CLINICAL DEPRESSION (World Tour)
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Humidor full of slim jims
December 6, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Humidor full of slim jims
They didn’t even bother printing 2026 planners. Thats how bad it is.
December 4, 2025 at 9:05 PM
They didn’t even bother printing 2026 planners. Thats how bad it is.
MrBeast should do a pop-up hospital in Gaza
December 4, 2025 at 12:53 AM
MrBeast should do a pop-up hospital in Gaza
I ain’t even interested in a leftover turkey sandwich if they ain’t no pickles
November 28, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I ain’t even interested in a leftover turkey sandwich if they ain’t no pickles
Never ate better than at a Southern funeral
November 24, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Never ate better than at a Southern funeral
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My screenplay for ‘The Poughkeepsie Potato Peeler Murders’ was rejected by Netflix. They’ll regret their lack of vision when it wins an Emmy one day.
November 24, 2025 at 1:56 AM
My screenplay for ‘The Poughkeepsie Potato Peeler Murders’ was rejected by Netflix. They’ll regret their lack of vision when it wins an Emmy one day.
Time for a mother frickin HOT DOOOG
November 23, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Time for a mother frickin HOT DOOOG
Clay Higgins be like “I hit the wrong button on my vote thing”
November 20, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Clay Higgins be like “I hit the wrong button on my vote thing”
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The main difference between their characters is that I would view Butthead as being morally culpable for his crimes in a way I wouldn’t for Beavis. Beavis I’m almost instantly arguing down to manslaughter, Butthead is full Murder One
November 18, 2025 at 8:45 PM
The main difference between their characters is that I would view Butthead as being morally culpable for his crimes in a way I wouldn’t for Beavis. Beavis I’m almost instantly arguing down to manslaughter, Butthead is full Murder One
God dang
November 18, 2025 at 12:55 AM
God dang
I need a sushi lunch with a big beer and a stupid-looking fish in an aquarium watching me eat it.
November 16, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I need a sushi lunch with a big beer and a stupid-looking fish in an aquarium watching me eat it.
The worst thing about an epiphany is examining the logistics of changing your ways and deciding it’s easier to keep on the way you came.
November 16, 2025 at 3:21 PM
The worst thing about an epiphany is examining the logistics of changing your ways and deciding it’s easier to keep on the way you came.
I have a vivid memory of sitting in a little bar at dusk on a cold autumn day. Drinking an Irish coffee sitting by an open window as the cold rain drizzled in. I was on an island. I could only hear the ocean. I’ll never experience that again.
November 16, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I have a vivid memory of sitting in a little bar at dusk on a cold autumn day. Drinking an Irish coffee sitting by an open window as the cold rain drizzled in. I was on an island. I could only hear the ocean. I’ll never experience that again.
Pattern-seeking brain isn’t working out too good. I need less self-awareness.
November 16, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Pattern-seeking brain isn’t working out too good. I need less self-awareness.
The lion does not concern himself with the little twist tie thing on the bread
November 16, 2025 at 2:49 AM
The lion does not concern himself with the little twist tie thing on the bread
HR loved the mortal kombat style fight ladder of my coworkers I drew so much that we’re meeting about it on Monday.
November 16, 2025 at 2:46 AM
HR loved the mortal kombat style fight ladder of my coworkers I drew so much that we’re meeting about it on Monday.
K lob 2028
No jury would convict me
November 15, 2025 at 2:56 PM
K lob 2028
The minute I decide to put in the work to become a better person I see a guy on a bicycle beef
November 14, 2025 at 2:52 AM
The minute I decide to put in the work to become a better person I see a guy on a bicycle beef
I’m like Huon of Bordeaux except I didn’t do any of the stuff he did.
November 12, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I’m like Huon of Bordeaux except I didn’t do any of the stuff he did.
People always say I smell great. I just use shampoo as body wash.
November 11, 2025 at 4:25 AM
People always say I smell great. I just use shampoo as body wash.
Happy Halloween to everyone except these guys.
October 31, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Happy Halloween to everyone except these guys.
I wouldn’t have figured louisiana conservatives would like the idea of paying Brian Kelly 54 million dollars to not work.
October 28, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I wouldn’t have figured louisiana conservatives would like the idea of paying Brian Kelly 54 million dollars to not work.
Might have a hot dog later. No big deal. 💅
October 26, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Might have a hot dog later. No big deal. 💅
The Crawl is a horror movie in my
Mind about a guy who does a bar crawl but turns out that the night keeps repeating for eternity. It takes him about a week to figure it out.
Mind about a guy who does a bar crawl but turns out that the night keeps repeating for eternity. It takes him about a week to figure it out.
October 26, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The Crawl is a horror movie in my
Mind about a guy who does a bar crawl but turns out that the night keeps repeating for eternity. It takes him about a week to figure it out.
Mind about a guy who does a bar crawl but turns out that the night keeps repeating for eternity. It takes him about a week to figure it out.