blitzen13 🇨🇦
@blitzen13.bsky.social
Canadian, corporate wage slave, social activist. Punk, drunk, connoisseur of the written word and fine cheese everywhere.
Double tap? Is that what we're calling murdering helpless survivors clinging to burning wreckage now? Can we maybe not reduce a fucking war crime to a pithy euphemism?
December 2, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Double tap? Is that what we're calling murdering helpless survivors clinging to burning wreckage now? Can we maybe not reduce a fucking war crime to a pithy euphemism?
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen
Iggy Pop
Motorhead
Lyle Lovett
L7
Spirit of the West
Iggy Pop
Motorhead
Lyle Lovett
L7
Spirit of the West
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
Tragically Hip at the student union cafeteria
Big Sugar at Barrymore's in Ottawa
REM farewell tour
Blue Rodeo (a few times)
Alanis Morissette at Sommo Fest this summer
Tragically Hip at the student union cafeteria
Big Sugar at Barrymore's in Ottawa
REM farewell tour
Blue Rodeo (a few times)
Alanis Morissette at Sommo Fest this summer
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
Wanda Jackson in a dive bar
Mary J. Blige & Nas together
Aretha Franklin
Lauryn Hill (she showed up over an hour late, performed for 45 mins 😒)
Grandmaster Flash
Wanda Jackson in a dive bar
Mary J. Blige & Nas together
Aretha Franklin
Lauryn Hill (she showed up over an hour late, performed for 45 mins 😒)
Grandmaster Flash
November 28, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen
Iggy Pop
Motorhead
Lyle Lovett
L7
Spirit of the West
Iggy Pop
Motorhead
Lyle Lovett
L7
Spirit of the West
Happy We Stole Your Land, Here Have Some Blankets Day to my American friends who celebrate. Enjoy your ritual turkey slaughter!
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Happy We Stole Your Land, Here Have Some Blankets Day to my American friends who celebrate. Enjoy your ritual turkey slaughter!
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I was just thinking about contributing to the "charity" Feeding America. Until I discovered that the salary for its CEO, Claire Babineaux-Fontenot, was approximately $949,866 in 2024, with her total compensation being $1,113,502. Apparently, feeding America isn't her top priority.
November 26, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I was just thinking about contributing to the "charity" Feeding America. Until I discovered that the salary for its CEO, Claire Babineaux-Fontenot, was approximately $949,866 in 2024, with her total compensation being $1,113,502. Apparently, feeding America isn't her top priority.
My cat just had a spectacular "I meant to do that" fall, and I am definitely not laughing at her. 🤭
November 21, 2025 at 11:27 PM
My cat just had a spectacular "I meant to do that" fall, and I am definitely not laughing at her. 🤭
If you don't open a fortune cookie the day you get it, does that void the fortune? Or does it carry over? 🤔
November 21, 2025 at 7:09 PM
If you don't open a fortune cookie the day you get it, does that void the fortune? Or does it carry over? 🤔
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Grey Cup Champions
November 17, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Grey Cup Champions
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I bet Putin is laughing his ass off right now.
November 16, 2025 at 6:32 AM
I bet Putin is laughing his ass off right now.
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🏆VANCOUVER RISE WIN THE NSL
The Vancouver Rise defeat AFC Toronto 2–1 to win the first NSL title. Holly Ward plays the hero the a late winning goal.
It's Vancouver's first major pro sports championship since the BC Lions won the 2011 Grey Cup.
The Vancouver Rise defeat AFC Toronto 2–1 to win the first NSL title. Holly Ward plays the hero the a late winning goal.
It's Vancouver's first major pro sports championship since the BC Lions won the 2011 Grey Cup.
November 15, 2025 at 9:51 PM
🏆VANCOUVER RISE WIN THE NSL
The Vancouver Rise defeat AFC Toronto 2–1 to win the first NSL title. Holly Ward plays the hero the a late winning goal.
It's Vancouver's first major pro sports championship since the BC Lions won the 2011 Grey Cup.
The Vancouver Rise defeat AFC Toronto 2–1 to win the first NSL title. Holly Ward plays the hero the a late winning goal.
It's Vancouver's first major pro sports championship since the BC Lions won the 2011 Grey Cup.
How is the Great New York Exodus going, btw? Any stats on how many anti-Mamdani pearl clutchers have actually left the city so far? Are there apartments available? 😄
November 15, 2025 at 4:34 PM
How is the Great New York Exodus going, btw? Any stats on how many anti-Mamdani pearl clutchers have actually left the city so far? Are there apartments available? 😄
I can't stop watching this one. The purity of the puppy eyes at the end. 😭 In a world where almost everything is terrible, this is medicine for the soul. 💜
This is Archie. He's deaf and doesn't hear when his humans get home. Luckily, his little brother Frankie lets him know with a gentle nudge to make sure he doesn't miss the moment. 14/10 for both (TT: melissamilne)
November 14, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I can't stop watching this one. The purity of the puppy eyes at the end. 😭 In a world where almost everything is terrible, this is medicine for the soul. 💜
So they have now pivoted to "Having sex with 15-year-olds is OK now, actually."? 🤮
November 13, 2025 at 7:34 PM
So they have now pivoted to "Having sex with 15-year-olds is OK now, actually."? 🤮
I am reading an old cookbook about popcorn, and some of these recipes are insane: "Cut bananas into halves, scoop out the centres, & fill with popcorn after it is ground, and serve on lettuce with mayonnaise dressing." 😬 /1
November 12, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I am reading an old cookbook about popcorn, and some of these recipes are insane: "Cut bananas into halves, scoop out the centres, & fill with popcorn after it is ground, and serve on lettuce with mayonnaise dressing." 😬 /1
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I know that Flanders Fields is canon but nothing for me captures the futility, horror and rage of what we're remembering today like Wilfred Owen's Dulce et Decorum Est.
youtu.be/qB4cdRgIcB8?...
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Dulce Et Decorum Est by Wilfred Owen: Read by Christopher Eccleston | Remembering World War 1 | C4
YouTube video by Channel 4 Documentaries
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November 11, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I know that Flanders Fields is canon but nothing for me captures the futility, horror and rage of what we're remembering today like Wilfred Owen's Dulce et Decorum Est.
youtu.be/qB4cdRgIcB8?...
youtu.be/qB4cdRgIcB8?...
I am periodically asked to confirm my mother's Goals of Care with the nursing team at her assisted living home. It always feels a bit weird to remember that I literally have the power of life or death over her. It can be a difficult conversation to have with a parent, but I encourage you to do it.
November 11, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I am periodically asked to confirm my mother's Goals of Care with the nursing team at her assisted living home. It always feels a bit weird to remember that I literally have the power of life or death over her. It can be a difficult conversation to have with a parent, but I encourage you to do it.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning
We will remember them.
We will remember them.
November 11, 2025 at 6:01 PM
At the going down of the sun and in the morning
We will remember them.
We will remember them.
On this day, when politicians love to trot out the last few remaining WWII veterans for their ceremonies, it is more important than ever to remember what they were fighting for, and what they were trying to prevent. We must all fight against the resurgence of Nazism and fascism. #RemembranceDay
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
On this day, when politicians love to trot out the last few remaining WWII veterans for their ceremonies, it is more important than ever to remember what they were fighting for, and what they were trying to prevent. We must all fight against the resurgence of Nazism and fascism. #RemembranceDay
Do Americans refer to their cities by their airport codes like we do here in Canada? YYZ, YEG, YYC...
November 11, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Do Americans refer to their cities by their airport codes like we do here in Canada? YYZ, YEG, YYC...
Meanwhile, in Canada...
November 9, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Meanwhile, in Canada...
