BoringMNGirl
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Just a boring, albeit snarky girl. Duck, Duck, Grey Duck is vastly superior!
Am I hallucinating or did I just see a John Travolta as Santa Greased Lightening sleigh commercial?
November 27, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Am I hallucinating or did I just see a John Travolta as Santa Greased Lightening sleigh commercial?
You've just died. 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you.
Well I guess we know now how it got so chonky.
Well I guess we know now how it got so chonky.
November 27, 2025 at 4:28 PM
You've just died. 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you.
Well I guess we know now how it got so chonky.
Well I guess we know now how it got so chonky.
I'm actually at the airport now, and after getting the air traffic controller situation resolved, instead of getting people to dress better, maybe we could get them to use head phones when watching videos, listening to music, or talking on the phone.
Maybe if I didn't have to take off my shoes and then any over piece I have on, then be searched, then have to put everything back on, then walk four miles to my gate, then be cattle called onto the plane and then finally sit in a seat that will have my knees up to my chest...I would dress nicer.
I'll dress up the moment he makes things safe.
November 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I'm actually at the airport now, and after getting the air traffic controller situation resolved, instead of getting people to dress better, maybe we could get them to use head phones when watching videos, listening to music, or talking on the phone.
Maybe if I didn't have to take off my shoes and then any over piece I have on, then be searched, then have to put everything back on, then walk four miles to my gate, then be cattle called onto the plane and then finally sit in a seat that will have my knees up to my chest...I would dress nicer.
I'll dress up the moment he makes things safe.
Sean Duffy: "Dressing with respect -- whether it's a pair of jeans and a decent shirt, I would encourage people to maybe dress a little better which encourages us to maybe behave a little better. Let's try not to wear slippers and pajamas as we come to the airport."
November 24, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Maybe if I didn't have to take off my shoes and then any over piece I have on, then be searched, then have to put everything back on, then walk four miles to my gate, then be cattle called onto the plane and then finally sit in a seat that will have my knees up to my chest...I would dress nicer.
It was only a kiss, it was only a kiss
November 21, 2025 at 3:33 AM
It was only a kiss, it was only a kiss
I only got a few odd looks tonight singing along to Voices Carry when it came on in Byerlys. (I did have to hold back on the "He said shut up" part)
November 21, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I only got a few odd looks tonight singing along to Voices Carry when it came on in Byerlys. (I did have to hold back on the "He said shut up" part)
One would think the the former governor of a state that relies heavily on tourist dollars wouldn't feel the need to scare them away.
Kristi Noem on FIFA tourists: "Then they would go home. And go home in a timely manner."
November 17, 2025 at 10:53 PM
One would think the the former governor of a state that relies heavily on tourist dollars wouldn't feel the need to scare them away.
Okay what do they put in Kerrygold Butter to make it so delicious. Irish Cows are that awesome?
November 16, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Okay what do they put in Kerrygold Butter to make it so delicious. Irish Cows are that awesome?
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Rudy Bridges is younger than the Sitting President of the United States and 29 sitting United States Senators
It’s useful for people of my generation to be reminded that this wasn’t that long ago. Ruby Bridges isn’t just still alive—she’s only 71, not ancient!
65 years ago on Nov. 14, little Ruby Bridges was escorted into an all-white elementary school in New Orleans. Norman Rockwell, renowned for blissful depictions of Americana, did this remarkable painting for Look magazine. Printed as a double page, over-size spread, it's his masterpiece.
November 15, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Rudy Bridges is younger than the Sitting President of the United States and 29 sitting United States Senators
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RE starbucks picket line--the relevant detail is "picket line, do not cross." Pass that along. Proclaiming that you are in no danger of doing so because you are too aesthetically pure to let Starbucks coffee pass your lips is...unhelpful and does not give the impression you perhaps imagine it does.
November 13, 2025 at 1:56 PM
RE starbucks picket line--the relevant detail is "picket line, do not cross." Pass that along. Proclaiming that you are in no danger of doing so because you are too aesthetically pure to let Starbucks coffee pass your lips is...unhelpful and does not give the impression you perhaps imagine it does.
And his buddies in private equity have nothing to do with it.
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 13, 2025 at 11:11 PM
And his buddies in private equity have nothing to do with it.
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What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
You'd think a dude with all his "man" stuff in the background wouldn't be afraid of Charlotte of all places.
Rep. Pat Harrigan: "I have asked Josh Stein, our governor, to consider working with President Trump to allow the National Guard to come into Charlotte ... use the National Guard as a force multiplier and they can a lot of load off the Charlotte PD."
November 11, 2025 at 4:36 PM
You'd think a dude with all his "man" stuff in the background wouldn't be afraid of Charlotte of all places.
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Right, the answer isn't to abandon the party to these weasels.
The answer is to flood the party with people who will take it over and transform it.
The answer is to flood the party with people who will take it over and transform it.
Hey, a lot of people are talking about changing affiliation from Democratic to Independent.
Let me tell you why you shouldn’t do that in Colorado.
One of the main ways to get a primary challenge candidate on a ballot is to caucus for your party. You need to be registered as a Dem to caucus.
Let me tell you why you shouldn’t do that in Colorado.
One of the main ways to get a primary challenge candidate on a ballot is to caucus for your party. You need to be registered as a Dem to caucus.
November 10, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Right, the answer isn't to abandon the party to these weasels.
The answer is to flood the party with people who will take it over and transform it.
The answer is to flood the party with people who will take it over and transform it.
Well since it's down to 63 in my apartment, I guess I could turn the heat on for the season.
November 10, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Well since it's down to 63 in my apartment, I guess I could turn the heat on for the season.
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"PROMISE OF A VOTE ON HEALTHCARE"
November 9, 2025 at 11:46 PM
"PROMISE OF A VOTE ON HEALTHCARE"
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Cowards die many times before their deaths,
The valiant never taste of death but once.
The valiant never taste of death but once.
November 10, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Cowards die many times before their deaths,
The valiant never taste of death but once.
The valiant never taste of death but once.
For Pete's sake, why am I crying at this Downton Abbey movie😢
November 8, 2025 at 2:26 AM
For Pete's sake, why am I crying at this Downton Abbey movie😢
I don't think I ruined my workplace today. I have full faith that I can ruin it tomorrow!
November 7, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I don't think I ruined my workplace today. I have full faith that I can ruin it tomorrow!
Okay either it's my brain or a bordering city's siren is stuck.
November 5, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Okay either it's my brain or a bordering city's siren is stuck.
Damn, that was good.
Mamdani: So hear me, President Trump, when I say this: to get to any of us, you will have to get through all of us.
November 5, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Damn, that was good.
Between the sandwich guy trial, the klutzy boxing robots, and the sexy beast below, I was forced to use my inhaler this morning!
November 4, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Between the sandwich guy trial, the klutzy boxing robots, and the sexy beast below, I was forced to use my inhaler this morning!
These goons want us to take them seriously?
The defense team presses Lairmore on whether the sandwich really 'exploded.' They return to the photo of the sandwich and wrapper on the ground.
"That sandwich hasn't exploded at all, has it?" defense asks.
"It looks like a little bit is coming out towards the bottom," Lairmore replies.
"That sandwich hasn't exploded at all, has it?" defense asks.
"It looks like a little bit is coming out towards the bottom," Lairmore replies.
November 4, 2025 at 4:58 PM
These goons want us to take them seriously?