Chris Bush
@cjbush88.bsky.social
.NET Software Engineer. What Denholm Reynholm would call a "standard nerd". Board game enthusiast. I don't struggle with ADHD, I admit that it already won. QT = Instablock
I named my fists Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries because when I need them the most they’re almost guaranteed to let me down.
I named my fists Common and Sense because I'm about to bring the Paine
I named my fists Blood and Meridian because I’m fixing to Judge your ass.
December 1, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I named my fists Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries because when I need them the most they’re almost guaranteed to let me down.
When one asks what separates the unwashed masses from those in the upper echelons of the Fourth Estate who have spent years honing their craft at journalism schools, look no further than this display of profound, erudite commentary.
November 30, 2025 at 3:42 AM
When one asks what separates the unwashed masses from those in the upper echelons of the Fourth Estate who have spent years honing their craft at journalism schools, look no further than this display of profound, erudite commentary.
The amount of authority, both temporal and eternal, that these federal air marshals are now allowed to wield is getting out of hand.
November 29, 2025 at 4:32 PM
The amount of authority, both temporal and eternal, that these federal air marshals are now allowed to wield is getting out of hand.
Turns out any time you use the term “space heater” on social media an email goes straight to the CPSC commissioners’ inboxes.
November 28, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Turns out any time you use the term “space heater” on social media an email goes straight to the CPSC commissioners’ inboxes.
Me waiting for my 13 hour delay at IAH to end, but looking amazing while I do it.
November 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Me waiting for my 13 hour delay at IAH to end, but looking amazing while I do it.
“‘We live in a country where Christianity has been pretty much put on mute,’ Gamble said.”
Could it have something to do with spending $60 million on monuments when there are starving children in the world?
Could it have something to do with spending $60 million on monuments when there are starving children in the world?
Planned to open to the public in 2028, The Eternal Wall of Answered Prayer—a 168-foot-tall architectural landmark—is expected to be one of the largest Christian monuments in England, if not the world.
UK Breaks Ground on Massive Monument to Answered Prayers - Christianity Today
After years of planning and fundraising, the roadside landmark shaped like a Möbius loop will represent a million Christian petitions, brick by brick.
www.christianitytoday.com
November 24, 2025 at 2:45 PM
“‘We live in a country where Christianity has been pretty much put on mute,’ Gamble said.”
Could it have something to do with spending $60 million on monuments when there are starving children in the world?
Could it have something to do with spending $60 million on monuments when there are starving children in the world?
“a high ranking employee of the French Government”
November 23, 2025 at 11:51 PM
“a high ranking employee of the French Government”
The script writers obviously needed someone to step in after they wrote off the MGT character.
An infomercial pitchman who made headlines for getting into a violent altercation with a sex worker?
Running as a Republican? Hmm, seems like a stretch
Running as a Republican? Hmm, seems like a stretch
The Shamwow Guy just announced that he is running for Texas’ 31st Congressional District.
November 23, 2025 at 5:04 PM
The script writers obviously needed someone to step in after they wrote off the MGT character.
Live look at Stephen Miller waiting for the sun to go down so he can go do damage control about Mamdani on Sean Hannity.
November 21, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Live look at Stephen Miller waiting for the sun to go down so he can go do damage control about Mamdani on Sean Hannity.
As I tell my six year old, “Next time, remember this feeling of regret you’re having right now and make better choices.”
A three-time Trump voter told CNN that Trump failed to keep his promise to lower the cost of living:
“I’m very let down by this, because I feel like it’s only gotten worse.”
“I’m very let down by this, because I feel like it’s only gotten worse.”
November 21, 2025 at 3:22 AM
As I tell my six year old, “Next time, remember this feeling of regret you’re having right now and make better choices.”
Somebody has kidnapped Sean Duffy and replaced him with @radiofreetom.bsky.social in a Sean Duffy mask.
Trump's Transportation Secretary on how to improve air travel:
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
November 21, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Somebody has kidnapped Sean Duffy and replaced him with @radiofreetom.bsky.social in a Sean Duffy mask.
Jeffries should bring a Patty Murray 2026 hat to the Oval Office next time and give it to Trump. IYKYK.
Vance: "We had a meeting with Jeffries and Schumer in the Oval Office. The president whispers to one of his personal assistants and she comes back with two Trump 2028 hats. Then he has the photographer come in and he points at Jeffries as he's holding the Trump 2028 hat! It was a hysterical moment."
November 21, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Jeffries should bring a Patty Murray 2026 hat to the Oval Office next time and give it to Trump. IYKYK.
Respectfully Senator, we’re way past the point of making videos on social media. Call on the House to impeach him. The GOP were the ones who were wringing their hands over violent political rhetoric a month and a half ago. Make them put their money where their mouth is.
The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
November 20, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Respectfully Senator, we’re way past the point of making videos on social media. Call on the House to impeach him. The GOP were the ones who were wringing their hands over violent political rhetoric a month and a half ago. Make them put their money where their mouth is.
This is a thing that didn't happen so much that it caused other things that did happen to un-happen.
Trump: My pollsters said, 'sir, if George Washington and Abraham Lincoln came back from the dead and they aligned and they went for the president, vice president as a combination, you'd be beating them by 25 points.'
November 20, 2025 at 2:56 AM
This is a thing that didn't happen so much that it caused other things that did happen to un-happen.
"Many people are talking about Karl Marx—VERY smart guy, by the way. We need a GREAT REVOLUTION, to TAKE BACK the workers’ POWER! Capitalism has FAILED; only through ACTION and FAIR sharing can we WIN! The PEOPLE MUST RISE and seize the future! Thank you for your attention to this matter."
Trump in a room with a very charismatic person results in like half a day of Trump agreeing with everything that person said, so this has the potential to be very, very funny.
Trump says he’s meeting with “communist” Mamdani at the White House on Friday
November 20, 2025 at 2:52 AM
"Many people are talking about Karl Marx—VERY smart guy, by the way. We need a GREAT REVOLUTION, to TAKE BACK the workers’ POWER! Capitalism has FAILED; only through ACTION and FAIR sharing can we WIN! The PEOPLE MUST RISE and seize the future! Thank you for your attention to this matter."
The demented smile of a man who just consumed a sack full of puppies and kittens raw during the commercial break.
November 19, 2025 at 3:32 AM
The demented smile of a man who just consumed a sack full of puppies and kittens raw during the commercial break.
Long live Comrade Stalin
Troy Nehls closes his remarks on the Epstein files bill: "God Bless Donald J Trump"
November 18, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Long live Comrade Stalin
Well at least they’re finally admitting they’re not Christians.
watching these two Christian Nationalists have a conversation and see if you can spot the part where I spit coffee all over my screen.
November 18, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Well at least they’re finally admitting they’re not Christians.
I would say "uhh sir, this is a Wendy's" but, well, you know...
Trump: "I gave them as you know unlimited water, Biden came back with a rigged election, and he immediately restricted the water again. But I came back in and immediately unrestricted it again. So now you have unlimited water to clean your damn dishes."
November 18, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I would say "uhh sir, this is a Wendy's" but, well, you know...
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 3:06 AM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
The Exodus 32:20 approach. I dig it. I didn’t know @dieworkwear.bsky.social was such a scholar on Levitical law in addition to being a snappy dresser.
to safely dispose of these hats, eat them. natural fibers — such as cotton, wool, silk, and linen — breakdown in the digestive track. synthetics do not. thus, if you eat your hat, the synthetics will pass through the other side. smush through the poop to find the synthetic fibers and recycle them.
November 16, 2025 at 4:48 AM
The Exodus 32:20 approach. I dig it. I didn’t know @dieworkwear.bsky.social was such a scholar on Levitical law in addition to being a snappy dresser.
The irony of this article being behind a paywall.
“It shouldn’t take a handful of streaming services, many hundreds of dollars, and a color-coded spreadsheet to be a fan,” Stephanie Hayes writes.
Why Can’t I Just Watch Sports on Television?
It shouldn’t be this hard to be a fan.
bit.ly
November 15, 2025 at 6:26 PM
The irony of this article being behind a paywall.