Citizen_Kang
@citizenkang42.bsky.social
I will _always_ trust a big butt and a smile
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KURO: Wolf… I’m getting DoorDash…
WOLF: DoorDash…
KURO: Emma and I are thinking of Wendy’s because they’ve got a buy one get one deal.
WOLF: Wendy’s…
KURO: But we’ll need you to decide Wolf. Will you have the second Baconater?
WOLF:
>Anything for you, my liege.
>(Betray Kuro)
WOLF: DoorDash…
KURO: Emma and I are thinking of Wendy’s because they’ve got a buy one get one deal.
WOLF: Wendy’s…
KURO: But we’ll need you to decide Wolf. Will you have the second Baconater?
WOLF:
>Anything for you, my liege.
>(Betray Kuro)
October 31, 2025 at 4:37 PM
KURO: Wolf… I’m getting DoorDash…
WOLF: DoorDash…
KURO: Emma and I are thinking of Wendy’s because they’ve got a buy one get one deal.
WOLF: Wendy’s…
KURO: But we’ll need you to decide Wolf. Will you have the second Baconater?
WOLF:
>Anything for you, my liege.
>(Betray Kuro)
WOLF: DoorDash…
KURO: Emma and I are thinking of Wendy’s because they’ve got a buy one get one deal.
WOLF: Wendy’s…
KURO: But we’ll need you to decide Wolf. Will you have the second Baconater?
WOLF:
>Anything for you, my liege.
>(Betray Kuro)
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me: [at the theater, ringing a little bell for my butler, Chauncey, to bring me some popped corn]
bully: who's doing that
larger bully: hey that guy's got a fucking bell
me: [frantically ringing bell]
bully: who's doing that
larger bully: hey that guy's got a fucking bell
me: [frantically ringing bell]
October 29, 2024 at 3:52 AM
me: [at the theater, ringing a little bell for my butler, Chauncey, to bring me some popped corn]
bully: who's doing that
larger bully: hey that guy's got a fucking bell
me: [frantically ringing bell]
bully: who's doing that
larger bully: hey that guy's got a fucking bell
me: [frantically ringing bell]
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Nobody who should fuck off actually fucks off anymore. We're stuck with all these fucking people.
November 18, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Nobody who should fuck off actually fucks off anymore. We're stuck with all these fucking people.
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nothing says you’re kicking ass at Buddhism quite like having an insatiable desire for something
November 12, 2025 at 10:16 PM
nothing says you’re kicking ass at Buddhism quite like having an insatiable desire for something
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Mamdani is going to implement Shakira law. Hips will no longer be able to lie.
Mamdani is going to implement Shania law. That don't impress me much.
Mamdani is going to implement Shisha law. Everyone gets their own pipe and the smog will smell of mango.
November 8, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Mamdani is going to implement Shakira law. Hips will no longer be able to lie.
Yay! Erin did it!!!
November 3, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Yay! Erin did it!!!
Everybody vote for this one, just think of how many Dolly pics we will get out of it
November 2, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Everybody vote for this one, just think of how many Dolly pics we will get out of it
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Good morning from Chicago! The No Kings Protest begins in an hour but hundreds are already here
I'll be otg all day searching for the Antifa Terrorist Network I've heard so much about. So far it's just American flags and people signing a giant Constitution but I'm sure they're here somewhere
🧵
I'll be otg all day searching for the Antifa Terrorist Network I've heard so much about. So far it's just American flags and people signing a giant Constitution but I'm sure they're here somewhere
🧵
October 18, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Good morning from Chicago! The No Kings Protest begins in an hour but hundreds are already here
I'll be otg all day searching for the Antifa Terrorist Network I've heard so much about. So far it's just American flags and people signing a giant Constitution but I'm sure they're here somewhere
🧵
I'll be otg all day searching for the Antifa Terrorist Network I've heard so much about. So far it's just American flags and people signing a giant Constitution but I'm sure they're here somewhere
🧵
Brown line trains are running every 8 minutes and the one I’m on was rush hour-packed by the 4th stop, Chicago is coming out. Fuck Trump, fuck ICE, we must prosecute when this is over
October 18, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Brown line trains are running every 8 minutes and the one I’m on was rush hour-packed by the 4th stop, Chicago is coming out. Fuck Trump, fuck ICE, we must prosecute when this is over
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My oldest is at D&D with her friends. My youngest is at the Taylor Swift movie with my wife. Time to get raw up in this bitch
(Play Stardew Valley)
(Play Stardew Valley)
October 4, 2025 at 12:07 AM
My oldest is at D&D with her friends. My youngest is at the Taylor Swift movie with my wife. Time to get raw up in this bitch
(Play Stardew Valley)
(Play Stardew Valley)
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Increasingly, I feel as if these self-proclaimed coalition builders talking about "winning the middle" aren't talking about the people they hope to win over. Rather, they're talking about themselves, and defining what it will take to keep them in the tent. Not opposed to purity tests; issuing them.
October 1, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Increasingly, I feel as if these self-proclaimed coalition builders talking about "winning the middle" aren't talking about the people they hope to win over. Rather, they're talking about themselves, and defining what it will take to keep them in the tent. Not opposed to purity tests; issuing them.
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me telling my grandkids what it was like to have vaccines
September 22, 2025 at 8:55 PM
me telling my grandkids what it was like to have vaccines
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Terrible news: I got really good at this long runback because I've done it so many times
September 22, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Terrible news: I got really good at this long runback because I've done it so many times
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obviously I totally have to hand it to the chaotic hater who made this banner
September 8, 2025 at 2:26 AM
obviously I totally have to hand it to the chaotic hater who made this banner
I love Team Cherry so much. I had an emotional reaction to a boss fight today. And not in the frustration->improve->elation cycle, but in how after all that, I get to the 4th phase and it is legit emotionally gutting. I felt so bad for that lonely clockwork bug you guys
September 8, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I love Team Cherry so much. I had an emotional reaction to a boss fight today. And not in the frustration->improve->elation cycle, but in how after all that, I get to the 4th phase and it is legit emotionally gutting. I felt so bad for that lonely clockwork bug you guys
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animated movies but with xenomorphs: thread
September 5, 2025 at 12:54 AM
animated movies but with xenomorphs: thread
Happy Silksong Day to all who celebrate. If it turns out to be a troll I’m going to be so mad, but also that would be pretty funny
September 4, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Happy Silksong Day to all who celebrate. If it turns out to be a troll I’m going to be so mad, but also that would be pretty funny
NGL I’m pretty proud of this one
August 31, 2025 at 11:26 PM
NGL I’m pretty proud of this one
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![MPREGMAFIA
@prettyliltakemachine.is-extre...
[2800 AD]
CYBORG: yeah it's called 'borat' or something. apparently it was a film they used to quote a lot before the Time of the Great Burning. they had a copy on the datacore but an infophage ate it. it's unrecoverable
GENESPLICE: who told you about this?
CYBORG: [totally normal voice] my wife
April 30, 2025 at 12:32 AM](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vzh3zzjcbamllzjadsmfooxq/bafkreicok45mpxwsaoqnod6lpce3kpedkjauxwdww6jx2wu62zcub4nfda@jpeg)
lmfao
She went to Jared's
August 14, 2025 at 3:13 PM
lmfao
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*Werner Herzog voice* Let's go, Mets! Love the Mets, baby! Let's Go, hit a home run!
August 6, 2025 at 3:17 AM
*Werner Herzog voice* Let's go, Mets! Love the Mets, baby! Let's Go, hit a home run!