Independent Teapot
@butijustmether.bsky.social
New England artist with barely restrained inappropriate language and behavior. Polymath. Kitchen Experiments(TM). Miniaturist. Watercolor and oil paintings: www.etsy.com/shop/longefellowes
Huh. I only swear about 14% of the time. Definitely need to up my game. Then again, I doubt this tracks non-traditional insult swears like 'unfrosted pop-tart'; not certain how those factor in. Regardless, I'm fucking slacking.
@butijustmether.bsky.social has swears! They've used 141 profanities in their last 971 posts.
🥇 "shit" (21 times)
🥈 "fucking" (16 times)
🥉 "ass" (16 times)
🥇 "shit" (21 times)
🥈 "fucking" (16 times)
🥉 "ass" (16 times)
November 29, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Huh. I only swear about 14% of the time. Definitely need to up my game. Then again, I doubt this tracks non-traditional insult swears like 'unfrosted pop-tart'; not certain how those factor in. Regardless, I'm fucking slacking.
Alright, let's see how much I have to up my game, @profanity.accountant
November 29, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Alright, let's see how much I have to up my game, @profanity.accountant
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"he meant well and loved you all along!"
Cool. well kids are humans and if you don't establish a good relationship with them all the good feelings you have in your skull are as imaginary as unicorns
Cool. well kids are humans and if you don't establish a good relationship with them all the good feelings you have in your skull are as imaginary as unicorns
November 29, 2025 at 3:21 AM
"he meant well and loved you all along!"
Cool. well kids are humans and if you don't establish a good relationship with them all the good feelings you have in your skull are as imaginary as unicorns
Cool. well kids are humans and if you don't establish a good relationship with them all the good feelings you have in your skull are as imaginary as unicorns
Time to re-up this! High-school brass quintet (plus scene-stealing percussionist) www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6vB...
Sleigh Ride Brass Quintet
YouTube video by Erica Allen
www.youtube.com
November 29, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Time to re-up this! High-school brass quintet (plus scene-stealing percussionist) www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6vB...
Hey @cesmustache.bsky.social Happy Birthday!
November 28, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Hey @cesmustache.bsky.social Happy Birthday!
/begin sappy/ Thankful for a lot of things, including you crazy motherfuckers who live in my computer and phone. I've known some of you weirdos for almost 20 years now, and the fact that you're still around and haven't run off into the woods screaming, welp, that's pretty awesome. /end sappy/
November 27, 2025 at 3:05 PM
/begin sappy/ Thankful for a lot of things, including you crazy motherfuckers who live in my computer and phone. I've known some of you weirdos for almost 20 years now, and the fact that you're still around and haven't run off into the woods screaming, welp, that's pretty awesome. /end sappy/
Here's an evening shot with the candles
November 27, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Here's an evening shot with the candles
Getting a head start on Friday. No decorations on the tree yet. And I think I might put up the Porch Tree this year too. No, I don't know why the tree looks like it has lemon yellow lights, they're white. Stupid phone.
November 26, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Getting a head start on Friday. No decorations on the tree yet. And I think I might put up the Porch Tree this year too. No, I don't know why the tree looks like it has lemon yellow lights, they're white. Stupid phone.
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guys i dont think i defrosted my turkey right
November 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
guys i dont think i defrosted my turkey right
This thread. The stories. Just....LMAOOOOOOO
yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore
I feel like we need this
I feel like we need this
November 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
This thread. The stories. Just....LMAOOOOOOO
Jump? Yes. Stick the landing and/or remain uninjured? Highly doubtful.
Do you think you can jump out of a swing in mid air like when we were kids, right now at your grown age??
November 23, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Jump? Yes. Stick the landing and/or remain uninjured? Highly doubtful.
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It turns out the newly elected Mayor of New York City is a skilled moron whisperer and it is sending MAGA into a full blown panic attack.
November 21, 2025 at 11:04 PM
It turns out the newly elected Mayor of New York City is a skilled moron whisperer and it is sending MAGA into a full blown panic attack.
Oh, and this one. Another one that never fails to make me cry-laugh. www.tiktok.com/@tschalk10/v...
The ORIGINAL Skull Boy Sketch! check more on my Twitter @ TomStheVoice #skeleton #frontpage
TikTok video by Tom Schalk
www.tiktok.com
November 21, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Oh, and this one. Another one that never fails to make me cry-laugh. www.tiktok.com/@tschalk10/v...
Time to re-up this. Never fails to (a) sum up current conditions, and (b) make me laugh like hell. www.tiktok.com/@tired_actor...
#duet with @brock1137 no please no #funny #Welcome2021 #2021 #newyear #firstpost #viral #fyp #foryou #foryoupage #comedy #crying #2020 #RareAesthetic
TikTok video by Tired Actor
www.tiktok.com
November 21, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Time to re-up this. Never fails to (a) sum up current conditions, and (b) make me laugh like hell. www.tiktok.com/@tired_actor...
I have no words. Mainly because I am HOWLING with laughter.
November 20, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I have no words. Mainly because I am HOWLING with laughter.
It was the Fuck Around of times, it was the Find Out of times...
November 20, 2025 at 1:57 PM
It was the Fuck Around of times, it was the Find Out of times...
What the fuck is a "McDonalds Impact Summit"?
November 18, 2025 at 12:26 AM
What the fuck is a "McDonalds Impact Summit"?
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
Got me dead to rights, man.
Got me dead to rights, man.
November 17, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
Got me dead to rights, man.
Got me dead to rights, man.
If you see this, post a bird.
November 14, 2025 at 1:08 AM
If you see this, post a bird.
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every few years it's revealed that the NYT was sitting on information about some horrific thing that public knowledge of would have changed the country's course and for some reason a ton of people still give them money. you can play those games on other sites
November 12, 2025 at 10:41 PM
every few years it's revealed that the NYT was sitting on information about some horrific thing that public knowledge of would have changed the country's course and for some reason a ton of people still give them money. you can play those games on other sites
In Which Elon Reads a Book *wheeeeeze*
Elon Musk: [rising from bushes] eyyy itsa me elon
King: criminy
Musk: you know, joyce carol oates, she says i no read
Musk: but thata not true
Musk: as evidenced by dissa new ad campaign i just start onna twitter to convince everyone that i read
King: criminy
Musk: you know, joyce carol oates, she says i no read
Musk: but thata not true
Musk: as evidenced by dissa new ad campaign i just start onna twitter to convince everyone that i read
November 12, 2025 at 8:56 PM
In Which Elon Reads a Book *wheeeeeze*
Getting some wicked awesome aurorae tonight. Caught this flare behind a white pine just now.
November 12, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Getting some wicked awesome aurorae tonight. Caught this flare behind a white pine just now.
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using my tongue to operate this thing at work so i can stay on top of my game
November 11, 2025 at 2:24 PM
using my tongue to operate this thing at work so i can stay on top of my game
I hate her and Hassan so fucking much. Just throwing all of us in NH (and the country) under the bus.
November 10, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I hate her and Hassan so fucking much. Just throwing all of us in NH (and the country) under the bus.