Blakimus Maximus
@blakimusmaximus.bsky.social
Single exmo gay who really likes movies. 🏳️🌈
A TikTok refugee hoping to find his new social media home on Bluesky.
📍SLC
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(Oh, and DM me for my 18+ alt, ya filthy animais 😈)
A TikTok refugee hoping to find his new social media home on Bluesky.
📍SLC
blakimusmaximus on Insta
(Oh, and DM me for my 18+ alt, ya filthy animais 😈)
I hate gay Halloween because what do you mean you're Nomi Malone Leaving Vegas at the End of Showgirls?
November 1, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I hate gay Halloween because what do you mean you're Nomi Malone Leaving Vegas at the End of Showgirls?
okay, we got Kimmel back on the air. Cool.
Now where the fuck did 1800 people go?
Now where the fuck did 1800 people go?
i am seriously begging democrats to bring the same smoke to this story that they brought to jimmy kimmel being indefinitely suspended
More than 1800 detainees are missing after the closure of Alligator Alcatraz. Their families and lawyers can’t find them and they’ve vanished from the ICE database. Feels like this should be a much bigger story www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...
September 23, 2025 at 7:37 PM
okay, we got Kimmel back on the air. Cool.
Now where the fuck did 1800 people go?
Now where the fuck did 1800 people go?
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Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough
September 17, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough
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No place for political violence in this country? My brother in Christ, this country was built on, and continues to run on political violence.
September 11, 2025 at 5:20 AM
No place for political violence in this country? My brother in Christ, this country was built on, and continues to run on political violence.
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Charlie Kirk was shot while speaking at an event in Orem, Utah.
Something has to be done about the violence in these large blue cities in blue states like Orem, Utah.
Something has to be done about the violence in these large blue cities in blue states like Orem, Utah.
September 10, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Charlie Kirk was shot while speaking at an event in Orem, Utah.
Something has to be done about the violence in these large blue cities in blue states like Orem, Utah.
Something has to be done about the violence in these large blue cities in blue states like Orem, Utah.
Charlie Kirk is, in many ways, partly responsibly for creating a world where this kind of violence is commonplace.
He fed extremism and has engaged in stochastic terrorism so he could be wealthy and powerful.
It's hard to have sympathy for him right now.
He fed extremism and has engaged in stochastic terrorism so he could be wealthy and powerful.
It's hard to have sympathy for him right now.
September 10, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Charlie Kirk is, in many ways, partly responsibly for creating a world where this kind of violence is commonplace.
He fed extremism and has engaged in stochastic terrorism so he could be wealthy and powerful.
It's hard to have sympathy for him right now.
He fed extremism and has engaged in stochastic terrorism so he could be wealthy and powerful.
It's hard to have sympathy for him right now.
I do not advocate for, nor am I pleased to see harm to come to *anyone*
but *perhaps* this is what happens when you ghoulishly treat someone's penis-substitute toy as more important than innocent lives.
but *perhaps* this is what happens when you ghoulishly treat someone's penis-substitute toy as more important than innocent lives.
"I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights" - Charlie Kirk, 2023
www.mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk...
www.mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk...
September 10, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I do not advocate for, nor am I pleased to see harm to come to *anyone*
but *perhaps* this is what happens when you ghoulishly treat someone's penis-substitute toy as more important than innocent lives.
but *perhaps* this is what happens when you ghoulishly treat someone's penis-substitute toy as more important than innocent lives.
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Is it too soon to talk about gun control now?
September 10, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Is it too soon to talk about gun control now?
if your Republican Senator or House rep tries to win re-election on "fiscal responsibility" you know what to do
July 3, 2025 at 7:51 PM
if your Republican Senator or House rep tries to win re-election on "fiscal responsibility" you know what to do
The tragedy of Brian Wilson is we will never know what his mind - ravaged by mental illness, abuse, and self-medication - was truly capable of, and far too many fail to see his once-in-a-lifetime talent beyond the beach surf pop.
so, here - listen and learn.
open.spotify.com/playlist/0Gg...
so, here - listen and learn.
open.spotify.com/playlist/0Gg...
Brian Wilson Loves You
Playlist · Blake London · 10 items
open.spotify.com
June 12, 2025 at 12:23 AM
The tragedy of Brian Wilson is we will never know what his mind - ravaged by mental illness, abuse, and self-medication - was truly capable of, and far too many fail to see his once-in-a-lifetime talent beyond the beach surf pop.
so, here - listen and learn.
open.spotify.com/playlist/0Gg...
so, here - listen and learn.
open.spotify.com/playlist/0Gg...
I've decided Benson Boone, whether he knows it or not, is trying so hard to be the straight @zeemachine.bsky.social . . .
. . . he's not succeeding.
. . . he's not succeeding.
May 5, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I've decided Benson Boone, whether he knows it or not, is trying so hard to be the straight @zeemachine.bsky.social . . .
. . . he's not succeeding.
. . . he's not succeeding.
stupor of thought, indeed #midcenturymodern
April 24, 2025 at 10:38 PM
stupor of thought, indeed #midcenturymodern
I too would probably want out of this existence after meeting JD Vance.
(in all seriousness, as a never-Catholic agnostic, I always liked Pope Francis. RIP)
(in all seriousness, as a never-Catholic agnostic, I always liked Pope Francis. RIP)
April 21, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I too would probably want out of this existence after meeting JD Vance.
(in all seriousness, as a never-Catholic agnostic, I always liked Pope Francis. RIP)
(in all seriousness, as a never-Catholic agnostic, I always liked Pope Francis. RIP)
It is unconstitutional for the executive branch to ignore the rulings of the judiciary. It is unconstitutional for the executive branch to ignore the rulings of the judiciary. It is unconstitutional for the executive branch to ignore the rulings of the judiciary. It is unconstitutional for the . . .
April 14, 2025 at 10:00 PM
It is unconstitutional for the executive branch to ignore the rulings of the judiciary. It is unconstitutional for the executive branch to ignore the rulings of the judiciary. It is unconstitutional for the executive branch to ignore the rulings of the judiciary. It is unconstitutional for the . . .
uh . . . the fuck I am
March 4, 2025 at 5:49 PM
uh . . . the fuck I am
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Demi Moore losing to Mikey Madison should be a post-credits scene to The Substance.
March 3, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Demi Moore losing to Mikey Madison should be a post-credits scene to The Substance.
Justice for Demi!
FURIOUS
FURIOUS
March 3, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Justice for Demi!
FURIOUS
FURIOUS
WHAT THE FUCK HULU!
March 3, 2025 at 3:40 AM
WHAT THE FUCK HULU!
Sean Baker advocating for the movie-going experience has my heart
March 3, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Sean Baker advocating for the movie-going experience has my heart
I wanted Adrian to kiss Cillian like he did Halle the first time he won.
March 3, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I wanted Adrian to kiss Cillian like he did Halle the first time he won.
where was Michelle Trachtenberg in the In Memoriam?
March 3, 2025 at 2:46 AM
where was Michelle Trachtenberg in the In Memoriam?
I refuse to be angry at Zoe Saldaña winning Best Supporting Actress.
Game recognizes game: gurl put her whole ass in that project and gave it 1000%.
Game recognizes game: gurl put her whole ass in that project and gave it 1000%.
March 3, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I refuse to be angry at Zoe Saldaña winning Best Supporting Actress.
Game recognizes game: gurl put her whole ass in that project and gave it 1000%.
Game recognizes game: gurl put her whole ass in that project and gave it 1000%.
Travis Kelce thinking it'd be "pretty cool" that President R@pist-Felon came to the Super Bowl is the only reason I care this team is getting their ass handed to them.
February 10, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Travis Kelce thinking it'd be "pretty cool" that President R@pist-Felon came to the Super Bowl is the only reason I care this team is getting their ass handed to them.
My boss today asked if I "wanted" a particular work task, and if I didn't care about being fired, I would have told him:
"Buddy, there is only one thing I truly want . . .
"Buddy, there is only one thing I truly want . . .
February 5, 2025 at 1:20 AM
My boss today asked if I "wanted" a particular work task, and if I didn't care about being fired, I would have told him:
"Buddy, there is only one thing I truly want . . .
"Buddy, there is only one thing I truly want . . .
The 12 films I saw during the #sundancefilmfestival ranked:
12. Zodiac Killer Project
11. By Design
10. Heightened Scrutiny
9. Life After
8. Sauna
7. Mr. Nobody Against Putin
6. Predators
5. Rains Over Babel
4. Plainclothes
3. Sorry, Baby
2. Kiss of the Spider Woman
1. Twinless
I recommend 1 to 9.
12. Zodiac Killer Project
11. By Design
10. Heightened Scrutiny
9. Life After
8. Sauna
7. Mr. Nobody Against Putin
6. Predators
5. Rains Over Babel
4. Plainclothes
3. Sorry, Baby
2. Kiss of the Spider Woman
1. Twinless
I recommend 1 to 9.
February 3, 2025 at 7:25 PM
The 12 films I saw during the #sundancefilmfestival ranked:
12. Zodiac Killer Project
11. By Design
10. Heightened Scrutiny
9. Life After
8. Sauna
7. Mr. Nobody Against Putin
6. Predators
5. Rains Over Babel
4. Plainclothes
3. Sorry, Baby
2. Kiss of the Spider Woman
1. Twinless
I recommend 1 to 9.
12. Zodiac Killer Project
11. By Design
10. Heightened Scrutiny
9. Life After
8. Sauna
7. Mr. Nobody Against Putin
6. Predators
5. Rains Over Babel
4. Plainclothes
3. Sorry, Baby
2. Kiss of the Spider Woman
1. Twinless
I recommend 1 to 9.