Chris Spiller
@chrissyspill.bsky.social
Level 45 computational demonologist, Metalhead, Lover of UNIX, RPG/Board/Video gamer, and photographer.
I am determined to find a recipe involving preserved lemons that doesn't taste like Toilet Duck. This is my quest.
November 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I am determined to find a recipe involving preserved lemons that doesn't taste like Toilet Duck. This is my quest.
Today has gone off the rails to the point where I'm wondering if I can neck half a bottle of red and claim I had soup for lunch and have a more chilled afternoon.
November 14, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Today has gone off the rails to the point where I'm wondering if I can neck half a bottle of red and claim I had soup for lunch and have a more chilled afternoon.
Lungs are optional right? Mine keep trying to escape 😕
November 14, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Lungs are optional right? Mine keep trying to escape 😕
I'm glad you're comfy 😂
November 10, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I'm glad you're comfy 😂
Happy Circulatory System walking through the Kitchen Day for those who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Happy Circulatory System walking through the Kitchen Day for those who celebrate.
Dog parenting is a pathway to wonder where you ponder deep mysteries such as "Why is your foot in the water bowl?", "Why are my feet wet?", and "Why are you licking my elbow?"
November 4, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Dog parenting is a pathway to wonder where you ponder deep mysteries such as "Why is your foot in the water bowl?", "Why are my feet wet?", and "Why are you licking my elbow?"
A film you’ve seen more than seven times with a gif
a man and a woman are running in a grassy field .
ALT: a man and a woman are running in a grassy field .
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November 3, 2025 at 8:30 AM
A film you’ve seen more than seven times with a gif
Dog: Walked
McDonalds: Eaten
Coffee: Poured
Feet: Up
McDonalds: Eaten
Coffee: Poured
Feet: Up
November 1, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Dog: Walked
McDonalds: Eaten
Coffee: Poured
Feet: Up
McDonalds: Eaten
Coffee: Poured
Feet: Up
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Seasonal reminder, Pumpkins make Hedgehogs sick, so don't leave any out where they can reach them.
October 28, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Seasonal reminder, Pumpkins make Hedgehogs sick, so don't leave any out where they can reach them.
Nothing can get you out of bed faster than hearing a dog winding up to puke.
October 27, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Nothing can get you out of bed faster than hearing a dog winding up to puke.
Nice day for a walk
October 26, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Nice day for a walk
By all means eat your treat on the lawn in the rain. You do you. 🤦
October 19, 2025 at 12:04 PM
By all means eat your treat on the lawn in the rain. You do you. 🤦
I am 45 years old and apparently still uncertain about the correct use of a semicolon if Outlook is to be believed.
October 15, 2025 at 8:46 AM
I am 45 years old and apparently still uncertain about the correct use of a semicolon if Outlook is to be believed.
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If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
October 13, 2025 at 5:58 PM
If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
Replaying Oblivion and I love the lack of urgency in Elder Scrolls games. Invasion of Daedra? Yeah I'll get right on that. Please hold while I fuck about wasting weeks of game time trying to join the University.
October 12, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Replaying Oblivion and I love the lack of urgency in Elder Scrolls games. Invasion of Daedra? Yeah I'll get right on that. Please hold while I fuck about wasting weeks of game time trying to join the University.
Good morning to you too 😂
October 12, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Good morning to you too 😂
Slumming it with pasta stars in my minestrone today as the supermarket couldn't provide dinosaur pasta ☹️
October 6, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Slumming it with pasta stars in my minestrone today as the supermarket couldn't provide dinosaur pasta ☹️
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October 6, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Party conference season is always a bit silly but the policies coming out of almost all the main political parties at the moment makes me think we should just cut the island adrift then tow it somewhere and sink it.
October 6, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Party conference season is always a bit silly but the policies coming out of almost all the main political parties at the moment makes me think we should just cut the island adrift then tow it somewhere and sink it.
I'd best get cracking
Pisces: Death is inevitable, but with enough glitter, you can at least make the inevitable fabulous.
October 5, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I'd best get cracking
Saw this chilled out little dude on my way to the shop.
October 4, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Saw this chilled out little dude on my way to the shop.
Well that was a nice surprise! Weekend reading sorted.
October 1, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Well that was a nice surprise! Weekend reading sorted.
My stew in the slow cooker smells great. The fact it has half a bottle of red wine in it might have something to do with it.
October 1, 2025 at 1:25 PM
My stew in the slow cooker smells great. The fact it has half a bottle of red wine in it might have something to do with it.
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The tragedy of the UK is that we grew up believing that our government would dispatch James Bond with his “license to kill” to dispatch megalomaniac media tycoons, water barons and mad billionaire rocket builders.
The reality is Bond would probably turn up to award them their MBE.
The reality is Bond would probably turn up to award them their MBE.
September 7, 2025 at 3:02 PM
The tragedy of the UK is that we grew up believing that our government would dispatch James Bond with his “license to kill” to dispatch megalomaniac media tycoons, water barons and mad billionaire rocket builders.
The reality is Bond would probably turn up to award them their MBE.
The reality is Bond would probably turn up to award them their MBE.