Chris B
@burchris.bsky.social
Wrote a few horror movies with names like HALLOW'S END and CANNIBAL TABOO (if you've seen either all the way through, I commend you).
Pro-humanity, Anti-theist, Anti-centrist. I have a cat.
Enough already.
Pro-humanity, Anti-theist, Anti-centrist. I have a cat.
Enough already.
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You do not have to hand it to the Catholic bishops. In the same meeting, they banned gender affirming care at all Catholic hospitals nationwide.
www.npr.org/2025/11/12/g...
www.npr.org/2025/11/12/g...
November 14, 2025 at 4:39 AM
You do not have to hand it to the Catholic bishops. In the same meeting, they banned gender affirming care at all Catholic hospitals nationwide.
www.npr.org/2025/11/12/g...
www.npr.org/2025/11/12/g...
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getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
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Every "population crisis" article in western media is just "WHERE ARE THE WHITE BABIES" in disguise and we absolutely do not have to give any credence to any of them
November 13, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Every "population crisis" article in western media is just "WHERE ARE THE WHITE BABIES" in disguise and we absolutely do not have to give any credence to any of them
Today, I let Snowball play with a toy that's been off limits to him till now—a pinky fuzzy mouse that my mom bought because she thought it was cute, that makes trilling and chirping noises when you press a button on its back—and he was SO content and affectionate afterwards, he melted into my desk.
November 14, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Today, I let Snowball play with a toy that's been off limits to him till now—a pinky fuzzy mouse that my mom bought because she thought it was cute, that makes trilling and chirping noises when you press a button on its back—and he was SO content and affectionate afterwards, he melted into my desk.
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The Democrats Must Be Purged Of Their Centrists
The only way for the majority to achieve much-needed reform and progress is to cull the Democratic Party and establishment institutions of centrists who are now complicit with the MAGA agenda.
open.substack.com/pub/thelefth...
The only way for the majority to achieve much-needed reform and progress is to cull the Democratic Party and establishment institutions of centrists who are now complicit with the MAGA agenda.
open.substack.com/pub/thelefth...
November 14, 2025 at 2:57 AM
The Democrats Must Be Purged Of Their Centrists
The only way for the majority to achieve much-needed reform and progress is to cull the Democratic Party and establishment institutions of centrists who are now complicit with the MAGA agenda.
open.substack.com/pub/thelefth...
The only way for the majority to achieve much-needed reform and progress is to cull the Democratic Party and establishment institutions of centrists who are now complicit with the MAGA agenda.
open.substack.com/pub/thelefth...
Snowball was just lying against me with his face smooshed against mine. I love that.
November 14, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Snowball was just lying against me with his face smooshed against mine. I love that.
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Normally when people talk about barely legal they don’t mean someone years away from being legal
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Normally when people talk about barely legal they don’t mean someone years away from being legal
Watching an old "Emergency!" episode where the crew just got sent to fight a trash fire at Vineland and Alameda.
Vineland doesn’t cross Alameda. This show is a LIE!
Vineland doesn’t cross Alameda. This show is a LIE!
November 13, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Watching an old "Emergency!" episode where the crew just got sent to fight a trash fire at Vineland and Alameda.
Vineland doesn’t cross Alameda. This show is a LIE!
Vineland doesn’t cross Alameda. This show is a LIE!
I know that if I were innocent of a serious crime, I’d move heaven and earth to suppress all the evidence.
November 13, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I know that if I were innocent of a serious crime, I’d move heaven and earth to suppress all the evidence.
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When you have to check if it’s The Onion or a real headline.
November 13, 2025 at 6:30 PM
When you have to check if it’s The Onion or a real headline.
I’ve been tearing the place apart to find a missing USB-C hub but instead, I found a thing that I have no recollection of ever owning: a compact pair of foldable scissors.
I have now added it to my Altoids-tin toolkit.
I have now added it to my Altoids-tin toolkit.
November 13, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I’ve been tearing the place apart to find a missing USB-C hub but instead, I found a thing that I have no recollection of ever owning: a compact pair of foldable scissors.
I have now added it to my Altoids-tin toolkit.
I have now added it to my Altoids-tin toolkit.
To distinguish itself from Silly Putty, ordinary putty should rebrand itself "Serious Putty."
November 13, 2025 at 5:51 PM
To distinguish itself from Silly Putty, ordinary putty should rebrand itself "Serious Putty."
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It's not just that he's a pedophile, he was the least popular pedophile
November 13, 2025 at 3:15 PM
It's not just that he's a pedophile, he was the least popular pedophile
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@chucktingle.bsky.social is working on new bestseller, I see.
November 13, 2025 at 3:50 PM
@chucktingle.bsky.social is working on new bestseller, I see.
Who's her little friend? Is that her character witness?
November 13, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Who's her little friend? Is that her character witness?
Look, we know that Derry PD have their hands full investigating this hit-and-run, but if they could spare one or two officers to look for the clown that's been murdering kids in the sewers, that would be much appreciated.
November 13, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Look, we know that Derry PD have their hands full investigating this hit-and-run, but if they could spare one or two officers to look for the clown that's been murdering kids in the sewers, that would be much appreciated.
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It's incredible that we let billionaires bloviate about their policy views without throwing tomatoes at them. We know what they want, they want policies that work for a few dozen people and immiserate the other 300 million. Not interested!
November 8, 2025 at 9:22 PM
It's incredible that we let billionaires bloviate about their policy views without throwing tomatoes at them. We know what they want, they want policies that work for a few dozen people and immiserate the other 300 million. Not interested!
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"Another thing you don't have to worry about in the EU, or really in any developed nation outside the U.S., is the threat of a mass shooter. What I've come to realize is that America is a country being run by mass shooters." madness.ghost.io/an-isolated-...
An isolated nightmare
An international perspective on what's happening in the United States.
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November 13, 2025 at 2:43 PM
"Another thing you don't have to worry about in the EU, or really in any developed nation outside the U.S., is the threat of a mass shooter. What I've come to realize is that America is a country being run by mass shooters." madness.ghost.io/an-isolated-...
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Frankenstein is a metaphor for the dangers of reanimating corpses with electricity
November 13, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Frankenstein is a metaphor for the dangers of reanimating corpses with electricity
He surrendered himself to custody this afternoon, insisting he was D.B. Cooper. The boys in forensics are running his prints to see if his story checks out.
November 13, 2025 at 4:27 AM
He surrendered himself to custody this afternoon, insisting he was D.B. Cooper. The boys in forensics are running his prints to see if his story checks out.
Gee, I wonder if corporate retailers will round prices up or down...
Common cents: US Mint to press its final penny
Last one-cent coin to be pressed in Philadelphia after Trump ordered them to be canceled, citing rising costs
www.theguardian.com
November 13, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Gee, I wonder if corporate retailers will round prices up or down...
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I honestly don’t know what to say anymore. It is overwhelmingly clear at this point that the Republican Party has sold its soul to protect a child rapist, led by wealthy ghouls who will never have enough.
There is only one war, now and forever, and it is the class war. There must be consequences.
There is only one war, now and forever, and it is the class war. There must be consequences.
November 13, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I honestly don’t know what to say anymore. It is overwhelmingly clear at this point that the Republican Party has sold its soul to protect a child rapist, led by wealthy ghouls who will never have enough.
There is only one war, now and forever, and it is the class war. There must be consequences.
There is only one war, now and forever, and it is the class war. There must be consequences.
The extra in the wheelchair wants us to know that her character is having a worse day than every other patient in the hospital.
November 12, 2025 at 11:47 PM
The extra in the wheelchair wants us to know that her character is having a worse day than every other patient in the hospital.
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Celebrities are weird.
November 12, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Celebrities are weird.