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Brandon Carter @bscarter.bsky.social · 3d

Does Bluesky not allow videos?

Brandon Carter @bscarter.bsky.social · 3d

I had good seats last night. #ThunderUp!!

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Brandon Carter @bscarter.bsky.social · 11d

If anyone is innersted in going in on a shared league pass season, holler. Got room for one more screen on the account!

Brandon Carter @bscarter.bsky.social · 11d

Houston was easy to dislike pre-KD. Eminently unlikeable now. #ThunderUp⚡️

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Brandon Carter @bscarter.bsky.social · Sep 26

Excited to get this voicemail from an unknown caller a couple months back.

I’d like to spend some ****** time with ya…but not in a good way

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Brandon Carter @bscarter.bsky.social · Sep 23

100% would rather have an apocalyptic rapture than this news

Seth Emerson @sethemerson.bsky.social · Sep 23

Some rather big SEC news: Oklahoma has announced that QB John Mateer is having surgery to repair his right throwing hand and will miss an unspecified amount of time.

www.nytimes.com/athletic/665...

Oklahoma QB John Mateer to undergo hand surgery, return date unclear

www.nytimes.com

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Brandon Carter @bscarter.bsky.social · Sep 18

Never! Leaving them unread = no obligations to anyone ever

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Brandon Carter @bscarter.bsky.social · Sep 18

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Brandon Carter @bscarter.bsky.social · Jul 25

(H/t @krang.bsky.social for the original tweet and sorry for butchering it, too lazy to log back in over there)

Brandon Carter @bscarter.bsky.social · Jul 25

Ryan Walters, logging in for the big board meeting: Time for a little porn-a-rooni

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Brandon Carter @bscarter.bsky.social · Jul 4

This title might be the biggest positive publicity for the state since Huey Lewis included both Tulsa AND OKC in “The Heart of Rock and Roll” in 1984.

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Brandon Carter @bscarter.bsky.social · Jul 4

Man. Still just basking in the glow of the Thunder’s championship. Feels so good to drink from the cup of glory, you guys.

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Brandon Carter @bscarter.bsky.social · Jun 23

Seems absurd but, remove “sports” from that. Outside of bad/tragic events, is this the biggest moment for the state, ever?

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Brandon Carter @bscarter.bsky.social · Jun 23

Dort. Kenrich. SGA. The guys who stayed and played through the tanking. I hope they’re having an amazing night #ThunderUp

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Brandon Carter @bscarter.bsky.social · Jun 23

I promised myself I wouldn’t post on social during the playoffs after inadvertently angered the entire fan bases of Denver and San Antonio with salty tweets years ago.

But now that this is done, I’m elated. Like, tears. Thunder Up, you guys.

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Brandon Carter @bscarter.bsky.social · Jun 1

But then again, sometimes dominance just makes it look like there isn’t much competition in a sport. The Bill Russell Celtics fall into the same category

Brandon Carter @bscarter.bsky.social · Jun 1

UConn hoops is definitely up there. I admit to not paying as much attention to women’s hoops back then but the argument I would make for OU softball is there is way more parity in softball than that period of hoops. So much of that era was just UConn and Tenn then a huge gap before the next teams

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Brandon Carter @bscarter.bsky.social · May 29

OU softball is so, so under-appreciated. As in, is this the most dominant run in a sport any team/program has had? Like ever?

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Brandon Carter @bscarter.bsky.social · May 29

Flashback to the latter stages of the 2022 OKC season, where they couldn’t even find a photo for all five starters. Can’t believe how far they’ve come in just three years

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Brandon Carter @bscarter.bsky.social · May 25

Lmao Thunder wtf was that? Monday just got waaay more interesting. Will they show up for that one?

Brandon Carter @bscarter.bsky.social · May 21

Tiny sample size, but what’s with the overlap of Little League Dad and Giant Truck Dad.

At the park in my neighborhood and there’s literally *one* non-truck/SUV here.

And *lots* of HGH/Flatbrim bros.

Maybe it’s just Utah.

Brandon Carter @bscarter.bsky.social · May 15

Ninja Rap still hits hard (okay fine, it does not, in fact, hit hard)

youtu.be/xOV6H4NcGEs?...

Vanilla Ice | Ninja Rap | Official Music Video

YouTube video by Vanilla Ice

youtu.be

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Brandon Carter @bscarter.bsky.social · May 11

Growing up in Oklahoma spoiled me. True artists of navigating severe weather during sports broadcasts.

Brandon Carter @bscarter.bsky.social · May 11

Utah has *no* idea how to place a severe weather alert during a sporting event.

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Brandon Carter @bscarter.bsky.social · May 11

*from not for.

Makes this destined loss even worse. Don’t skeet while jogging.