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tinfoil witch burning under a bridge
@brookass.bsky.social
obsessively consuming media & having feelings about it since 1988

aka
☠️ arby_m on IG/LJ/DW

my band is Lucky Witch & the Righteous Ghost: http://linktr.ee/lwrg

Seth Gibbs stan (RIP!!!)

see also: https://perfectdiypunkhair.com
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December 2, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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Just imagining how much better it would be if ALL news stories about vaccine-preventable illnesses were illustrated with pictures of people with the disease, not pictures of needle injections. If you must show something that people will find scary & unpleasant, make it the disease, not the cure.
I'm so tired of measles.

I'm also tired of people using needle shots on stories like this.

Show what measles looks like.
Gallatin Co. reports 2nd measles case, warns of exposure sites nbcmontana.com/news/local/g...
December 2, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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literally 95% of political debates would swing wildly in public favor for any democrat who just, at pretty much any point, said "what the fuck are you talking about" instead of just sitting by and smiling while the opposition cites conspiracy theories as fact.
Biden was not an optimal messenger by any means but he did win an election by doing the “man will you shut up” thing to Trump and really there’s a lot to work with in that genre
December 2, 2025 at 5:38 AM
my architect friends are cracking up - there's no door!
Oh shit waddup
December 2, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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I can only assume the people who made this poisonous-mushroom shaped teething toy for babies are in fact enacting a devious plot to reduce the global baby population

www.thenaturalbabyco.com/products/oli...
December 2, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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Ah, the five genders
things are going to get worse before they get worse
December 2, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I thought that the second part of that sentence was strawberry arepas and shrimp margaritas
My wife wanted shrimp arepas and strawberry margaritas so I have made shrimp arepas and strawberry margaritas
December 2, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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Holy shit! That motherfucker TORE DOWN THE WHITE HOUSE!
October 23, 2025 at 7:33 PM
🚨🚨🚨 THIS IS NOT A DRILL 🚨🚨🚨
December 1, 2025 at 9:40 AM
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It’s so wild how the wealthy are destroying the Amazon that potentially has the cure for all the cancers in favor of an Amazon that’s creating new types of cancers
December 1, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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my job is to make sure when you tear the top off a resealable bag it just kind of misses and doesn't actually open. it doesn't pay big like the team who make it so it doesn't actually reseal, but, hey, it put my yacht through grad school
December 1, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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Named my fists Statler & Waldorf 'cause they're old and cranky and would take great pleasure in your misfortune.
named my fists simon and garfunkel 'cause if you fuck with me all you're gonna hear is the sound of silence
i named my fists Rodgers and Hammerstein cuz theyre always in my own little corner
December 1, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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How is any of this real
November 30, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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i’ll never understand why public transit haters discourage use of public transit and want to defund it. if less people use cars the roads will have less traffic and you’ll get to where you want faster with your own car. stupid people
November 30, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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Saw an artist today express appreciation that people would spend money on their work even in a time of financial difficulties and it really made me think about the practical value of art and I kinda wanted to ramble about it for a bit:

If you've got a little money, art is an AMAZING bargain.
December 1, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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the primary thing that TPUSA provides to young conservatives is a blueprint for weaponizing the abject cowardice of university administrators against individual teachers and instructors, and university admins should take a long look in the mirror and think about what that says about them
OU has put the professor here on administrative leave:
November 30, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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The Munsters poses the chilling question, what if your parents were a vampire and a Frankenstein? The Addams Family poses the chilling question, what if your parents were openly sexual?
December 1, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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A+ headline work from the AP apnews.com/article/dona...
December 1, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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The death of browsing is part of the reason art is the way it is now. Our opinions are largely fed to us by algorithms. Spending a spare 15 minutes wandering around a bookstore or comic shop or video rental place was how you found stuff you wouldn't ordinarily pick up and thereby expanded your taste
Bookselling is like the most "people go to the store and buy what looks cool to them without a particular agenda" type business left, and your purchases have a huge influence on what is ordered, what is displayed, and what is recommended.
November 29, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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The most precious commodity you have is your attention. You don’t have to waste it on poor-faith debates or arguments with strangers if you don’t think they’ll be productive. You can prioritize the things that matter to you and make your life richer.
November 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM
🤣🤣🤣
December 1, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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my “AI is over” anecdote is that my wife was hired over the summer to write scripts for a big tech company explaining how to use their AI tools and after many rounds of revisions, the latest notes said “we’re finding a lot of AI fatigue among our users” and to remove all references to AI
Anecdotally on twitter seeing a big shift the last few days from every AI slop account saying every other creative field is “over” and they’re in control now to now posting about how nobody likes them and it’s not fair and they’ll persevere and real artists respect and uplift eachother
November 30, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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January 11, 2025 at 11:10 PM