Mario
@bollofever.bsky.social
🎶 I only have bhole eyes, for youuuuuuuuuuuu🎶
Will also be available to ALL piratas
November 29, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Will also be available to ALL piratas
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I know no one in Miami probably gives af BUT FIU Football just won all their games in the month of November.
They’re bowl eligible.
7-5 this season. First winning season since 2018.
Mad props to their program and new coach 👏
#PawsUp
They’re bowl eligible.
7-5 this season. First winning season since 2018.
Mad props to their program and new coach 👏
#PawsUp
a cartoon cat wearing sunglasses is playing a saxophone on a stage
ALT: a cartoon cat wearing sunglasses is playing a saxophone on a stage
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I know no one in Miami probably gives af BUT FIU Football just won all their games in the month of November.
They’re bowl eligible.
7-5 this season. First winning season since 2018.
Mad props to their program and new coach 👏
#PawsUp
They’re bowl eligible.
7-5 this season. First winning season since 2018.
Mad props to their program and new coach 👏
#PawsUp
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Kyshawn George just knocked a Pacer down, scored and stared him down.
November 29, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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I love this form him.
Mark Cuban on losing to Miami in 2006 NBA Finals: “We should have won. Someone brought it up to me yesterday. They’re like, ‘Yeah, you think Dwyane Wade beat you?’ I’m like, ‘No, Bennett Salvatore beat us.’ For those who don’t know, he’s a ref. And I stand by that."
November 28, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I love this form him.
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This is me, except laying on collard greens and oxtail.
a man is standing in front of a pile of money that says ' a.m.c ' on it
Alt: Huell laying on beaucoup money sleepin good.
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 1:00 AM
This is me, except laying on collard greens and oxtail.
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Inarguably imo
Barry Sanders was better than Emmitt Smith.
I will not be taking questions.
I will not be taking questions.
November 27, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Inarguably imo
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Earth's most unlimited resource is Horny.
November 27, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Earth's most unlimited resource is Horny.
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
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I guess it’s a good thing we were so concerned about the right to speak our opinions being outlawed by a ruling class that we guaranteed it by making it the very first amendment in our Bill of Rights when we formed the country.
November 26, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I guess it’s a good thing we were so concerned about the right to speak our opinions being outlawed by a ruling class that we guaranteed it by making it the very first amendment in our Bill of Rights when we formed the country.
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The Miami Heat have won 6 straight games while missing their two best players for huge chunks of the year. Meanwhile this dude misplaced his joy again. :(
Jimmy Butler on the 10-10 Warriors: “We don’t box out. We don’t go with the scouting report. We let anybody do whatever they want - open shots, get into the paint, free throws. It’s just sad.”
November 27, 2025 at 12:01 PM
The Miami Heat have won 6 straight games while missing their two best players for huge chunks of the year. Meanwhile this dude misplaced his joy again. :(
😂😂😂😂😂
November 27, 2025 at 1:13 PM
😂😂😂😂😂
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Folks, my year is made
November 27, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Folks, my year is made
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
November 27, 2025 at 3:45 AM
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*beep*
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
*beep*
8-2 IN THE LAST 10
*beep*
800TH WIN FOR SPO
*beep*
TOP 5 IN THE LEAGUE
*beep*
Dan.....
*beep*
COCKY HEAT FAN.....
*beep*
IS BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
*beep*
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
*beep*
8-2 IN THE LAST 10
*beep*
800TH WIN FOR SPO
*beep*
TOP 5 IN THE LEAGUE
*beep*
Dan.....
*beep*
COCKY HEAT FAN.....
*beep*
IS BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
*beep*
November 27, 2025 at 3:21 AM
*beep*
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
*beep*
8-2 IN THE LAST 10
*beep*
800TH WIN FOR SPO
*beep*
TOP 5 IN THE LEAGUE
*beep*
Dan.....
*beep*
COCKY HEAT FAN.....
*beep*
IS BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
*beep*
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
*beep*
8-2 IN THE LAST 10
*beep*
800TH WIN FOR SPO
*beep*
TOP 5 IN THE LEAGUE
*beep*
Dan.....
*beep*
COCKY HEAT FAN.....
*beep*
IS BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
*beep*
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Did Royal Farms just call me he n-word?
November 26, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Did Royal Farms just call me he n-word?
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I only eat eggs Benepussy
November 26, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I only eat eggs Benepussy
Ah, the Wizards. Where players go to collect a check and never be relevant again
C.J. McCollum tied the Wizards’ franchise record for most 3-pointers made in a game, matching Trevor Ariza’s 10 triples on Feb. 12, 2014...
(via @statitudes.com)
#NBA
(via @statitudes.com)
#NBA
November 26, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Ah, the Wizards. Where players go to collect a check and never be relevant again
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Mmmmmm… delicious.
Yeah, I said it.
Yeah, I said it.
November 25, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Mmmmmm… delicious.
Yeah, I said it.
Yeah, I said it.
I want this for us so bad
Breaking:
BRASILIA, Brazil (AP) — Brazil's former President Jair Bolsonaro begins serving 27-year prison sentence.
BRASILIA, Brazil (AP) — Brazil's former President Jair Bolsonaro begins serving 27-year prison sentence.
November 25, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I want this for us so bad
Nothing beats a warm, fresh cream pie
NOTHING
NOTHING
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Nothing beats a warm, fresh cream pie
NOTHING
NOTHING
This administration really is Bizarro The Office
🚨BREAKING: The FBI has requested interviews with a group of Democratic lawmakers who reminded U.S. military and intelligence service members in a video last week that they are obligated to refuse illegal orders. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
FBI Investigating Dems Who Warned Military of Unlawful Orders
Read more here.
www.democracydocket.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:16 PM
This administration really is Bizarro The Office
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A healthcare system where we hope someone wants our autograph
James Van Der Beek is selling autographed and unsigned 'Varsity Blues' jerseys to raise money for his cancer treatment and to support for other families: 'Endlessly grateful for all of you.'
James Van Der Beek dons 'Varsity Blues' jersey to raise money for cancer treatment: 'Endlessly grateful for all of you'
James Van Der Beek is selling autographed and unsigned 'Varsity Blues' jerseys to raise money for his cancer treatment and to support for other families: 'Endlessly grateful for all of you.'
bit.ly
November 25, 2025 at 5:34 PM
A healthcare system where we hope someone wants our autograph