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Christophurious

@christophurious.bsky.social

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Husband, father, former 1st responder, current small business owner/operator. tech/science/adhd/sci-fi/travel/audio-video/HiFi My vision is blurry and my thumbs aren’t as dexterous as they used ti be … expect typos SoCal

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Christophurious @christophurious.bsky.social · Oct 9

How sad it must be - believing that scientists, scholars, historians, economists, and journalists have devoted their entire lives to deceiving you, while a reality tv star with decades of fraud and exhaustively documented lying is your only beacon of truth and honesty.

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Christophurious @christophurious.bsky.social · 2d

Absolute banger … and it’s going off on Threads too.

I get no traction either on
BlueSky. My pinned thread got 30k+ likes and over 200k views … here on BlueSky it absolutely flopped 😂

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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InfiDale @infidale.bsky.social · 2d

“I put my hands up on your hip. When I grift, you grift, we grift.”

— JD Vance and Erika Kirk

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Barack Obama @barackobama.bsky.social · 10d

We have just over two weeks to pass Prop 50. And when we do, it will send a message of hope across the country, that change is possible if we do the work.

So, let’s get to it. linktr.ee/cadem

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Christophurious @christophurious.bsky.social · 12d

I love roadtripping … the end destination can influence how tough the drive there is. I drove from San Diego to Olympic National Park and back at the end of summer. Basically from the US/Mexico border to the US/Canadian border.

10/10 would do again.

Christophurious @christophurious.bsky.social · 12d

I’ll admit I had to look it up…but that was a good pull. Top-notch.

Christophurious @christophurious.bsky.social · 14d

Saw this guy too! 😂

Kudos to the guy with the bullhorn following him around. Some heroes don’t wear capes!

Ingot video too but it’s on my DSLR along with a thousands pics of everyone and their signs 🤘🏻 🤙🏼

Christophurious @christophurious.bsky.social · Sep 26

Trump now has the lowest approval rating of any president in the last 80 years. He’s 79.

That means the worst president of his entire lifetime… is him.
Second worst?
Also him.

Dude battled himself for last place … AND WON! 😂

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John Shirley @johnshirley2024.bsky.social · Sep 25

What could this be but a loyalty testing event, and possibly sharing or confirming plans for coming martial law based on fake 'terrorism' attacks and 'emergencies'. They seem to want to do it all in person rather than on the email record,.

amblerj.bsky.social @amblerj.bsky.social · Sep 25

WTF? Very strange and suspicious. Major security risk, at the very least.
wapo.st/4nidndf

Hegseth orders rare, urgent meeting of hundreds of generals, admirals

The Pentagon has summoned military officials from around the world for a gathering in Virginia. Top generals and their staffs don’t know the reason for the meeting.

wapo.st

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Christophurious @christophurious.bsky.social · Sep 18

Dan Gilroy has got to be so fucking exasperated right now.

Christophurious @christophurious.bsky.social · Sep 18

A Christmas Carol … but instead it’s Elon Musk being visited by the ghostly visages of Nathan Bedford Forrest, Strom Thurmond, and Charlie Kirk.

Christophurious @christophurious.bsky.social · Sep 17

1) Radio Lab (the OG episodes with Jad and Robert)

2) 99% Invisible

3) Stuff You Should Know

4) The Dirtbag Diaries

5) Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

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Christophurious @christophurious.bsky.social · Sep 17

1) Radio Lab (the OG episodes with Jad and Robert)

2) 99% Invisible

3) Stuff You Should Know

4) The Dirtbag Diaries

5) Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · Sep 17

dating apps should just make men list their top 5 podcasts

Christophurious @christophurious.bsky.social · Jun 19

Trump now has the lowest approval rating of any president in the last 80 years. He’s 78.

That means the worst president of his entire lifetime… is him.
Second worst?
Also him.

Dude battled himself for last place … AND WON! 😂

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Christophurious @christophurious.bsky.social · Jun 6

My apologies to ketamine, I was unfamiliar with your game
#ElonMusk

Christophurious @christophurious.bsky.social · Jun 6

Some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows

Christophurious @christophurious.bsky.social · Jun 6

CONGRATULATIONS YOU’RE THE NEW NASA ADMINISTRATOR!!

Christophurious @christophurious.bsky.social · Jun 6

I’ll be honest. If this is ketamine’s doing, maybe I’ve been too critical.

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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · May 19

House GOP just introduced a bill, to be marked up soon, which would authorize LIFE IN PRISON for anyone who reenters the country after being ordered deported and is later convicted of any crime punishable by 1 year or more in prison (even if sentenced to probation or no time in jail at all).

SECTION 1. SHORT TITLE.
This Act may be cited as the ‘‘Stop Illegal Entry Act of 2025’’.
SEC. 2. COMMISSION OF CRIMES BY ALIENS UNLAWFULLY PRESENT IN THE UNITED STATES.
Section 275 of the Immigration and Nationality Act (8 U.S.C. 1325) is amended—(1) in subsection (a), by striking ‘‘2 years’’ and inserting ‘‘5 years’’; and (2) by adding at the end the following: ‘‘(e) Any alien— ‘‘(1) who— ‘‘(A) enters or attempts to enter the United States at any time or place other than as designated by immigration officers, ‘‘(B) eludes examination or inspection by immigration officers, or

‘‘(C) attempts to enter or obtains entry to the United States by a willfully false or misleading representation or the willful concealment of a material fact, and ‘‘(2) thereafter is convicted of any crime punishable by more than 1 year of imprisonment, may be fined under title 18, United States Code, and shall be imprisoned not less than 5 years and may be imprisoned for any term of years or for life.’’.

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Deeny(they/them) @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · Apr 21

*Blows cigarette smoke right in the face of people who just woke up to the news*

"We already did all the jokes"

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · Apr 15

I just want to stay alive long enough to be a popcorn vendor on the street outside our version of the Nuremberg trials

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Deeny(they/them) @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · Dec 20

"Slut era" I whisper, looking up meatloaf recipes online

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Rachel Bitecofer @rachelbitecofer.bsky.social · Apr 20

CEO of The Federalist is opening calling on Trump to defy the Supreme Court.

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Meg 🌺 @megnc.bsky.social · Apr 2

hope and good news in one evening???? whaaat?!

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Chief Optimus @chiefoptimus.bsky.social · Apr 2

Longest Senate filibusters ever:

Strom Thurmond - opposing voting rights for black people

Ted Cruz - opposing health care for poor people

Cory Booker - opposing fascism

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · Apr 1

"I don't want a Disney vacation of our history! I don't a whitewashed history, I don't want a homogenized history. Tell me the wretched truth about America, because that speaks to our greatness" -- 20 hours into his speech, Cory Booker is spitting absolute 🔥

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