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@cloudedson.bsky.social
Plain text human in a video world. Always uncomfortable. Among the finest recluses of my generation.
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some years, Circulatory System Walking Through the Kitchen Day just completely sneaks up on you
November 10, 2025 at 1:28 PM
some years, Circulatory System Walking Through the Kitchen Day just completely sneaks up on you
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Senate Democrats are the only group of people in America that could look at the election results from *less than a week ago* and conclude, “Ah, what the people want now is for us to roll over and show our bellies to the reactionary creeps”
November 10, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Senate Democrats are the only group of people in America that could look at the election results from *less than a week ago* and conclude, “Ah, what the people want now is for us to roll over and show our bellies to the reactionary creeps”
Today I learned that Charles Mingus wrote a guide on how to toilet train your cat, which is bonkers and also this cat’s name was Nightlife and that’s seriously one of the best cat names I’ve ever heard. 11/10, Mingus was the best
November 2, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Today I learned that Charles Mingus wrote a guide on how to toilet train your cat, which is bonkers and also this cat’s name was Nightlife and that’s seriously one of the best cat names I’ve ever heard. 11/10, Mingus was the best
I forgot the time changed and have spent the last 5 minutes trying to figure out how I lost an hour, things are going well
November 2, 2025 at 12:04 PM
I forgot the time changed and have spent the last 5 minutes trying to figure out how I lost an hour, things are going well
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J. VAN PELT: Honestly, guys, I give him a rock every year. You know I’m in.
It’s the Great Parent Halloween Text Thread, Charlie Brown
K. SCHROEDER: Thanks again for hosting happy hour, Dave! D. GRAY: Bar’s still open! A. CARLIN: Quick reminder to check your kids’ bags for unwrappe...
buff.ly
October 31, 2025 at 8:30 PM
J. VAN PELT: Honestly, guys, I give him a rock every year. You know I’m in.
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lol this cop pissed himself
Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.
October 24, 2025 at 11:40 PM
lol this cop pissed himself
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Got To Get You Into My Life but for shrooms
October 23, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Got To Get You Into My Life but for shrooms
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Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
October 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
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It's kinda cool that Gary Larson is doing new cartoons because he picked up a digital tablet, taught himself how to use it, and it made him love drawing again.
www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/
www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/
New Work by Gary Larson | TheFarSide.com
Get an exclusive look at brand new cartoons and artwork from cartoonist Gary Larson, creator of the iconic comic strip The Far Side®.
www.thefarside.com
October 17, 2025 at 9:09 PM
It's kinda cool that Gary Larson is doing new cartoons because he picked up a digital tablet, taught himself how to use it, and it made him love drawing again.
www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/
www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/
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we fight hard down here cause we gotta fight the bullshit AND the folks who think we endorse the bullshit just by living here.
Take note of all these people turning out for protests in small towns in red states.
Remember them the next time you’re inclined to write an area off because “they voted for this.”
Remember them the next time you’re inclined to write an area off because “they voted for this.”
October 18, 2025 at 5:55 PM
we fight hard down here cause we gotta fight the bullshit AND the folks who think we endorse the bullshit just by living here.
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The Bluesky government accounts want unhinged engagement with their accounts to screenshot and provide to Fox News to justify their authoritarianism and I’m not going to do their work for them it’s my day off.
October 18, 2025 at 11:33 AM
The Bluesky government accounts want unhinged engagement with their accounts to screenshot and provide to Fox News to justify their authoritarianism and I’m not going to do their work for them it’s my day off.
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For Tolkien fans, a timely passage for No Kings Eve, from WH Auden’s review of Lord of the Rings.
October 18, 2025 at 4:13 AM
For Tolkien fans, a timely passage for No Kings Eve, from WH Auden’s review of Lord of the Rings.
Bitching in the alt text is cathartic, BlueSky fucking rules so much
October 15, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Bitching in the alt text is cathartic, BlueSky fucking rules so much
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Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately https://theonion.com/nation-s-indigenous-people-confirm-they-don-t-need-spec-1839033177/
October 13, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately https://theonion.com/nation-s-indigenous-people-confirm-they-don-t-need-spec-1839033177/
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YOUR FOES WOULD SEE YOU SLEEPLESS: RESIST AND REST.
October 2, 2025 at 5:34 AM
YOUR FOES WOULD SEE YOU SLEEPLESS: RESIST AND REST.
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Michael Rother - Karussell [Germany, Krautrock/Ambient] (1977) some nice late 70's krautrock with an electronic element throughout.
https://redd.it/sexh1k
https://youtu.be/7sJPB38h6UY
https://redd.it/sexh1k
https://youtu.be/7sJPB38h6UY
Michael Rother - Karussell [Germany, Krautrock/Ambient] (1977) some nice late 70's krautrock with an electronic element throughout.
youtu.be
October 1, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Michael Rother - Karussell [Germany, Krautrock/Ambient] (1977) some nice late 70's krautrock with an electronic element throughout.
https://redd.it/sexh1k
https://youtu.be/7sJPB38h6UY
https://redd.it/sexh1k
https://youtu.be/7sJPB38h6UY
Make your own context, it’s way more interesting that way
a cartoon character is wearing a hoodie and laughing
Alt: Louise from Bob’s Burgers is wearing a hoodie and laughing maniacally
media.tenor.com
October 1, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Make your own context, it’s way more interesting that way
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every single person claiming to yearn for this would kill themselves if they were subjected to the tyranny of the 56k modem for one hour
This is doing numbers on social media right now and it's so depressing how people truly yearn for this shit and want to preserve that feeling indefinitely like a mausoleum of false memories.
September 29, 2025 at 3:40 PM
every single person claiming to yearn for this would kill themselves if they were subjected to the tyranny of the 56k modem for one hour
Well, this is definitely not gonna leave my head for a fucking year or so
Geese - Au Pays du Cocaine (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Geese
youtube.com
September 26, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Well, this is definitely not gonna leave my head for a fucking year or so
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watched a documentary about the making of megalopolis last night and I really think we should encourage more rich people to spend more time pursuing extremely iconoclastic artistic visions and less time fucking up every workable aspect of society
September 24, 2025 at 3:18 PM
watched a documentary about the making of megalopolis last night and I really think we should encourage more rich people to spend more time pursuing extremely iconoclastic artistic visions and less time fucking up every workable aspect of society
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you busy? the monolith from 2001 A Space Odyssey is here. it wants us to—yeah, beat each other to death with bones
March 10, 2025 at 11:30 PM
you busy? the monolith from 2001 A Space Odyssey is here. it wants us to—yeah, beat each other to death with bones
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the kimmel thing is bad but as long as they arent rounding people up indiscriminately based on race, building concentration camps and talking about eradicating those they deem sexual deviants, i think we’ll be ok
September 18, 2025 at 3:09 AM
the kimmel thing is bad but as long as they arent rounding people up indiscriminately based on race, building concentration camps and talking about eradicating those they deem sexual deviants, i think we’ll be ok