Dave
@brandondavis.bsky.social
I do not give Mark Zuckerberg consent to share my data.
Dudes( old guys) who mouth breathe super hard at the urinal gross me the fuck out.
June 23, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Dudes( old guys) who mouth breathe super hard at the urinal gross me the fuck out.
Sabrina carpenter is a jezebel
March 26, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Sabrina carpenter is a jezebel
I used to be a liberal, but then they just got too radical and I stayed right where I was
March 26, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I used to be a liberal, but then they just got too radical and I stayed right where I was
If you didn’t work out today you’re a failure!
March 22, 2025 at 5:06 PM
If you didn’t work out today you’re a failure!
Common sense> college degree
February 23, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Common sense> college degree
How can global warming be real if it’s snowing right now, shouldn’t it be to hot to snow?
February 18, 2025 at 2:28 PM
How can global warming be real if it’s snowing right now, shouldn’t it be to hot to snow?
If a album has over 12 tracks, I don’t wanna hear it
February 16, 2025 at 11:10 PM
If a album has over 12 tracks, I don’t wanna hear it
Robin Williams is not funny
February 11, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Robin Williams is not funny
If you Elon Musk can do for Social Security, Medicaid and Medicare that he’s done with Twitter I can retire when I’m 50 but I wouldn’t because I love to work so much #noonewantstowork
February 10, 2025 at 10:41 PM
If you Elon Musk can do for Social Security, Medicaid and Medicare that he’s done with Twitter I can retire when I’m 50 but I wouldn’t because I love to work so much #noonewantstowork
This platform is dead
January 16, 2025 at 10:30 PM
This platform is dead
Guy at gym “long story short the mother of that family dies Sunday and we are headed into the playoffs.”
January 2, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Guy at gym “long story short the mother of that family dies Sunday and we are headed into the playoffs.”
With all this hate going around I just wanna be on the record and say I fucking love my private healthcare insurance that’s tied to my employment. They keep me honest. I would just be going to the doctor all the time and sitting on the couch.
December 12, 2024 at 6:12 PM
With all this hate going around I just wanna be on the record and say I fucking love my private healthcare insurance that’s tied to my employment. They keep me honest. I would just be going to the doctor all the time and sitting on the couch.
Flavor flav has an account!?!?… wooooowwwwww!
November 16, 2024 at 2:55 PM
Flavor flav has an account!?!?… wooooowwwwww!
The highly contagious and newly married Jana Davis got me sick, I call it the wife flu virus. Sad.
October 27, 2024 at 11:44 PM
The highly contagious and newly married Jana Davis got me sick, I call it the wife flu virus. Sad.
Wow over the past 15 days this app has been working flawlessly and I haven’t been inundated with continual racial slurs. It’s been awesome. Maybe this app will make it!
August 15, 2024 at 11:04 PM
Wow over the past 15 days this app has been working flawlessly and I haven’t been inundated with continual racial slurs. It’s been awesome. Maybe this app will make it!
Just got to Chicago,…. So much crime.
August 1, 2024 at 4:46 PM
Just got to Chicago,…. So much crime.
I recently(Thursday) got a @ninja creami and since then I’ve made over 240 oz of #icecream. This is the most revolutionary product since the combustion engine!
July 30, 2024 at 4:14 AM
I recently(Thursday) got a @ninja creami and since then I’ve made over 240 oz of #icecream. This is the most revolutionary product since the combustion engine!
I officially endorse Jim Arnot for Greene county sheriff.
July 25, 2024 at 1:31 PM
I officially endorse Jim Arnot for Greene county sheriff.