Dr. Callie Crawford
@calliehcrawford.bsky.social
Assistant Professor at Coastal Carolina University • Morphology • Biomechanics • µCT • #TeamFish • she/her
First they prepared us for the snake defense, now they’re laying out the tenure expectations!
"These guidelines were written by almost-retired professors who never could have met these standards back in the 1980s, when all you needed for tenure was 1.5 publications and a bottle of scotch in your desk."
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Introducing Our University’s New, Totally Reasonable Criteria for Promotion and Tenure
Since the founding of our august institution, we have awarded promotion and tenure based on how many pages of your research we could read before fa...
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May 7, 2025 at 2:58 AM
First they prepared us for the snake defense, now they’re laying out the tenure expectations!
With my last final graded, I’ve survived my first semester as an Assistant Professor!
December 13, 2023 at 9:24 PM
With my last final graded, I’ve survived my first semester as an Assistant Professor!
Last week my Vertebrate Zoology students designed FrankenVertebrates. They combined adaptations for a given habitat and presented how each trait was suited for their habitat. Each creature was also given a backstory. Some of their drawings and AI creations posted with permission!
November 1, 2023 at 6:53 PM
Last week my Vertebrate Zoology students designed FrankenVertebrates. They combined adaptations for a given habitat and presented how each trait was suited for their habitat. Each creature was also given a backstory. Some of their drawings and AI creations posted with permission!
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The pro-javelina slash anti-useless-lawns-in-the-desert discourse is very satisfying this week
October 25, 2023 at 9:02 PM
The pro-javelina slash anti-useless-lawns-in-the-desert discourse is very satisfying this week