Xopher
@christopherhenry.bsky.social
Berkeley boy, musician, wannabe writer, husband, girl-dad, recovering pro sports fan
She can’t believe lunch
November 27, 2025 at 1:06 AM
She can’t believe lunch
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I don’t think Trump has any idea how much he’s loathed
November 25, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I don’t think Trump has any idea how much he’s loathed
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None of us asked for any of this crap. THEY chose to integrate it into every area of life. THEY put it in search results.
My FIL now asks his phone “chat GPT, show me a picture of a 57 Chevy” instead of looking it up. Then asks ten more times because it’s wrong.
This is on them. No bailouts.
My FIL now asks his phone “chat GPT, show me a picture of a 57 Chevy” instead of looking it up. Then asks ten more times because it’s wrong.
This is on them. No bailouts.
No bailouts. The US should extort these companies when the crash happens so they get minimal compensation in return for nationalizing the entire panopticon industry and then destroying it once harvested for socially useful parts. It won’t happen but it should
when its definitely not a hostage situation
November 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
None of us asked for any of this crap. THEY chose to integrate it into every area of life. THEY put it in search results.
My FIL now asks his phone “chat GPT, show me a picture of a 57 Chevy” instead of looking it up. Then asks ten more times because it’s wrong.
This is on them. No bailouts.
My FIL now asks his phone “chat GPT, show me a picture of a 57 Chevy” instead of looking it up. Then asks ten more times because it’s wrong.
This is on them. No bailouts.
I think maybe AI should have caught this one
November 26, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I think maybe AI should have caught this one
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Troy with a rare counteroffensive.
November 20, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Troy with a rare counteroffensive.
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Top JPMC execs were in constant contact with Epstein and were aware of his shady financials. Top staff at JPMC, reporting directly to CEO Jamie Dimon, closely supervised Epstein’s accounts. One even coached Epstein on how to sanitize his suspiciously large cash withdrawals.
November 20, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Top JPMC execs were in constant contact with Epstein and were aware of his shady financials. Top staff at JPMC, reporting directly to CEO Jamie Dimon, closely supervised Epstein’s accounts. One even coached Epstein on how to sanitize his suspiciously large cash withdrawals.
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along with the heinous literal crimes i think a lot about how there's a kind of moral, national crime in subjecting all of us to this, to this consuming our politics, committed against us by a number of powerful and connected people up to and including the president
November 12, 2025 at 9:42 PM
along with the heinous literal crimes i think a lot about how there's a kind of moral, national crime in subjecting all of us to this, to this consuming our politics, committed against us by a number of powerful and connected people up to and including the president
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I take it back…
I *DO* WANT TO BE A FROG.
I *DO* WANT TO BE A FROG.
October 10, 2025 at 5:05 AM
I take it back…
I *DO* WANT TO BE A FROG.
I *DO* WANT TO BE A FROG.
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It would be my grandmother's birthday today so I'd like to tell you a bit about her since it seems relevant right now.
I can tell you this...she would have hated Elon, AI, Tech bros etc.
Here are some bits from her 2007 NY Times Obit:
Ida R. Hoos Is Dead at 94; a Critic of Systems Analysis
It would be my grandmother's birthday today so I'd like to tell you a bit about her since it seems relevant right now.
I can tell you this...she would have hated Elon, AI, Tech bros etc.
Here are some bits from her 2007 NY Times Obit:
Ida R. Hoos Is Dead at 94; a Critic of Systems Analysis
October 9, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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It would be my grandmother's birthday today so I'd like to tell you a bit about her since it seems relevant right now.
I can tell you this...she would have hated Elon, AI, Tech bros etc.
Here are some bits from her 2007 NY Times Obit:
Ida R. Hoos Is Dead at 94; a Critic of Systems Analysis
It would be my grandmother's birthday today so I'd like to tell you a bit about her since it seems relevant right now.
I can tell you this...she would have hated Elon, AI, Tech bros etc.
Here are some bits from her 2007 NY Times Obit:
Ida R. Hoos Is Dead at 94; a Critic of Systems Analysis
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spotted a couple of my books over at @pegasusbooks.bsky.social last evening. Always fun.
October 6, 2025 at 4:52 PM
spotted a couple of my books over at @pegasusbooks.bsky.social last evening. Always fun.
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Hank.
Regal.
Absurd.
Regal.
Absurd.
October 3, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Hank.
Regal.
Absurd.
Regal.
Absurd.
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October 4, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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September 27, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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They will shut down the government. They will cut off paychecks. They will starve families. Why? To keep the Epstein files locked away. Trump and Johnson are destroying the country to shield pedophiles. This is treason unfolding in real time.
September 28, 2025 at 1:00 AM
They will shut down the government. They will cut off paychecks. They will starve families. Why? To keep the Epstein files locked away. Trump and Johnson are destroying the country to shield pedophiles. This is treason unfolding in real time.
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I have assumed this for some time, but we are seeing it play out in real time.
September 27, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I have assumed this for some time, but we are seeing it play out in real time.
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Portland declares ICE facility out of compliance, demands its clearance. www.portland.gov/mayor/keith-...
City of Portland will issue land use violation notice for ICE facility, triggering process to determine next steps at the site
The City of Portland believes the federal government violated detention conditions of its land use approval 25 times in a 10-month period, according to federal records. Next steps could include fines ...
www.portland.gov
September 27, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Portland declares ICE facility out of compliance, demands its clearance. www.portland.gov/mayor/keith-...
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Awesome!
Shelters are SWAMPED right now and fostering is 💯 one of the best ways to help.
It can often be short term and with supplies provided.
Lend a hand if you can!
Shelters are SWAMPED right now and fostering is 💯 one of the best ways to help.
It can often be short term and with supplies provided.
Lend a hand if you can!
I know everything in the world is terrible right now, but I'm one week in to fostering this lovely little rescue puppy. It's taken him a few days to get used to people, but he's starting to come out of his shell. He's still not entirely sure what to make of us, but he's a curious little guy.
September 27, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Awesome!
Shelters are SWAMPED right now and fostering is 💯 one of the best ways to help.
It can often be short term and with supplies provided.
Lend a hand if you can!
Shelters are SWAMPED right now and fostering is 💯 one of the best ways to help.
It can often be short term and with supplies provided.
Lend a hand if you can!
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🧑🌾 ICYMI — “When are you gonna stand up for us instead of kissing Trump’s ass for these trade deals?”
A MISSOURI FARMER to repmarkalford (R) about Trump’s policies raising prices and crushing farmers. (H/T @corybooker )
A MISSOURI FARMER to repmarkalford (R) about Trump’s policies raising prices and crushing farmers. (H/T @corybooker )
September 27, 2025 at 12:10 AM
🧑🌾 ICYMI — “When are you gonna stand up for us instead of kissing Trump’s ass for these trade deals?”
A MISSOURI FARMER to repmarkalford (R) about Trump’s policies raising prices and crushing farmers. (H/T @corybooker )
A MISSOURI FARMER to repmarkalford (R) about Trump’s policies raising prices and crushing farmers. (H/T @corybooker )
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I would much prefer Kamala be calling out the current democratic leadership than using her platform to call out the past.
September 24, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I would much prefer Kamala be calling out the current democratic leadership than using her platform to call out the past.
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Non zero chance Elon based his dumb Cybertruck on the Dodge M4 from The Wraith and thought maybe he too could be reincarnated as a space car guy and get the girl.
September 25, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Non zero chance Elon based his dumb Cybertruck on the Dodge M4 from The Wraith and thought maybe he too could be reincarnated as a space car guy and get the girl.
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Twist my arm
“We will not shop at your stores. We will not tune into your TV and radio stations. We will not send our kids & our money to your universities, or use your services if you are going to enable our slide to authoritarianism.” Representative Jason Crow
September 22, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Twist my arm