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PC @carknee.bsky.social · 15h

Phone was dead, yocious gets me an uber black home. It all comes out. Respect to those that come after

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PC @carknee.bsky.social · 2d

Where are said texts?

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PC @carknee.bsky.social · 2d

If by “breathes country club” you mean that I worked as a caddie at a country club for 10 years, sure

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PC @carknee.bsky.social · 2d

Also at Table 14:
Stove - still listed as questionable per shams
Stove +1 (Val) - great add, not afraid of the dance floor
Opi - won’t go drink for drink with me but not afraid of the bright lights
Ray - oh boy, Baltimore driving could come up
Jill - table sweetheart, may hear “I love Val” 10x

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PC @carknee.bsky.social · 2d

Thanks for having me at the club. I’m excited to see the renovations. What’s your member number again?

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PC @carknee.bsky.social · 2d

Table 14. Always was me. Like to think I was put in the middle, not because of my spot on the friends list, but because I can mix with the people. They need me out there, they want me out there. We use words, like party starter, vibe setter. We use these words to describe backbone of this wedding.

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PC @carknee.bsky.social · 3d

Man life’s feeling a lot heavier with you on my back lately

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PC @carknee.bsky.social · 3d

Would choose either whatever game is on or solid background show. For first encounter, you’d want to see if said date can keep up with conversation or just whips out phone when bored. #respectfully #goodluck

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PC @carknee.bsky.social · 4d

@stovetalk.bsky.social thinks he got a Carney’s (the bar) Halloween party invite and I didn’t? HA

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PC @carknee.bsky.social · 4d

Wish I playing futbol tonight

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PC @carknee.bsky.social · 4d

Oh no!!!! (Never was hiding it)

PC @carknee.bsky.social · 4d

#spreadhawks

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PC @carknee.bsky.social · 4d

Celtic fc in ultimate is a wagon with Paddy Carney as gaffer

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PC @carknee.bsky.social · 4d

Talking millers?

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PC @carknee.bsky.social · 4d

So well said

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PC @carknee.bsky.social · 4d

Ty for your honesty, when more big bad big ten teams show up on this list let me know.

PC @carknee.bsky.social · 4d

Point?

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PC @carknee.bsky.social · 4d

Simply informing the people

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PC @carknee.bsky.social · 5d

Hilarious

PC @carknee.bsky.social · 5d

Re read the list, chops

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PC @carknee.bsky.social · 5d

?

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PC @carknee.bsky.social · 5d

Strength of schedule for every ranked team. (Higher # = easier schedule)

Ohio State - 34
Indiana - 42
A&M - 14
Alabama - 4
Georgia - 8
Oregon - 37
Ole Miss - 19
GT - 83
Vandy - 32
BYU - 49
Miami - 36
ND - 11
Texas Tech - 60
Tennessee - 21
Virginia - 95
Louisville - 50
Cincy - 84
Oklahoma - 23

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PC @carknee.bsky.social · 5d

Don’t hate the grind then

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PC @carknee.bsky.social · 5d

Not at 9:15pm when I was going there, choppy

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PC @carknee.bsky.social · 5d

43 minutes*

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