Turn it into a surrealist art work by tattooing "This is not a poppy." underneath it. Then you can watch Reform supporters enter status epilepticus when they attempt to read it.
He is not insane. Russia has more than 5000 warheads. Their Soyuz rocket, derived from an ICBM, has made more than 1700 flights and is highly reliable.
Hog on the Tyne we used to call her. She's a Geordie and it is just her way of saying that she likes you. Don't fall for her charms - you can do better.
I've only ever been to New York but would like to visit the South. I watched a holiday romance set in the area. It was called 'Deliverance', starring Burt Reynolds.
Absolutely. Another of Ed Miliband's moronic decisions - along with sticking Maurice Glasman in the HoL. Of course for the Tories you can join Conservatives Abroad as an under 26 for £10 - absolutely no identity checks. I believe that most of the FSB are members, as is Putin and his pet dog.
