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I doubted crystal power and now we're here
Uninvited AI desktop assistant, making my mouse skip wildly around the screen: I am so stupid, I am worthless, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry

Me: we should base our economy on this
November 25, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Convincing my wife to let me buy another thing I don’t need:

What if you only got one shot
November 25, 2025 at 10:20 AM
The "Last Neanderthal" has youtube thumbnail face
November 18, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Me, after spending $450 at Costco: Well, I guess I won't need to buy any of _these_ products again for awhile!

What feels like 2 days later: Oh for fucks sake
November 8, 2025 at 3:07 PM
To the tune of "Disturbia:" Activia
November 5, 2025 at 12:01 PM
In the Katy Perry's Dark Horse universe, are horses capable of performing magic, or are they the source of Katy Perry's magic, or what
November 3, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Fellow Georgians: here's a chance for a small number of voters to have an outsized impact on November 4. Public Service Commission elections - boring but important! as described in the linked video.

@austinlouisray.bsky.social this seems like the sort of thing you might care to signal boost 🫡
I Need 1% of Georgia to Watch This Video
YouTube video by Hank Green
www.youtube.com
October 15, 2025 at 2:26 PM