Cole E. Buttz
@cmapstone.bsky.social
They/He
I have no idea what I'm doing!
I have no idea what I'm doing!
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Cole E. Buttz
@cmapstone.bsky.social
· Dec 9
This is the skeet that will make me famous. If it doesn't, it's clearly because the world isn't ready for my genius.
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Make your anxiety more fun by calling it the doomies.
March 5, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Make your anxiety more fun by calling it the doomies.
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December 21, 2024 at 10:55 PM
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Did you see that Hewlett-Packard has a sauce now? Crazy...
December 14, 2024 at 12:52 AM
Did you see that Hewlett-Packard has a sauce now? Crazy...
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time to rate some sums of money
$100: classic amount of money
$0.55: not very much
$320.13: not bad
$2.02: i think you can do a little better than that, don't you
$74,000,000: huge amount of money
$74,000,100: just when i thought it couldn't get any better!
$16: sure
-$7230: you GOTTA be kidding me
$100: classic amount of money
$0.55: not very much
$320.13: not bad
$2.02: i think you can do a little better than that, don't you
$74,000,000: huge amount of money
$74,000,100: just when i thought it couldn't get any better!
$16: sure
-$7230: you GOTTA be kidding me
December 13, 2024 at 2:28 AM
time to rate some sums of money
$100: classic amount of money
$0.55: not very much
$320.13: not bad
$2.02: i think you can do a little better than that, don't you
$74,000,000: huge amount of money
$74,000,100: just when i thought it couldn't get any better!
$16: sure
-$7230: you GOTTA be kidding me
$100: classic amount of money
$0.55: not very much
$320.13: not bad
$2.02: i think you can do a little better than that, don't you
$74,000,000: huge amount of money
$74,000,100: just when i thought it couldn't get any better!
$16: sure
-$7230: you GOTTA be kidding me
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MENSWEAR GUY: Furthermore, you’ve neglected to even cut the vents of the shockingly poor-fitting sport coat you’ve, for some reason, chosen to wear to breakfast
MAN WHO STILL WEARS A THREADLESS TEE FROM 2003 WITH TWO ANTHROPOMORPHIC HOUSES HUGGING UNDER THE TEXT “HOMIES”: haha get his ass derek
MAN WHO STILL WEARS A THREADLESS TEE FROM 2003 WITH TWO ANTHROPOMORPHIC HOUSES HUGGING UNDER THE TEXT “HOMIES”: haha get his ass derek
December 13, 2024 at 5:41 AM
MENSWEAR GUY: Furthermore, you’ve neglected to even cut the vents of the shockingly poor-fitting sport coat you’ve, for some reason, chosen to wear to breakfast
MAN WHO STILL WEARS A THREADLESS TEE FROM 2003 WITH TWO ANTHROPOMORPHIC HOUSES HUGGING UNDER THE TEXT “HOMIES”: haha get his ass derek
MAN WHO STILL WEARS A THREADLESS TEE FROM 2003 WITH TWO ANTHROPOMORPHIC HOUSES HUGGING UNDER THE TEXT “HOMIES”: haha get his ass derek
Why is no one talking about how The Neutron Dance is basically the Duck Tales theme song. The world demands answers!
December 12, 2024 at 3:47 PM
Why is no one talking about how The Neutron Dance is basically the Duck Tales theme song. The world demands answers!
December 12, 2024 at 4:56 AM
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🎵that’s me in the corner. that’s me in my sweatpants, eating my doritos🎵
December 11, 2024 at 12:12 AM
🎵that’s me in the corner. that’s me in my sweatpants, eating my doritos🎵
You're iconic? Bitch, I'm ionic, the bonding that occurs between oppositely charged ions.
December 11, 2024 at 5:01 PM
You're iconic? Bitch, I'm ionic, the bonding that occurs between oppositely charged ions.
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don’t talk to me before i’ve my first cup of herb alpert & the tijuana brass
December 9, 2024 at 1:14 PM
don’t talk to me before i’ve my first cup of herb alpert & the tijuana brass
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pizza hut
lasagna hovel
minestrone shed
fettuccine hole
lasagna hovel
minestrone shed
fettuccine hole
December 9, 2024 at 2:25 AM
pizza hut
lasagna hovel
minestrone shed
fettuccine hole
lasagna hovel
minestrone shed
fettuccine hole
This is the skeet that will make me famous. If it doesn't, it's clearly because the world isn't ready for my genius.
December 9, 2024 at 12:12 AM
This is the skeet that will make me famous. If it doesn't, it's clearly because the world isn't ready for my genius.
In space, no one can hear you scream. In Nordstrom's, everyone can :(
December 9, 2024 at 12:10 AM
In space, no one can hear you scream. In Nordstrom's, everyone can :(
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When I die, I hope i get a 7 goon salute at my funeral.
December 8, 2024 at 4:14 PM
When I die, I hope i get a 7 goon salute at my funeral.
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his pen is too small, he looks like he's being raised for veal
December 8, 2024 at 4:11 PM
his pen is too small, he looks like he's being raised for veal
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a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,
December 8, 2024 at 1:32 AM
a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,
Watching Blown Away Christmas and no one has made a sick Santa bong what the hell
December 8, 2024 at 11:48 PM
Watching Blown Away Christmas and no one has made a sick Santa bong what the hell
Sometimes I feel like soup. Like, not that I want soup, but that I *am* soup.
December 8, 2024 at 7:37 PM
Sometimes I feel like soup. Like, not that I want soup, but that I *am* soup.
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You are what you secretly eat in your car.
November 29, 2024 at 1:10 PM
You are what you secretly eat in your car.
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my right hand is my dominant hand and my left hand says 'yes mistress'
December 8, 2024 at 5:33 PM
my right hand is my dominant hand and my left hand says 'yes mistress'
Have you guys checked out the band “Radiohead”? Very good.
December 8, 2024 at 7:29 PM
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If you see me face fucking a breakfast burrito, mind your business.
December 8, 2024 at 6:30 PM
If you see me face fucking a breakfast burrito, mind your business.