Claire 'Moisten Your Brassicas’ Jones
@clairejones.bsky.social
Twitter Refugee and retired kinkster. Looking forward to being part of something good again, but can only post old pics now. Sense of humour classified as a WMD.
Possibly NSFW on occasion (sorry!).
Possibly NSFW on occasion (sorry!).
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Is there anything better than chillin’ on a comfy bed, dressed all in #latex and heels?
Cabbage.
October 11, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Cabbage.
@sheerlady.bsky.social Hello! Long time no speak!
September 13, 2025 at 12:24 PM
@sheerlady.bsky.social Hello! Long time no speak!
@dorianlynskey.bsky.social SO sad to see you leaving OGWN. I’ve been here right from the beginning of Remainiacs (and have the mugs to prove it!), & you’ve always been an absolute fave. I’m glad Origin Story is still there (gotta get that Dunt fix too!), but things won’t be the same. Best wishes sir
September 5, 2025 at 4:23 PM
@dorianlynskey.bsky.social SO sad to see you leaving OGWN. I’ve been here right from the beginning of Remainiacs (and have the mugs to prove it!), & you’ve always been an absolute fave. I’m glad Origin Story is still there (gotta get that Dunt fix too!), but things won’t be the same. Best wishes sir
@spannersready.bsky.social @mattpt55.bsky.social Ooh, Mr Spanners, doing a swear on *my* podcast episode?! 😮😁. Shocked I am, shocked. 1:15:50-ish if you’re bothered 🙃
September 1, 2025 at 2:17 PM
@spannersready.bsky.social @mattpt55.bsky.social Ooh, Mr Spanners, doing a swear on *my* podcast episode?! 😮😁. Shocked I am, shocked. 1:15:50-ish if you’re bothered 🙃
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Possible causes of your problems. It’s a diagram that (sadly) still seems relevant in 2025, so reposting a year and a bit on.
August 25, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Possible causes of your problems. It’s a diagram that (sadly) still seems relevant in 2025, so reposting a year and a bit on.
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Who’s with me for a campaign to stop politicians wearing hi viz jackets and hard hats when talking about the economy and instead being filmed playing Total War: Warhammer
In Britain video games generate more revenue (£4.3bn) than the film (excluding streaming) and music industries combined (£3.4bn).
economist.com/britain/2025...
economist.com/britain/2025...
Britain is a global gaming superpower
Can it remain one?
economist.com
August 18, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Who’s with me for a campaign to stop politicians wearing hi viz jackets and hard hats when talking about the economy and instead being filmed playing Total War: Warhammer
FFS
August 6, 2025 at 8:19 PM
FFS
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Everything that @grahamsmith.bsky.social writes here about the purpose and technique of games criticism is so good that I want to steal it for my own style guide. (Actually a lot of this IS in my style guide, just not so brilliantly or succinctly expressed)
www.rockpapershotgun.com/the-sunday-p...
www.rockpapershotgun.com/the-sunday-p...
July 27, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Everything that @grahamsmith.bsky.social writes here about the purpose and technique of games criticism is so good that I want to steal it for my own style guide. (Actually a lot of this IS in my style guide, just not so brilliantly or succinctly expressed)
www.rockpapershotgun.com/the-sunday-p...
www.rockpapershotgun.com/the-sunday-p...
@spannersready.bsky.social So, does that mean The Hulk has finally torn up his deal with the devil?
July 6, 2025 at 4:38 PM
@spannersready.bsky.social So, does that mean The Hulk has finally torn up his deal with the devil?
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😲SHOCK: Working People Should "Lower Expectations" - in latest #BrokenNews report.
Please share this vital update.
Please share this vital update.
Working People Should "Lower Expectations" - #BrokenNews
YouTube video by Larry & Paul
youtu.be
June 27, 2025 at 6:50 AM
😲SHOCK: Working People Should "Lower Expectations" - in latest #BrokenNews report.
Please share this vital update.
Please share this vital update.
Been touring the galaxy for the past few months. I assume nothing of note has happened?
June 22, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Been touring the galaxy for the past few months. I assume nothing of note has happened?
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Yes. Exactly like that.
June 10, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Yes. Exactly like that.
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Oooh, you mean it's OK to leave, realise it's a mistake, then rejoin? 😉
June 7, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Oooh, you mean it's OK to leave, realise it's a mistake, then rejoin? 😉
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So then Elon goes "Kill the Bill!" and Trump goes "Elon has TDS!" so Elon goes "I'm the reason Trump won!" so Trump goes "we waste billions on Elon!" so Elon goes "Epstein!" and a corpulent flunkie goes "Deport Elon!" and Elon goes "Impeach!"
And THAT'S why women are too emotional to be President.
And THAT'S why women are too emotional to be President.
June 6, 2025 at 3:33 AM
So then Elon goes "Kill the Bill!" and Trump goes "Elon has TDS!" so Elon goes "I'm the reason Trump won!" so Trump goes "we waste billions on Elon!" so Elon goes "Epstein!" and a corpulent flunkie goes "Deport Elon!" and Elon goes "Impeach!"
And THAT'S why women are too emotional to be President.
And THAT'S why women are too emotional to be President.
Just watching BSG again on ITV. ‘33’ at the moment, and damn it’s still excellent
June 3, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Just watching BSG again on ITV. ‘33’ at the moment, and damn it’s still excellent
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"Could I be a single-issue ideologue with no medical expertise? No, it is the doctors who are wrong"
"Junior doctors condemn gender verdict as ‘scientifically illiterate’" Helen Joyce, of Sex Matters: “It’s terrifying that a group of young doctors, all of whom have been through several years of advanced education and training in biology, have been indoctrinated by trans activism to such an extent"
June 2, 2025 at 9:31 AM
"Could I be a single-issue ideologue with no medical expertise? No, it is the doctors who are wrong"
Max Verstappen. What a calm chap, who never, ever, loses.his cool.
#F1SpanishGP
(Autocorrect ket trying to change that to SpinachGP. Popeye would win)
#F1SpanishGP
(Autocorrect ket trying to change that to SpinachGP. Popeye would win)
June 1, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Max Verstappen. What a calm chap, who never, ever, loses.his cool.
#F1SpanishGP
(Autocorrect ket trying to change that to SpinachGP. Popeye would win)
#F1SpanishGP
(Autocorrect ket trying to change that to SpinachGP. Popeye would win)
Oooh, Foundation S3 in July! Excellent! www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bMC...
Foundation — Season 3 Official Teaser | Apple TV+
YouTube video by Apple TV
www.youtube.com
May 28, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Oooh, Foundation S3 in July! Excellent! www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bMC...
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Your reminder that transphobia is the leading edge of white supremacy.
Their approach is basically "all minorities are guilty of sex crimes until proven otherwise".
Their approach is basically "all minorities are guilty of sex crimes until proven otherwise".
May 26, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Your reminder that transphobia is the leading edge of white supremacy.
Their approach is basically "all minorities are guilty of sex crimes until proven otherwise".
Their approach is basically "all minorities are guilty of sex crimes until proven otherwise".
@spannersready.bsky.social I’ve come to the conclusion that, instead of just an extra set of tyres, it would be better if one set was made of wood. Or granite.
May 25, 2025 at 5:45 PM
@spannersready.bsky.social I’ve come to the conclusion that, instead of just an extra set of tyres, it would be better if one set was made of wood. Or granite.
@spannersready.bsky.social The Monaco GP. I thought it was called motor *racing*
May 25, 2025 at 5:41 PM
@spannersready.bsky.social The Monaco GP. I thought it was called motor *racing*
May 20, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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Via @greenpeaceuk.bsky.social on insta, the most accurate use of this meme ever
May 15, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Via @greenpeaceuk.bsky.social on insta, the most accurate use of this meme ever