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Scottish Web Developer, semi-part-time Game Developer based in Glasgow. Occasional Pro-Wrestling nonsense.
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🏒 Glasgow Clan
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· Oct 18
For the algorithm I suppose I should tell folk I am working in 2 games currently. "Wyngs of Thundyr" a shoot 'em up inspired by Gynoug, Lords of Thunder, Power Metal aesthetics and Soul Reaver. An unnamed 2D brawler inspired by Golden Axe, Final Fantasy 7, Power Rangers, and Conan The Barbarian.
"...I think you'll find you meant to say the median and not average" congratulations on being one of the many people who paid attention in that one maths class, and they told you about the different types of averages. Fuck some people are exhausting, and I don't even know them.
November 13, 2025 at 4:34 PM
"...I think you'll find you meant to say the median and not average" congratulations on being one of the many people who paid attention in that one maths class, and they told you about the different types of averages. Fuck some people are exhausting, and I don't even know them.
Toy Company CEO: "Well, yes the AI can be supplanted by the soul of a serial killer, but only if they speak a certain magic spell, and only if they are dying in the vicinity of the doll and that'll never happen"
toy company CEOs: "at long last, we have created the Sinister Talking Doll Factory from the acclaimed movie 'Don't Create the Sinister Talking Doll Factory'"
futurism.com/artificial-i...
futurism.com/artificial-i...
AI-Powered Toys Caught Telling 5-Year-Olds How to Find Knives and Start Fires With Matches
AI-powered toys are flying off the shelves -- but they're engaging in horrifically inappropriate conversations with children.
futurism.com
November 13, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Toy Company CEO: "Well, yes the AI can be supplanted by the soul of a serial killer, but only if they speak a certain magic spell, and only if they are dying in the vicinity of the doll and that'll never happen"
Uninstalled all dating and hookup apps from my phone, and it feels like an act of self-care I should have done a long time ago. Why are people so weird, man...
November 13, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Uninstalled all dating and hookup apps from my phone, and it feels like an act of self-care I should have done a long time ago. Why are people so weird, man...
Got round to listening to Man's Best Friend, and it's fun, but I do think Short & Sweet is better overall. Tears might be the best song on it IMO, but that's just because of how unabashedly unsubtle it is.
November 13, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Got round to listening to Man's Best Friend, and it's fun, but I do think Short & Sweet is better overall. Tears might be the best song on it IMO, but that's just because of how unabashedly unsubtle it is.
Watching MCU The Fantastic Four, and I know it's PG-13, but that's not how childbirth works, the inside of that ship would look like Johnny Depp's Bedroom in Nightmare on Elm Street.
November 12, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Watching MCU The Fantastic Four, and I know it's PG-13, but that's not how childbirth works, the inside of that ship would look like Johnny Depp's Bedroom in Nightmare on Elm Street.
Why can't they just make the Challenge Cup 2 groups of 5, top 2 from each group goes through. A group of 6 and a group of 4 because of "logistics" is a joke.
November 11, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Why can't they just make the Challenge Cup 2 groups of 5, top 2 from each group goes through. A group of 6 and a group of 4 because of "logistics" is a joke.
Wait...are there people who don't know that Predator is just a Slasher dressed up as 80's Action? How did they *not* get it?
November 11, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Wait...are there people who don't know that Predator is just a Slasher dressed up as 80's Action? How did they *not* get it?
Even the cover looks great, can't wait to start looking through it after work. Might even start using it as a reference book for my own (bad) art.
November 11, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Even the cover looks great, can't wait to start looking through it after work. Might even start using it as a reference book for my own (bad) art.
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This band are now a bad parody of themselves. I'm out, sorry.
Of course you think that's cool...you are twelve.
Of course you think that's cool...you are twelve.
November 7, 2025 at 5:38 PM
This band are now a bad parody of themselves. I'm out, sorry.
Of course you think that's cool...you are twelve.
Of course you think that's cool...you are twelve.
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I had no idea that Lion El'Jonson was played by Kevin Nash.
November 7, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I had no idea that Lion El'Jonson was played by Kevin Nash.
If anyone needs me this weekend, I'll be in Newcastle alternating between drinking cocktails and battling social anxiety
November 7, 2025 at 11:09 AM
If anyone needs me this weekend, I'll be in Newcastle alternating between drinking cocktails and battling social anxiety
So the lesson that business learned from the 2008 crash was just "get so massive that failing will bring down the whole system and assume you'll get bailed out"? Seems about right...
November 6, 2025 at 2:19 PM
So the lesson that business learned from the 2008 crash was just "get so massive that failing will bring down the whole system and assume you'll get bailed out"? Seems about right...
We can make robots in any shape that is required for the task, why do we keep making human shaped ones? (I know the answer, it just makes me uncomfortable)
November 6, 2025 at 12:47 PM
We can make robots in any shape that is required for the task, why do we keep making human shaped ones? (I know the answer, it just makes me uncomfortable)
So, did anyone actually get the Metroid Prime after book from Amazon, or did they just cancel everyone's orders this morning? Ordered a year ago, and they cancelled the day it was due to be delivered.
November 6, 2025 at 9:03 AM
So, did anyone actually get the Metroid Prime after book from Amazon, or did they just cancel everyone's orders this morning? Ordered a year ago, and they cancelled the day it was due to be delivered.
"Best new Rock artist" and it's just Charlie from Busted in a mask...
November 5, 2025 at 3:01 PM
"Best new Rock artist" and it's just Charlie from Busted in a mask...
Looks like I'm getting the amiibos a month before I get the game...
November 5, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Looks like I'm getting the amiibos a month before I get the game...
That "random enemy bug" was 100% Kanden from Metroid Prime Hunters, right? Just a random enemy that looks just like the Stinglarva...
November 4, 2025 at 4:14 PM
That "random enemy bug" was 100% Kanden from Metroid Prime Hunters, right? Just a random enemy that looks just like the Stinglarva...
I can tell I'm feeling particularly lazy today, instead of going and getting stuff for lunch, I had 2 bowls of Rice Krispies, because leaving the house would mean I had to get dressed properly.
November 4, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I can tell I'm feeling particularly lazy today, instead of going and getting stuff for lunch, I had 2 bowls of Rice Krispies, because leaving the house would mean I had to get dressed properly.
Limp Bizkit, Guns N Roses and Linkin Park as headliners in, year of our lord, 2026....Am I going mental, why are folk even remotely excited by that value proposition? I'd rather shit in my hands and clap.
November 3, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Limp Bizkit, Guns N Roses and Linkin Park as headliners in, year of our lord, 2026....Am I going mental, why are folk even remotely excited by that value proposition? I'd rather shit in my hands and clap.
So watching The Fifth Element and remembering the first time I saw it, and because I grew up in the 90s in the UK, I saw "Costumes by Jean Paul Gaultier" and my first thought was "Like, from Eurotrash?"
November 3, 2025 at 8:39 PM
So watching The Fifth Element and remembering the first time I saw it, and because I grew up in the 90s in the UK, I saw "Costumes by Jean Paul Gaultier" and my first thought was "Like, from Eurotrash?"
"Kill them with kindness"...me with my "kindness backpack"
a man with a beard is holding a flamethrower in his hands
ALT: a man with a beard is holding a flamethrower in his hands
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November 3, 2025 at 5:24 PM
"Kill them with kindness"...me with my "kindness backpack"
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October 31, 2025 at 1:00 PM
So sick and tired of hearing about "razor thing margins" that supermarkets have. "Tesco only has a 4% margin"....Yeah and they still made £3billion in profits last year. They could have half that and still make over a billion. Food prices are soaring because "line must go up" no other reason.
October 31, 2025 at 12:21 PM
So sick and tired of hearing about "razor thing margins" that supermarkets have. "Tesco only has a 4% margin"....Yeah and they still made £3billion in profits last year. They could have half that and still make over a billion. Food prices are soaring because "line must go up" no other reason.
At no point did I see anyone say that Mitch Heard was a bad player, he's really good on the ice, it's everything off the ice that was the issue. Steelers acting like him being good is a suprise is disingenuous. He'll be great, as long as there isn't a reason to chuck the toys out the pram.
October 30, 2025 at 5:39 PM
At no point did I see anyone say that Mitch Heard was a bad player, he's really good on the ice, it's everything off the ice that was the issue. Steelers acting like him being good is a suprise is disingenuous. He'll be great, as long as there isn't a reason to chuck the toys out the pram.