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burgerqueen.bsky.social
weird little freak
@burgerqueen.bsky.social
30. she/her. i cook food and make music and too much other stuff. flirt with me! frequently nsfw 🔞

🎵 http://stasis-music.bandcamp.com
discord: othradar
my new favorite question to ask random internet sexting partners is "what would u do with me if i let u do whatever you wanted?" because it gives a good benchmark for their creativity, willingness to be vulnerable, and general care for my pleasure while also divining the severity of their porn brain
July 29, 2024 at 8:46 AM
horseshoe theory but it's virgins and hypersexuals
July 19, 2024 at 5:16 PM
June 28, 2024 at 5:54 PM
figuring out how to spend $20 extra so you can get a good deal
June 21, 2024 at 6:13 PM
saw a cool guy
June 20, 2024 at 4:02 PM
when ur dirty texting with someone and they hit u with the "chock you until you can't breath" 🥴🥴
June 9, 2024 at 3:20 PM
introducing a new philosophical challenge to god's omnibenevolence called "The Problem Of Feet-Being-So-Far-From-The-Face-That-You-Can't-Kiss-Each-Other-At-The-Same-Time" only to be demolished by "The Threesome Defense"
May 27, 2024 at 8:37 PM
made a little four course dinner themed on coconut

too exhausted to take great pics but it was a fun challenge
May 3, 2024 at 3:15 AM
ever remove the eyes from a pound of black eyed peas?
May 2, 2024 at 2:07 PM
dinner 👍
April 26, 2024 at 2:53 AM
made chicken parm 👍
April 25, 2024 at 4:39 AM
April 24, 2024 at 8:05 PM
she just nut in me and now she's checking her credit score
April 24, 2024 at 7:13 PM
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reskeet this if u got a nice butt
April 13, 2024 at 5:27 AM
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April 13, 2024 at 2:52 PM
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ITS NEIL BANGING OUT THE TUNES DAY
April 13, 2024 at 3:00 PM
very quickly, as my @ is included on a chain with things i don't endorse: asexuality is normal & healthy and isn't constructed on sexual shame. many, like me, are very sexual and have found a place here; let us not transform our excitement into self-righteousness. our differences make us beautiful.
April 13, 2024 at 3:01 PM
weed is the french fries of drugs
April 13, 2024 at 4:14 AM
i know i need to get a weird pain in my body checked out when i start finding it sexually pleasurable
April 13, 2024 at 3:59 AM
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Coffee alternative marketing: this blend of dirt and mushrooms is literally the drug from limitless except it also makes you immortal

Coffee marketing: this coffee tastes yummy :)
April 12, 2024 at 4:51 PM