Ted Maul
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skimming stones across an ocean of piss
Liverpool Main Stand ST
Liverpool Main Stand ST
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The entirety of British politics now just consists of all parties from across the political spectrum making increasingly deranged statements about how and why they are going to deport people
The Conservative party’s policy also includes stripping people of their British citizenship when they are found guilty of a crime ⬇️
All criminals with dual nationality must be deported, say Tories
The Conservative party’s policy also includes stripping people of their British citizenship when they are found guilty of a crime
www.thetimes.com
December 8, 2025 at 10:40 PM
The entirety of British politics now just consists of all parties from across the political spectrum making increasingly deranged statements about how and why they are going to deport people
Babe, wake up, new stretch target just dropped
December 7, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Babe, wake up, new stretch target just dropped
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in the movies this is the screensaver on the computers at the world’s most evil company
December 5, 2025 at 7:03 PM
in the movies this is the screensaver on the computers at the world’s most evil company
Imagine thinking the almost hourly revelations about how big a cunt Nigel Farage is will do anything other than make all the cunts who hang on his every word cheer even louder.
December 5, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Imagine thinking the almost hourly revelations about how big a cunt Nigel Farage is will do anything other than make all the cunts who hang on his every word cheer even louder.
Not nearly enough scrutiny on Melanie Dawes as an enabler of extremism with her laissez-faire approach to GB News. Just doesn't give a fuck.
December 4, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Not nearly enough scrutiny on Melanie Dawes as an enabler of extremism with her laissez-faire approach to GB News. Just doesn't give a fuck.
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Trump dozes while Marco Rubio speaks to him directly next to him. Just insane optics.
December 2, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Trump dozes while Marco Rubio speaks to him directly next to him. Just insane optics.
New York gets Zohran and we get Zara. Of course we do.
Zarah Sultana apparently wants to nationalise the entire economy including the Internet.
December 2, 2025 at 8:39 AM
New York gets Zohran and we get Zara. Of course we do.
Arsenal going through the full repertoire of songs they've nicked from Liverpool. Oddballs.
November 30, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Arsenal going through the full repertoire of songs they've nicked from Liverpool. Oddballs.
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It is importantly to remember that those of us to the left of the Labour Party absolutely must always fight to the death with people who agree with us on 95% of all issues. Why fight Reform and the Tories when you can throw shit at people who have almost identical views.
November 29, 2025 at 9:42 PM
It is importantly to remember that those of us to the left of the Labour Party absolutely must always fight to the death with people who agree with us on 95% of all issues. Why fight Reform and the Tories when you can throw shit at people who have almost identical views.
This performative fucking nonsense, man. I cannot.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Government to ban asylum seekers from using taxis
The ban is set to come in February and any exemptions will have to be signed off by the Home Office.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 29, 2025 at 2:29 PM
This performative fucking nonsense, man. I cannot.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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BACK IN STOCK: 'Blue Valentine' by Tom Waits
It's around that time of year I listen to 'Christmas Card From a Hooker in Minneapolis' every other day...
www.normanrecords.com/records/1692...
It's around that time of year I listen to 'Christmas Card From a Hooker in Minneapolis' every other day...
www.normanrecords.com/records/1692...
November 28, 2025 at 11:42 AM
BACK IN STOCK: 'Blue Valentine' by Tom Waits
It's around that time of year I listen to 'Christmas Card From a Hooker in Minneapolis' every other day...
www.normanrecords.com/records/1692...
It's around that time of year I listen to 'Christmas Card From a Hooker in Minneapolis' every other day...
www.normanrecords.com/records/1692...
We have descended into an island of nasty little shites
November 27, 2025 at 9:24 PM
We have descended into an island of nasty little shites
My immediate reaction to this is Milos Kerkez has had a rough start but I broadly agree with the post. Then I clocked the subheading.
This is mad.
Obviously it was a massive error.
But Richard Hughes resigning would be a huge over-response.
on.ft.com/485r0Yd OBR chair under pressure over early release of Budget analysis
Obviously it was a massive error.
But Richard Hughes resigning would be a huge over-response.
on.ft.com/485r0Yd OBR chair under pressure over early release of Budget analysis
OBR chair under pressure over early release of Budget analysis
Senior Labour MP calls for UK’s fiscal watchdog chair Richard Hughes to ‘consider his position’
on.ft.com
November 27, 2025 at 6:32 PM
My immediate reaction to this is Milos Kerkez has had a rough start but I broadly agree with the post. Then I clocked the subheading.
Where are the other mainstream (BBC?) voice pointing out the basic sums that immigration = increased exchequer revenues? Throws a spotlight on how fucked news print media is and increasingly, the state broadcaster deliberately or by accidental omission just never raises it.
- A 100,000 drop in net migration costs us £7bn
- Scrapping the two-child benefit cap costs us £3bn
What gets more attention?
James O’Brien says 'we have become a ludicrous country'.
- Scrapping the two-child benefit cap costs us £3bn
What gets more attention?
James O’Brien says 'we have become a ludicrous country'.
November 27, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Where are the other mainstream (BBC?) voice pointing out the basic sums that immigration = increased exchequer revenues? Throws a spotlight on how fucked news print media is and increasingly, the state broadcaster deliberately or by accidental omission just never raises it.
Difficult to see how Slot survives this. Some of what’s going on is not on him but enough is that I think we’re going to see moves soon.
November 26, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Difficult to see how Slot survives this. Some of what’s going on is not on him but enough is that I think we’re going to see moves soon.
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Arne Slot is a league-winning Liverpool manager, one of only two in the last 35 years, and deserves every respect. However, I'm not sure he can or should survive this. Nine defeats in 12 and seven goals conceded in the last two at Anfield. This squad is so much better than that.
November 26, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Arne Slot is a league-winning Liverpool manager, one of only two in the last 35 years, and deserves every respect. However, I'm not sure he can or should survive this. Nine defeats in 12 and seven goals conceded in the last two at Anfield. This squad is so much better than that.
Christ did Joe Gomez play bongos on Slot's head in preseason?
Liverpool: Mamardashvili; Jones, Konate, Van Dijk, Kerkez; Gravenberch, Mac Allister; Salah, Szoboszlai, Gakpo; Ekitike.
Subs: Woodman, Miscuir, Gomez, Endo, Isak, Gomez, Chiesa, Robertson, Nyoni, Ngumoha.
No Alisson, he's unwell.
www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/footba...
Subs: Woodman, Miscuir, Gomez, Endo, Isak, Gomez, Chiesa, Robertson, Nyoni, Ngumoha.
No Alisson, he's unwell.
www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/footba...
Liverpool vs PSV LIVE - goals, score, commentary stream
Liverpool welcome PSV Eindhoven to Anfield for Wednesday night's Champions League clash after winning three of their four matches so far in this season's competition
www.liverpoolecho.co.uk
November 26, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Christ did Joe Gomez play bongos on Slot's head in preseason?
Same anticipation for tonight's game
November 26, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Same anticipation for tonight's game
Was it *last week* she described thing that hadn't yet happened in the past tense? I honestly can't keep up.
November 26, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Was it *last week* she described thing that hadn't yet happened in the past tense? I honestly can't keep up.
Mental
Cash ISA limit cut to £12,000 as expected - though only for under 65s! A new bias in the tax system towards pensioners is introduced....
November 26, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Mental
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Damning line from the OBR this: "We have assessed that none of the policy measures in this Budget have a sufficiently material impact to justify adjusting our post-measures potential output forecast."
Ie it's a budget which does nothing new for growth.
Ie it's a budget which does nothing new for growth.
November 26, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Damning line from the OBR this: "We have assessed that none of the policy measures in this Budget have a sufficiently material impact to justify adjusting our post-measures potential output forecast."
Ie it's a budget which does nothing new for growth.
Ie it's a budget which does nothing new for growth.
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Absolutely, but just for EVs while freezing fuel duty is a massive step backwards.
November 26, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Absolutely, but just for EVs while freezing fuel duty is a massive step backwards.
Really enjoying my first day in the OBR press office. Hoping to make a great first impression.
November 26, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Really enjoying my first day in the OBR press office. Hoping to make a great first impression.