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Chris Szego

Chris Szego

@chrisszego.bsky.social

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Working on it. Mostly books and chocolate.

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Chris Szego @chrisszego.bsky.social · 12h

Thanks for an incredible season (and an intense cardio workout) Blue Jays. You fought all the way to the end, broke a bunch of records and had a good time doing it.

We're proud of you.

Chris Szego @chrisszego.bsky.social · 12h

good gods I might actually die

Chris Szego @chrisszego.bsky.social · 12h

Yes. Let's say MOSTLY decent.

Chris Szego @chrisszego.bsky.social · 14h

Unlike!

Chris Szego @chrisszego.bsky.social · 14h

Collective anxiety is right. TENSION!

Chris Szego @chrisszego.bsky.social · 14h

Right? Time to leave it all on the field. Everyone can pitch. EVERYONE! You get three batters! And YOU get three batters!

Chris Szego @chrisszego.bsky.social · 14h

Apparently Yesavage is warming up in the bullpen...?

I actually said that half an hour ago. "Put them all in. Put Trey in! He'll enjoy it!"

...do I get royalties?

Chris Szego @chrisszego.bsky.social · 14h

Word.

Chris Szego @chrisszego.bsky.social · 14h

Thankfully baseball fighting is usually milling around with growly faces.

Not sure I have the emotional stamina for this.

Chris Szego @chrisszego.bsky.social · 15h

Right? Don't make me turn this car around!

Chris Szego @chrisszego.bsky.social · 15h

It's crying. There's no CRYING in baseball. Fighting, eh.

(though there shouldn't be. Apology not incitement when you hit someone, dude)

Chris Szego @chrisszego.bsky.social · 16h

Obviously, I want the Jays to win. But this has also been a truly enjoyable World Series. Good baseball, well played, by two teams who seem a) to be enjoying themselves, and b) behave like decent people.

Chris Szego @chrisszego.bsky.social · 16h

👀!!!

Chris Szego @chrisszego.bsky.social · 1d

I'm coming to the conclusion that I was not built for prolonged baseball tension.

Chris Szego @chrisszego.bsky.social · 1d

Of course he is-- obviously it's your fault. 'Feed me! Wait, are trying to poison me?! EEeevil! I'M HUNGRY!'

Chris Szego @chrisszego.bsky.social · 1d

Did you get lots of cuties?

Chris Szego @chrisszego.bsky.social · 1d

I am not built for this kind of tension.

Chris Szego @chrisszego.bsky.social · 2d

I've always resented days when you need both an umbrella AND gloves but it's particularly mean-spirited on Halloween.

Chris Szego @chrisszego.bsky.social · 2d

He looks younger with a batting helmet on.

Chris Szego @chrisszego.bsky.social · 2d

Oh no. It's 'Unhappy with this food' time again, is it? Poor orange muffin.

Chris Szego @chrisszego.bsky.social · 2d

Sho-hey Oh-tahn-ee, I think. But the H is more a breath than a firm sound. And all the syllables get the same amount of emphasis.

Another way to pronounce it: "handsome and talented".

Chris Szego @chrisszego.bsky.social · 3d

The last half inning felt SO MUCH MORE stressful than it needed to be!

Chris Szego @chrisszego.bsky.social · 3d

I was there too! And honestly, looks like I wasn't too far away -- you're in the 200s, yes?

Chris Szego @chrisszego.bsky.social · 3d

I wondered about that too. In some ways, being 22 might've helped - gods know when I was 22 absolutely anything was possible.

Chris Szego @chrisszego.bsky.social · 3d

Important public announcement:

Bakka Phoenix Books @bakkaphoenix.bsky.social · 4d

We'll be closed all day Sunday November 2nd for our semi-annual inventory count. We'll be back open for our regular hours on the 3rd.

On a totally unrelated note, on Saturday November 1st, all books will be 10% off!

(Please buy everything in the store, that way we don't have to do inventory.)