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Classicista
@classicista.bsky.social
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Proud Black member of the Global Majority, ARO💚🖤🤍, 👓🖖🏾🧶📚🤟🏾 No matter what else I'm doing I'm internally railing against the current epistemicide and the kakistocracy. Blerd from birth. Lover and slinger of Spreadsheets.
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Classicista @classicista.bsky.social · Dec 26
Hello all. I am a lady identified person, quite fond of books, my family (blood kin and chosen), cleverness, craftiness, cusswords, true kindness and those who value the same.
On the bird site I operated under my oldest online handle, Imaget.
May the skies here never darken as they did there.
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Classicista @classicista.bsky.social · 20h
Holy Toxoplasmosis! (゜-゜)
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Classicista @classicista.bsky.social · 20h
Thanks for the aurwyrm, my dearest of Internet pals.

youtu.be/dom7VlltBUc?...
The Chicks - Wide Open Spaces (Official Video)
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Classicista @classicista.bsky.social · 1d
Trick or treat!
#BlackSky
#Halloween
#WitchyWoman
#HandingOutTreats

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Pic of a Black Woman wearing a flower crown in her Afro looking over a mug.
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Classicista @classicista.bsky.social · 1d
www.nytimes.com/badges/games...
I got Queen Bee!
How many words can you make with 7 letters?
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Classicista @classicista.bsky.social · 2d
When I worked at Borders, they were the for a dollar, and they tided me over through many a later night shift.
I cannot stand the smell of them now.
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Classicista @classicista.bsky.social · 3d
If you see this, post a robot that isn't from Star Wars, Star Trek, Dr. Who, or Transformers.
Age check
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Classicista @classicista.bsky.social · 3d
From one daughter to another, and please pardon the parasocial nature of this message, but I'm sorry this happened, and I'm so proud of you sticking up for yourself.
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Classicista @classicista.bsky.social · 3d
Why is The Diplomat so absofreakinglutely good? And at the same time too short?
I told myself I was going to slowly parse out this season, cause Lord knows when/if next season will come. Next thing I know I'm two episodes down on the first day.
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Classicista @classicista.bsky.social · 4d
Adding cheese makes it a breakfast sandwich somehow and not a BLT.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
If I’m in a mood to adulterate the recipe, I do like adding avocado, cucumbers, and sprouts with a horseradish/wasabi dressing.
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Classicista @classicista.bsky.social · 5d
Worst club to be in, the past parent club, but it sometimes helps to realize that you're not in the club alone. Signed a fifteen year member.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 5d
“Tell your children who the cowards were.”
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Ethan Embry @ethanembry.bsky.social · 8d
Hey, if you have auto pay setup on your health insurance premium, might wanna unclick that option for the time being.
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 8d
Excellent rule for life in general, really.

Cops are literally trained to manipulate information out of you. And for all the chatter I see about their nefarious, underhanded methods for this, the truth is, most don't need to bother, because a lot of you volunteer that shit willingly.
mikexnichols.bsky.social Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · Jun 13
PSA for everyone going to protests
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Classicista @classicista.bsky.social · 8d
I'm not sure if it's canon for Bruce to have been with his parents outside of the Keaton film. If it is, then that's the only drawback I can find to the theory. I doubt that Thomas would knowingly risk his heir.
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Classicista @classicista.bsky.social · 9d
I'm sorry. May that closing door open many windows
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Classicista @classicista.bsky.social · 9d
Drop some transformations!
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Classicista @classicista.bsky.social · 9d
I feel this way about all professional sports leagues except for golf. Somehow all the golf rules stuck in my brain. I can listen to audio commentary and understand what's happening on the course. It was my favorite gym class.
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Classicista @classicista.bsky.social · 10d
That we cannot rely on tradition,... common decency, or respect for those who came before us to protect anything or anyone.
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Classicista @classicista.bsky.social · 10d
So I am thankful for the lesson behind every visible piece of destruction the "tiny hand"-churian candidate has done to the house built by the uncompensated labor of my people. Let it stand as a reminder, that we cannot rely on tradition,...
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Classicista @classicista.bsky.social · 10d
And I was horrified by the blatant evidence of some privileged asshole disrespecting the antiques in a house that belonged to the American people and not to whoever got to crash in the place for 4-8years. My subsequent tours through the Obama and Biden holiday setups were much less upsetting.
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Classicista @classicista.bsky.social · 10d
Gasped about the, "Elegance!" My family and I shook our heads. Then we got to a more residential section, and the room reeked of cigarettes and someone had left a high ball glass on the table without a coaster! There were several water stains on what looked like an antique table,
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Classicista @classicista.bsky.social · 10d
My first tour of the White House, was a holiday decoration tour during the shrub years. The theme, I shit you not, was, "Balls." And there were a bunch of dead trees with thousands of glass ball ornaments. Two southern accented ladies ahead of me in the tour clutched their pearls, and
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Classicista @classicista.bsky.social · 10d
Yeah, that looks like everyone in that house has toxoplasmosis
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Classicista @classicista.bsky.social · 11d
Joining a fine tradition.
a man in a lion costume is dancing in a room with other people .
Alt: GIF of the actor Ted Ross, in his role as the Cowardly Lion in the movie The Wiz. He is dancing to the climactic dance number, Brand New Day, with the freed workers from Evilene the wicked witch of the East's sweatshop.
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Classicista @classicista.bsky.social · 16d
Every time you mention the giraffe.
a man in a suit sits on a couch holding a glass of wine
Alt: Gif of a man sitting on a couch in a golden room leaning over to give a little kiss to a miniature giraffe and then dancing with joy.
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