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ICE is targeting Native Americans. This country is evil and scary.
Indigenous actor Elaine Miles of "Northern Exposure" was detained by ICE at a Redmond bus stop. When she showed them her Tribal ID, they told her it was fake.
Native American actress gave ICE agents her tribal ID. They called it 'fake,' she says
www.seattletimes.com
November 28, 2025 at 8:03 PM
ICE is targeting Native Americans. This country is evil and scary.
Said this today:
I’m a normal person. I
don’t HAVE a favorite elf.
I’m a normal person. I
don’t HAVE a favorite elf.
November 28, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Said this today:
I’m a normal person. I
don’t HAVE a favorite elf.
I’m a normal person. I
don’t HAVE a favorite elf.
Awww, you coached me perfectly! But yeah, I’m impressed with myself. 😊
So proud of my husband, he mastered perfectly succulent stewed beef on his first try
November 27, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Awww, you coached me perfectly! But yeah, I’m impressed with myself. 😊
My friend’s cat loves the tree.
November 27, 2025 at 1:53 AM
My friend’s cat loves the tree.
For my Christmas movie fans!
Hey! My book is now on sale everywhere (you’ll probably have better luck getting it online than from bookstores, alas), but come buy a signed copy at one of the following events! Thread:
November 27, 2025 at 12:17 AM
For my Christmas movie fans!
Gotta fight the grocery crowds today because I want a pumpkin pie.
November 26, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Gotta fight the grocery crowds today because I want a pumpkin pie.
Streaming services are convenient but I really miss getting DVDs in the mail, sometimes not knowing what it would be. Those were the days.
November 25, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Streaming services are convenient but I really miss getting DVDs in the mail, sometimes not knowing what it would be. Those were the days.
They’re advertising “Black Friday Week” now, and I’ve never been so happy to not work retail any more.
November 25, 2025 at 8:09 PM
They’re advertising “Black Friday Week” now, and I’ve never been so happy to not work retail any more.
I had a boss ask me what that mean once and I was like “NOPE”
Good morning. In the past 24 hours, more Americans have Googled “felching” than have searched for “turkey recipes”
November 24, 2025 at 7:53 AM
I had a boss ask me what that mean once and I was like “NOPE”
All my Gen X horror goth friends are sad tonight 😞
November 24, 2025 at 7:44 AM
All my Gen X horror goth friends are sad tonight 😞
I just did laundry and there’s nothing like a warm blanket on a 40 degree night.
November 23, 2025 at 6:28 AM
I just did laundry and there’s nothing like a warm blanket on a 40 degree night.
The newest season of the Great British Baking Show has 3 hipster mustache gays but 2 of them are not gay. 😕
November 22, 2025 at 9:18 PM
The newest season of the Great British Baking Show has 3 hipster mustache gays but 2 of them are not gay. 😕
Me: Alexa, play “In My Tribe” by 10,000 Maniacs
Alexa: Here’s 10,000 Maniacs radio
Plays “Only Happy When it Rains” by Garbage
(I love that song, though…)
Alexa: Here’s 10,000 Maniacs radio
Plays “Only Happy When it Rains” by Garbage
(I love that song, though…)
November 22, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Me: Alexa, play “In My Tribe” by 10,000 Maniacs
Alexa: Here’s 10,000 Maniacs radio
Plays “Only Happy When it Rains” by Garbage
(I love that song, though…)
Alexa: Here’s 10,000 Maniacs radio
Plays “Only Happy When it Rains” by Garbage
(I love that song, though…)
One time before a random 3-way, the ex who had recently dumped me said, in all seriousness:
What happens happens
Live in the moment
No regrets
And I think that’s pretty good advice for almost any situation. I’ve held onto it for almost 20 years.
What happens happens
Live in the moment
No regrets
And I think that’s pretty good advice for almost any situation. I’ve held onto it for almost 20 years.
November 22, 2025 at 10:23 AM
One time before a random 3-way, the ex who had recently dumped me said, in all seriousness:
What happens happens
Live in the moment
No regrets
And I think that’s pretty good advice for almost any situation. I’ve held onto it for almost 20 years.
What happens happens
Live in the moment
No regrets
And I think that’s pretty good advice for almost any situation. I’ve held onto it for almost 20 years.
The ship is sinking, the rats are jumping. 🐀
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene says she's resigning from Congress — effective January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 9:29 AM
The ship is sinking, the rats are jumping. 🐀
I’m going to need this sweater.
November 21, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I’m going to need this sweater.
Breaking news is almost always something horrifying but one of these days it’s going to be the best news ever.
November 21, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Breaking news is almost always something horrifying but one of these days it’s going to be the best news ever.
Once in Seattle a naked man tried to break into my apartment at 2am.
I'm a little stoned right now and this has me crying
November 21, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Once in Seattle a naked man tried to break into my apartment at 2am.
Any of us would be immediately arrested if we said anything like this.
not sure I even need to say this, but Trump threatening the lives of Ds in Congress is in itself an impeachable offense for which he should be removed.
November 21, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Any of us would be immediately arrested if we said anything like this.
Reposted by 🤖Definitely a Robot🤖
Photo credit IG @themiljam
November 21, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Photo credit IG @themiljam
If you’re out shopping, make it a small business Christmas. The big guys don’t need or deserve your cash.
November 20, 2025 at 10:02 PM
If you’re out shopping, make it a small business Christmas. The big guys don’t need or deserve your cash.
Imagine if Obama had done any of this…
November 20, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Imagine if Obama had done any of this…
It’s chocolate orange season, but damn, those things are like $6.50 now.
November 20, 2025 at 9:54 PM
It’s chocolate orange season, but damn, those things are like $6.50 now.
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Well…
Well…
November 20, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Well…
Well…
Don’t buy their overpriced Xmas cups
Starbucks can end this today: bargain in good faith, resolve unfair labor practices, and stop the union-busting.
Until then, workers are holding the line! #NoCoffeeNoContract
Until then, workers are holding the line! #NoCoffeeNoContract
November 20, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Don’t buy their overpriced Xmas cups