Jeff Michael
captaindecoy.bsky.social
Jeff Michael
@captaindecoy.bsky.social
You know, if they’re actually drug runners, they could capture just one boat to show to the world and then the extrajudicial killing campaign would seem more legit. Funny that they haven’t done even that. Clearly any evidence left intact wouldn’t tell the story they need.
Sec of war confesses to war crimes while trying to dunk on the MSM
November 29, 2025 at 1:14 PM
He very seriously may think it means Joe Biden gave them a ride in his ‘67 Stingray. I mean, ha ha, but…
It is time to seriously consider the possibility that this failed president doesn't even know what the term "vetting" means
November 28, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I’ve tried to never miss an opportunity to point out that Danny Seagren was the first live action Spider-Man.

Sling on, pioneer. Excelsior.

www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/d...
Danny Seagren, ‘Electric Company’ Star and the First Live-Action Spider-Man, Dies at 81
Jim Henson trained him to be a puppeteer, and he also worked on ‘Sesame Street’ and appeared as Big Bird on ‘The Ed Sullivan Show.’
www.hollywoodreporter.com
November 27, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Man, this country just keeps getting more and more fucked.
Miles, an Indigenous actor best known for her roles in “Northern Exposure,” “Smoke Signals,” “Wyvern” and “The Last of Us,” handed them her tribal ID from the Confederated Tribes of the Umatilla Indian Reservation in Oregon.

Yet, Miles recalled one agent calling it “fake.”
‘Northern Exposure’ actor gave ICE agents in Redmond her tribal ID. They called it ‘fake,’ she says
Indigenous actor Elaine Miles of "Northern Exposure" was detained by ICE at a Redmond bus stop. When she showed them her Tribal ID, they told her it was fake.
www.seattletimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Oh, okay. I’m satisfied then.
November 27, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Aaaaasnd the Reichstag foundation hasn’t even stopped smoldering yet.
November 27, 2025 at 12:27 AM
She seems nice.
November 26, 2025 at 8:23 PM
When I think about a person being a trillionaire, I can’t help but think that a trillion is a million millions. Like if you gave every person on the planet $100, you’d still have two hundred billion dollars. There’s something very wrong with that. No single person should have that much.
November 26, 2025 at 7:28 PM
It just occurred to me: it’s odd that he’s been ‘Donald’ all this time. Never the less formal ‘Don’. Dad went by Fred, but no, the kid had to be majestic. I wonder where that amiability deficit came from. Not that it matters.
November 26, 2025 at 7:19 PM
“13 confirmed dead” in a China disaster means it’s hundreds.
A deadly blaze tore through several high-rise apartment towers in Hong Kong on Wednesday, killing at least 13 people and setting off an urgent rescue effort for an unknown number of people trapped inside. Follow live updates: nyti.ms/4pvZB7s
November 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
330 days into the year so far, so that’s just shy of one day out of every four.
November 26, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Biden was so old and infirm that his awful presidenting didn’t even manifest itself until Trump took over again!

clip.cafe/this-is-spin...
'They were still booing him when we came on stage.' - This Is Spinal Tap
David St. Hubbins: They were still booing him when we came on stage.
clip.cafe
November 26, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I mean, on the other hand, anybody who got screwed on that deserves what they got and more.
Trump, Eric & Junior promised their patriotic ‘Made in the USA’ cell phones would be delivered in Aug to the MAGA rubes. Still no phones, and the ‘Made in USA’ claim had been scrubbed from their website. Scam #1,284. www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-ne...
November 25, 2025 at 7:17 PM
If the news was good he’d be projecting them onto the wrecked west side of the White House. See also tax returns, college transcripts, physical results, etc., etc…
November 25, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Jesus, get a load of THAT paint job.

www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
November 25, 2025 at 6:48 AM
God this is a stupid time and place to be alive in.
very normal looking complexion, sir
November 24, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Wow.
November 24, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Florida is a castle doctrine state. More of these people need to get shot.
MAGA grandma tries to open car door & attack couple who "look" illegal—then blocks their car from leaving hoping ICE will arrive.

"Where are you from?" lady yells. "Go home to whatever country you're from!"

"I was born here," says woman in car. "I'm an American," says man beside her.

Miami, FL
November 24, 2025 at 12:40 AM
November 23, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Good job, Elon.
November 23, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Fake Christians abound.

Donald Trump is nothing but a textbook starfucker, pure and simple. Image and fame are all he recognizes.

So yeah, he and Strawberry are like peas in a pod.
November 23, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I’d like to see him name a legal scholar.

Hell, I’d like to see him name a law.
November 23, 2025 at 9:56 PM
“Let them eat cake”, the next generation.
Bessent: "You know the best way to bring your inflation rate down? Move from a blue state to a red state. Blue state inflation is half a percent higher."
November 23, 2025 at 9:47 PM
This just in: psycho lady totally psycho. Next up, Wolf Blitzer with an in-depth investigation into the wetness of water. It might surprise you!
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 5d
A woman who stabbed her sixth-grade classmate to win favor with a fictional internet character named "Slender Man" more than a decade ago left a group home where she'd been living after cutting off her Department of Corrections monitoring bracelet, Wisconsin police said.
https://cnn.it/49U4tz5
November 23, 2025 at 7:56 PM
He looks like he’s cosplaying as a dystopian 1970s sci-fi elite.
quite a look for Trump today
November 22, 2025 at 5:46 PM