Bonnie the Derpatron
@bonniethederpatron.bsky.social
Derpy with a side of weird. Complicated and Passionate. Occasional streamer, still working full time currently. Chronic pain warrior. 🏳️🌈 Pansexual/ she/her 🏳️🌈
https://linktr.ee/bonniethederpatron
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I would love to follow people who also enjoy any of these things:
~Support human rights and bodily autonomy
~make any kind of art ~love video games
~read fantasy books (Bonus if there's smut)
~have an unhealthy love of mushrooms
~cute or spooky decor
~are LGBTQIA+ fam
~obsessed with Halloween
~Support human rights and bodily autonomy
~make any kind of art ~love video games
~read fantasy books (Bonus if there's smut)
~have an unhealthy love of mushrooms
~cute or spooky decor
~are LGBTQIA+ fam
~obsessed with Halloween
Alot of my gifts for my small circle of people will be handmade this year. Not only because I enjoy doing it, but also because I need to save money, and I've spent far too much on crafting supplies this year anyways. 😅
December 8, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Alot of my gifts for my small circle of people will be handmade this year. Not only because I enjoy doing it, but also because I need to save money, and I've spent far too much on crafting supplies this year anyways. 😅
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Tell me why after fighting for ages to get my prescription back and having daily headaches.... to finally getting my meds back.... and NOW THEY SAY IT NEEDS A NEW PRESCRIPTION. Wtf do you MEAN??? Everything should be brand new, it JUST GOT APPROVED. I've only gotten 1 bottle since the last fight. 😭
December 7, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Tell me why after fighting for ages to get my prescription back and having daily headaches.... to finally getting my meds back.... and NOW THEY SAY IT NEEDS A NEW PRESCRIPTION. Wtf do you MEAN??? Everything should be brand new, it JUST GOT APPROVED. I've only gotten 1 bottle since the last fight. 😭
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̶S̶a̶v̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶p̶r̶i̶n̶c̶e̶s̶s̶,̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶s̶l̶a̶y̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶d̶r̶a̶g̶o̶n̶.
Become the princess and get laid by the dragon.
Become the princess and get laid by the dragon.
December 7, 2025 at 1:19 AM
̶S̶a̶v̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶p̶r̶i̶n̶c̶e̶s̶s̶,̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶s̶l̶a̶y̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶d̶r̶a̶g̶o̶n̶.
Become the princess and get laid by the dragon.
Become the princess and get laid by the dragon.
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Doctor: STOP Googling everything
Me: STOP not having any answers
Me: STOP not having any answers
December 6, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Doctor: STOP Googling everything
Me: STOP not having any answers
Me: STOP not having any answers
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Waking up in pain when you did absolutely nothing yesterday is a special kind of hell.
December 4, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Waking up in pain when you did absolutely nothing yesterday is a special kind of hell.
Need this
December 3, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Need this
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![1. My friends (someone putting a ring on a woman)
2. Me (someone putting iv in hand]
mybodyistryingtokillme.com](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:dbzmdmsaz6lkhb4tv3culzme/bafkreifabqtvxk6skiwo6cnpksksirnevyo5zalodqkh4jih6ekfwoxi5y@jpeg)
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Unsurprisingly to anyone that knows me... Sleep Token is my top artist and several of my top songs and top albumn for the year. 😂 I am also really proud of the fact that I listened to 409 different genres this year.
December 3, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Unsurprisingly to anyone that knows me... Sleep Token is my top artist and several of my top songs and top albumn for the year. 😂 I am also really proud of the fact that I listened to 409 different genres this year.
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Fuck it. Rent’s too high. Moving to Laputa.
December 3, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Fuck it. Rent’s too high. Moving to Laputa.
People that leave staples in paperwork meant to be scanned deserve a special kind of torture.
December 2, 2025 at 1:56 PM
People that leave staples in paperwork meant to be scanned deserve a special kind of torture.
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#MarketingMonday
It's CyberMonday, so I'm having a single-day sale! You can get three books for $3 or just the sapphic cyberpunk one for 99¢
Links are at marinestjean.ca
#lesbianromance #sapphicromance #lesfic #sapphic #booksky🌈📚💙
#butchfemme #cyberpunk #cybermonday #queerbooks #lgbtqbooks
It's CyberMonday, so I'm having a single-day sale! You can get three books for $3 or just the sapphic cyberpunk one for 99¢
Links are at marinestjean.ca
#lesbianromance #sapphicromance #lesfic #sapphic #booksky🌈📚💙
#butchfemme #cyberpunk #cybermonday #queerbooks #lgbtqbooks
December 1, 2025 at 11:24 AM
#MarketingMonday
It's CyberMonday, so I'm having a single-day sale! You can get three books for $3 or just the sapphic cyberpunk one for 99¢
Links are at marinestjean.ca
#lesbianromance #sapphicromance #lesfic #sapphic #booksky🌈📚💙
#butchfemme #cyberpunk #cybermonday #queerbooks #lgbtqbooks
It's CyberMonday, so I'm having a single-day sale! You can get three books for $3 or just the sapphic cyberpunk one for 99¢
Links are at marinestjean.ca
#lesbianromance #sapphicromance #lesfic #sapphic #booksky🌈📚💙
#butchfemme #cyberpunk #cybermonday #queerbooks #lgbtqbooks
Fuuuuck mirrors today. 😩 Oof.
November 30, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Fuuuuck mirrors today. 😩 Oof.
Uuuuuuum..... You'd think a multi-million dollar corporation could maybe have their website work a little better. Wtf is this shit? I refreshed and it still looked like this. 😆 #netflix
November 30, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Uuuuuuum..... You'd think a multi-million dollar corporation could maybe have their website work a little better. Wtf is this shit? I refreshed and it still looked like this. 😆 #netflix
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November 28, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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My arthritis fucking sucks today. I know it's going to be a bad day when I wake up and my feet, ankles, wrists and fingers already hurt.
November 26, 2025 at 12:21 PM
My arthritis fucking sucks today. I know it's going to be a bad day when I wake up and my feet, ankles, wrists and fingers already hurt.
"Dont get married"
November 26, 2025 at 12:18 PM
"Dont get married"
Been listening to the Fallout soundtrack and it's tickling my brain in all the right spots today.
November 26, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Been listening to the Fallout soundtrack and it's tickling my brain in all the right spots today.
I will be participating in the back Friday/cyber Monday boycotts. As someone who is consistently broke it's hard to pass up good discounts on things I could use but, it's a small sacrifice in the larger scope of things, and something I'm actually capable of doing, unlike other forms of protesting.
November 25, 2025 at 12:41 PM
I will be participating in the back Friday/cyber Monday boycotts. As someone who is consistently broke it's hard to pass up good discounts on things I could use but, it's a small sacrifice in the larger scope of things, and something I'm actually capable of doing, unlike other forms of protesting.
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"I have to make #plans in 3 stages: preparing for the outing, the outing itself & the #recovery ..Having dinner, meeting up for drinks..Heck, just going to the grocery store takes its toll!": buff.ly/pjRLbCd
via @themightysite.bsky.social
#ChronicIllness #disability #spoonie
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#ChronicIllness #disability #spoonie
The 'Activity Hangover' I Experience Because of Chronic Illness
Can you relate?
buff.ly
November 25, 2025 at 7:30 AM
"I have to make #plans in 3 stages: preparing for the outing, the outing itself & the #recovery ..Having dinner, meeting up for drinks..Heck, just going to the grocery store takes its toll!": buff.ly/pjRLbCd
via @themightysite.bsky.social
#ChronicIllness #disability #spoonie
via @themightysite.bsky.social
#ChronicIllness #disability #spoonie
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