Felony Bravetart
@chaoticarmcandy.bsky.social
Low fantasy for suspiciously tall women
https://www.patreon.com/felonybravetart
Free chapters here:
https://www.scribblehub.com/series/637599/the-tea-girls-gambit/
https://www.patreon.com/felonybravetart
Free chapters here:
https://www.scribblehub.com/series/637599/the-tea-girls-gambit/
Reposted by Felony Bravetart
🗣️ SF BAY 🗣️
This is tomorrow!! 👇
See @aaantons.bsky.social and @naokan.bsky.social in a BAR discussing LITERATURE
This is tomorrow!! 👇
See @aaantons.bsky.social and @naokan.bsky.social in a BAR discussing LITERATURE
📣 OAKLAND EVENT ALERT 📣
The inimitable stylish NAOMI KANAKIA (@naokan.bsky.social) will be interviewing man of the hour ANTON SOLOMONIK (@aaantons.bsky.social) next Tuesday about his utterly hilarious and wildly desperate and strangely heartbreaking story collection
📕 REALISTIC FICTION! 📕
Deets👇
The inimitable stylish NAOMI KANAKIA (@naokan.bsky.social) will be interviewing man of the hour ANTON SOLOMONIK (@aaantons.bsky.social) next Tuesday about his utterly hilarious and wildly desperate and strangely heartbreaking story collection
📕 REALISTIC FICTION! 📕
Deets👇
June 23, 2025 at 6:02 PM
🗣️ SF BAY 🗣️
This is tomorrow!! 👇
See @aaantons.bsky.social and @naokan.bsky.social in a BAR discussing LITERATURE
This is tomorrow!! 👇
See @aaantons.bsky.social and @naokan.bsky.social in a BAR discussing LITERATURE
All
Cormorants
Are
Birds
Cormorants
Are
Birds
May 30, 2025 at 9:21 AM
All
Cormorants
Are
Birds
Cormorants
Are
Birds
Terrible number, pretty good chapter. Chapter 89 coming swoon, divas!
www.patreon.com/posts/128502...
www.patreon.com/posts/128502...
The Tea Girl's Gambit, Chapter 88 | Felony Bravetart
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May 30, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Terrible number, pretty good chapter. Chapter 89 coming swoon, divas!
www.patreon.com/posts/128502...
www.patreon.com/posts/128502...
Oh, I also have a patreonussy where you can read 12 chapters ahead, very cvntyyy
www.patreon.com/felonybravet...
www.patreon.com/felonybravet...
May 29, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Oh, I also have a patreonussy where you can read 12 chapters ahead, very cvntyyy
www.patreon.com/felonybravet...
www.patreon.com/felonybravet...
"Getting a plea deal is also sex work. Boots!"
-Martha Stewart
-Martha Stewart
May 29, 2025 at 8:50 PM
"Getting a plea deal is also sex work. Boots!"
-Martha Stewart
-Martha Stewart
It's really more of a Venn diagram
February 5, 2025 at 7:29 AM
It's really more of a Venn diagram
This one's for the dolls
October 4, 2023 at 9:53 PM
This one's for the dolls
You're in her dms
I'm in her industrial freezer, wrapped in garbage bags
we r not the same
@estrogenempress.gay
;)
I'm in her industrial freezer, wrapped in garbage bags
we r not the same
@estrogenempress.gay
;)
September 28, 2023 at 6:43 PM
You're in her dms
I'm in her industrial freezer, wrapped in garbage bags
we r not the same
@estrogenempress.gay
;)
I'm in her industrial freezer, wrapped in garbage bags
we r not the same
@estrogenempress.gay
;)
The medical term for mansplaining is correctile dysfunction
September 19, 2023 at 6:06 PM
The medical term for mansplaining is correctile dysfunction
Destigmatize copkilling
September 19, 2023 at 5:45 PM
Destigmatize copkilling
Nothing great really happened in the Anthropocene with the notable exception of The Great Girlcock Renaissance.
-sentient archivists existng on this planet in 5000000 years
-sentient archivists existng on this planet in 5000000 years
August 13, 2023 at 6:28 AM
Nothing great really happened in the Anthropocene with the notable exception of The Great Girlcock Renaissance.
-sentient archivists existng on this planet in 5000000 years
-sentient archivists existng on this planet in 5000000 years
I just tried to register for VerifyHim. A robotic voice called me and asked me to sing a song into the phone to prove that "you are a woman"
You better believe I sang "clock me baby one more time" in my best female impersonator fagtwink nasal drawl cuz its the 1 move against cis AI that never fails
You better believe I sang "clock me baby one more time" in my best female impersonator fagtwink nasal drawl cuz its the 1 move against cis AI that never fails
July 25, 2023 at 5:33 PM
I just tried to register for VerifyHim. A robotic voice called me and asked me to sing a song into the phone to prove that "you are a woman"
You better believe I sang "clock me baby one more time" in my best female impersonator fagtwink nasal drawl cuz its the 1 move against cis AI that never fails
You better believe I sang "clock me baby one more time" in my best female impersonator fagtwink nasal drawl cuz its the 1 move against cis AI that never fails
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contrary to popular belief, beer does NOT taste like piss. i know this, cause when i get beer in my mouth, i immediately spit it out
July 24, 2023 at 3:49 PM
contrary to popular belief, beer does NOT taste like piss. i know this, cause when i get beer in my mouth, i immediately spit it out
Reposted by Felony Bravetart
According to authorities, she had the means, motive and opportunity to fake an orgasm countless times before she was finally caught. "She was the classic lone wolf," stated one john grimly. "Who knows how many times she struck?"
July 21, 2023 at 4:16 PM
According to authorities, she had the means, motive and opportunity to fake an orgasm countless times before she was finally caught. "She was the classic lone wolf," stated one john grimly. "Who knows how many times she struck?"
Oh this reminds me of the version of the guide nicknamed golden calf muscles or something that we were using before that snitch Moshe came down from Sinai with those stupid bootlicker memes he'd carved into some rocks and had us killed.
We had such great butts tho!
We had such great butts tho!
finally found the version of this guide i followed sometime around the founding of the hanseatic league. or maybe later idk but it was before tamerlane rose to power. we used to scrawl this shit on vellum and nail it to whatever. good times plague and all. it could probably kill a child from any era
July 21, 2023 at 4:11 PM
Oh this reminds me of the version of the guide nicknamed golden calf muscles or something that we were using before that snitch Moshe came down from Sinai with those stupid bootlicker memes he'd carved into some rocks and had us killed.
We had such great butts tho!
We had such great butts tho!
Uhh your honor, I think all the kids you put away for 5-10 years for throwing molotovs in 2020 were having anxiety and nightmares brought on by police stations sooo like, its all good now, right?
July 20, 2023 at 10:05 PM
Uhh your honor, I think all the kids you put away for 5-10 years for throwing molotovs in 2020 were having anxiety and nightmares brought on by police stations sooo like, its all good now, right?
Yeah, The Tea Girl's Gambit has other stuff besides smut in it *sometimes* like trans spirit world DJ witchcraft stuff for example, don't tell anyone tho, its a secret
July 20, 2023 at 1:39 AM
Yeah, The Tea Girl's Gambit has other stuff besides smut in it *sometimes* like trans spirit world DJ witchcraft stuff for example, don't tell anyone tho, its a secret
Does anyone else remember that song FACESITTING
July 20, 2023 at 1:34 AM
Does anyone else remember that song FACESITTING
how I look posting
July 20, 2023 at 1:34 AM
how I look posting
timeless banger incoming
Sapphic Pulp sneak peek, it's Caroline and Izzie from the story "Cam Girl Tango", drawn by me. One of 10 stories in the collection. Kickstarting now! sapphicpulpcomic.com
July 20, 2023 at 1:28 AM
timeless banger incoming
*twitches twitches gags*
*deep breath*
"Excuse me, yes, can I try the lavender honey fennel flavor next?"
I drank coffee and got into scriptwriting y'all. Its not hard!!!??
*deep breath*
"Excuse me, yes, can I try the lavender honey fennel flavor next?"
I drank coffee and got into scriptwriting y'all. Its not hard!!!??
July 18, 2023 at 6:34 PM
*twitches twitches gags*
*deep breath*
"Excuse me, yes, can I try the lavender honey fennel flavor next?"
I drank coffee and got into scriptwriting y'all. Its not hard!!!??
*deep breath*
"Excuse me, yes, can I try the lavender honey fennel flavor next?"
I drank coffee and got into scriptwriting y'all. Its not hard!!!??