West End Girl is the most fun album of the year and it's about brutal emotional pain and abandonment. I love when a woman IMMEDIATELY turns the wrongdoings of a man into cathartic art, especially when it is financially beneficial. Farm-to-table emotional processing is my favorite art.
November 30, 2025 at 7:29 PM
West End Girl is the most fun album of the year and it's about brutal emotional pain and abandonment. I love when a woman IMMEDIATELY turns the wrongdoings of a man into cathartic art, especially when it is financially beneficial. Farm-to-table emotional processing is my favorite art.
Mac and cheesed out for the first time in my life.
November 29, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Mac and cheesed out for the first time in my life.
Humbling to see my dog realizes that me putting on a bra means at least one of us is leaving the apartment.
November 4, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Humbling to see my dog realizes that me putting on a bra means at least one of us is leaving the apartment.
being mad at kids for acting like little dirt bags and stealing a bowl of unattended candy on Halloween is a sign that you need to take a lap or something. I cannot fathom the anger I see coming from people about this every year on Facebook with their Ring camera footage.
November 4, 2025 at 4:36 PM
being mad at kids for acting like little dirt bags and stealing a bowl of unattended candy on Halloween is a sign that you need to take a lap or something. I cannot fathom the anger I see coming from people about this every year on Facebook with their Ring camera footage.
Something we don't talk about enough is how I have no seltzer in my home right now but I want a seltzer real bad.
November 1, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Something we don't talk about enough is how I have no seltzer in my home right now but I want a seltzer real bad.
Considering Botox just between my eyebrows not even really bc of wrinkles but mostlyyyy bc I seem to constantly furrow my brow? Every time I catch myself in the mirror I seem to be doing it. Idk advice/commentary on the experience welcome
October 20, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Considering Botox just between my eyebrows not even really bc of wrinkles but mostlyyyy bc I seem to constantly furrow my brow? Every time I catch myself in the mirror I seem to be doing it. Idk advice/commentary on the experience welcome
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Seen an ambulance pulling up to the hospital..i hope the doctors are ok
October 13, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Seen an ambulance pulling up to the hospital..i hope the doctors are ok
Just found out the guy I often see walking several screaming happy tiny dogs at the nearby conservation area is the land steward. He never once asked me to put Finn on a leash, which I am grateful for! Nice of him to see an off-leash dog under complete control and just let us enjoy our walks 🥲
October 10, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Just found out the guy I often see walking several screaming happy tiny dogs at the nearby conservation area is the land steward. He never once asked me to put Finn on a leash, which I am grateful for! Nice of him to see an off-leash dog under complete control and just let us enjoy our walks 🥲
Why is my dog exactly what I need? I woke up feeling so lazy. Haven't missed a dog walk in weeks. Weather has been good, I've been good. Today it took me until 6 pm to drag my ass out of the house for a proper walk and it's only bc the dog is relentless. I'm only in the car and already feel better.
October 6, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Why is my dog exactly what I need? I woke up feeling so lazy. Haven't missed a dog walk in weeks. Weather has been good, I've been good. Today it took me until 6 pm to drag my ass out of the house for a proper walk and it's only bc the dog is relentless. I'm only in the car and already feel better.
I watched a bootleg version of the Ned Fulmer podcast in 2x speed and it still absolutely triggered me because all liars sound exactly the same.
September 19, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I watched a bootleg version of the Ned Fulmer podcast in 2x speed and it still absolutely triggered me because all liars sound exactly the same.
The thing about the Little House on the Prairie channel is that whenever you turn it on, it's playing Little House on the Prairie. It has never once tried to lie to me or trick me.
September 19, 2025 at 3:09 AM
The thing about the Little House on the Prairie channel is that whenever you turn it on, it's playing Little House on the Prairie. It has never once tried to lie to me or trick me.
Asked my dad where he was at this high school football game and he said "by the end zone" so I'm about to go circle the entire field until I see him and then figure out what an end zone is. I'm going to try the ends first.
September 12, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Asked my dad where he was at this high school football game and he said "by the end zone" so I'm about to go circle the entire field until I see him and then figure out what an end zone is. I'm going to try the ends first.
Gonna pick up a fresh pack of Ticonderogas so I can nibble off the eraser tips one by one and just forget about this mixed-up world for a while.
September 8, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Gonna pick up a fresh pack of Ticonderogas so I can nibble off the eraser tips one by one and just forget about this mixed-up world for a while.
Too many museums are simply ships you walk around in. I have no need to learn about the workings of a ship. I have no desire to see how the ship people live. Stop turning ships into museums.
September 4, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Too many museums are simply ships you walk around in. I have no need to learn about the workings of a ship. I have no desire to see how the ship people live. Stop turning ships into museums.
I'm lucky to be alive the same time as Roku TV's Little House on the Prairie channel.
August 22, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I'm lucky to be alive the same time as Roku TV's Little House on the Prairie channel.
I think the most romantic thing a man can gift a woman is one of those wooden bowls you make Caesar salad in.
August 11, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I think the most romantic thing a man can gift a woman is one of those wooden bowls you make Caesar salad in.
Cuomo is physically disintegrating like a vampire in a sunbeam. You don't see people age this fast anymore.
July 17, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Cuomo is physically disintegrating like a vampire in a sunbeam. You don't see people age this fast anymore.
Oh no I pulled a "I don't think this candy is for sale yet" move on my niece because she's only 3 and I could see on her face she knew I was lying but couldn't figure out how to fully put together why or how and it made me remember feeling the same way about adults who would say similar lies to me.
July 13, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Oh no I pulled a "I don't think this candy is for sale yet" move on my niece because she's only 3 and I could see on her face she knew I was lying but couldn't figure out how to fully put together why or how and it made me remember feeling the same way about adults who would say similar lies to me.
Becoming increasingly convinced I'll only ever be happy if I can find a way to fall asleep by 10 pm every night.
August 2, 2023 at 2:12 PM
Becoming increasingly convinced I'll only ever be happy if I can find a way to fall asleep by 10 pm every night.
Super excited to see if the half of a cucumber I've got left will make it one more day before becoming gross. Have had it for awhile. Ate half today and it's pretty good. Will update you all promptly. #CukeWatch
July 12, 2023 at 1:58 AM
Super excited to see if the half of a cucumber I've got left will make it one more day before becoming gross. Have had it for awhile. Ate half today and it's pretty good. Will update you all promptly. #CukeWatch
What if I went back to school for archaeology. What kind of thing would happen to my life if I pivoted to the ~*intersection of earth science and culture*~ after a decade plus of doing whatever the fuck I'm doing now?
July 8, 2023 at 5:27 PM
What if I went back to school for archaeology. What kind of thing would happen to my life if I pivoted to the ~*intersection of earth science and culture*~ after a decade plus of doing whatever the fuck I'm doing now?
One of my working theories is that men with nose rings are safe. If you're in a situation where you are scared, find a man with a nose ring to help you.
July 8, 2023 at 4:30 PM
One of my working theories is that men with nose rings are safe. If you're in a situation where you are scared, find a man with a nose ring to help you.
Spill looks like it might be cooler. Please someone invite me.
July 7, 2023 at 3:24 AM
Spill looks like it might be cooler. Please someone invite me.
$20 thrift score Kitchenaid stand mixer can I get a hell yeah
July 7, 2023 at 3:23 AM
$20 thrift score Kitchenaid stand mixer can I get a hell yeah