.
October 31, 2025 at 8:19 AM
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Anyway if I was gonna make a Frankenstein I think I’d try to make him like a normal size instead of 8 feet tall and then first thing when he woke up I’d give him an ice-cold pouch of Capri-Sun Pacific Cooler and then I think everything would probably be fine
October 26, 2025 at 11:30 PM
what are the chances that this ballroom is actually built before trump leaves office?
October 24, 2025 at 7:14 PM
what’s the polite way to excuse yourself from a zoom to take an emergency shit?
October 23, 2025 at 7:23 PM
do people like it when others comment on their posts? i wouldn’t know, no one ever comments on mine.
October 22, 2025 at 3:17 PM
hate it when that happens
ceej.online ceej @ceej.online · Oct 21
there's a democratic plot to use my nazi tattoo to turn voters against me
October 21, 2025 at 11:15 PM
so far, AI generated diarrhea planes are good for the stock market
October 20, 2025 at 1:37 PM
alright, aliens. now is the time to come unite the world against you.
October 19, 2025 at 6:02 PM