Wet Hot American Bummer
@blacktieknifefight.bsky.social
Fix your hearts or die.
If I'm mean to you it's either because you're an asshole or an idiot.
If I'm mean to you it's either because you're an asshole or an idiot.
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Everyone on this website is wrong about pies.
Strawberry Rhubarb is the objective best pie.
Strawberry Rhubarb is the objective best pie.
These people are thin-skinned babies more concerned with being politely awful and detrimental to the world than actually learning anything.
Always liked Parker, so this nastiness is rather disappointing.
I’ll always defend trans rights as I have all my career. But I also believe in the First Amendment’s protecting people being wrong.
And that’s where my engagement will respectfully end for the day.
I’ll always defend trans rights as I have all my career. But I also believe in the First Amendment’s protecting people being wrong.
And that’s where my engagement will respectfully end for the day.
Here's what this is actually about, dumbass
December 1, 2025 at 10:59 PM
These people are thin-skinned babies more concerned with being politely awful and detrimental to the world than actually learning anything.
Everyone is an idiot now.
Tomorrow Grimes will DJ a livestream of immortality influencer Bryan Johnson tripping on shrooms to determine its effect on longevity. Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too.
Grimes DJing Immortality Influencer's Shroom Trip With Special Guest Mr. Beast
Grimes is a fan of Bryan Johnson, the multimillionaire and immortality influencer who spends his time trying to fight death. He is perhaps best known for undergoing plasma transfusions with donations ...
stereogum.com
December 1, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Everyone is an idiot now.
Batman Arkham Shadows is a stealth fitness game because you are constantly punching the shit out of dudes.
November 30, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Batman Arkham Shadows is a stealth fitness game because you are constantly punching the shit out of dudes.
Pete Hegseth should get the death penalty.
November 28, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Pete Hegseth should get the death penalty.
If this were true than any country that Americans have migrated to would see an explosion in mass shootings and a precipitous drop in intellect.
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 4:26 PM
If this were true than any country that Americans have migrated to would see an explosion in mass shootings and a precipitous drop in intellect.
Brianna Wu is racist gutter trash desperately clinging to relevance.
"I didn't change, the left did" is a crazy thing to say when you're posting clash of civilizations garbage
November 28, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Brianna Wu is racist gutter trash desperately clinging to relevance.
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thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
thinking of her today
She's willingly working with racist pedophiles, so forgive me if I don't give a flying fuck.
November 27, 2025 at 10:36 PM
She's willingly working with racist pedophiles, so forgive me if I don't give a flying fuck.
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He was cranking it while writing this email.
November 27, 2025 at 9:55 PM
He was cranking it while writing this email.
Without fail, the people saying shit like this don't have real jobs.
While work-life balance may give you a sense of happiness and fulfillment, it isn’t always realistic, says Walmart executive vice president and chief people officer Donna Morris.
Walmart exec: ‘I’ve never believed in the term work-life balance’—this is the mantra that made her highly successful instead
Many professionals see work-life balance as a non-negotiable. Walmart CPO Donna Morris says people should practice work-life integration instead. Here's why.
cnb.cx
November 27, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Without fail, the people saying shit like this don't have real jobs.
Is this platform still against pedophilia or have they finally accepted it?
November 27, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Is this platform still against pedophilia or have they finally accepted it?
The only people who think this is true are people who never talk to anyone in person.
this is a bluesky bubble opinion. 800M+ people use chatgpt every week. I hate Facebook and Instagram and I wish they didn’t exist, but 3B and 2B people use them every month, respectively. it’s very hard to picture a mass or even a niche left backlash against them
i think tech and ai positive people are going to be in for a big shock when anti tech and anti ai sentiment becomes a major part of leftwing politics going forward especially as datacenters continue to destroy communities and raise electricity bills
November 27, 2025 at 12:34 AM
The only people who think this is true are people who never talk to anyone in person.
"This is an AI video and I am not bald."
viviek ramaswamy is running a campaign for governor so bad that his supporters think videos of him talking about his beliefs are ai videos
November 27, 2025 at 12:33 AM
"This is an AI video and I am not bald."
I'm shocked that the sister-raping piece of shit is not better at business.
OpenAI Is Just $200 Billion Away From Still Losing Money, HSBC Says https://gizmodo.com/openai-is-just-200-billion-away-from-still-losing-money-hsbc-says-2000692299
OpenAI Is Just $200 Billion Away From Still Losing Money, HSBC Says
Just one more funding round, bro, I swear just one more funding round will fix it.
gizmodo.com
November 26, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I'm shocked that the sister-raping piece of shit is not better at business.
The dogshit "engineers" that rely on AI are going to be in for a rude awakening when the bubble bursts.
Wow 80% bad-faith responses, and people lecturing the creator of Flask here and the creator of Django/datasette in the comments on why AI is useless for software engineering...
Is this platform still massively against AI or has it moved more towards acceptance?
November 26, 2025 at 9:40 PM
The dogshit "engineers" that rely on AI are going to be in for a rude awakening when the bubble bursts.
Garbage school run by losers.
BREAKING from New York Times: Northwestern is nearing a $75 million deal with the Trump administration to free up federal funding and close out ongoing antisemitism investigations
The find would be the second largest after Columbia's $200m payment www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
The find would be the second largest after Columbia's $200m payment www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
Northwestern University Nears Deal to Resolve Its Conflict With the White House
www.nytimes.com
November 26, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Garbage school run by losers.
No wonder she lost. She's a goddamn moron.
he was always going to do what he did no matter how biden treated him because his only essential political belief is that his daughter should be his son
Kamala Harris says Biden should've invited Elon Musk to the White House in 2021
The former VP writes in her new book that Musk set off her "spidey senses" long before his MAGA pivot in 2024.
www.businessinsider.com
November 26, 2025 at 9:31 PM
No wonder she lost. She's a goddamn moron.
I hate everything.
November 26, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I hate everything.
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Woah hang on. He's actually spitting here.
November 25, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Woah hang on. He's actually spitting here.
"You'll never own a house because you buy too much shit you don't need, you dumb, broke asshole; but also buy a new phone every year or the economy is fucked."
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 26, 2025 at 2:25 AM
"You'll never own a house because you buy too much shit you don't need, you dumb, broke asshole; but also buy a new phone every year or the economy is fucked."
Congresspeople shouldn't be held responsible for the antisemitic, racist trash they hire and surround themselves with.
my “does not love hitler” flyer has a lot of people asking questions already answered by my flyer
h/t @timmyfacciola.bsky.social on the other site
h/t @timmyfacciola.bsky.social on the other site
November 26, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Congresspeople shouldn't be held responsible for the antisemitic, racist trash they hire and surround themselves with.
Republicans are serial killers.
Exclusive: Republicans plan to challenge vehicle-safety mandates, such as automatic emergency braking and alarms that remind drivers a child is in the back seat.
Senate Committee to Challenge Auto-Safety Mandates That Hurt ‘Affordability’
Republicans are questioning the value of some features, such as automatic braking and rear-seat reminders.
on.wsj.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Republicans are serial killers.
Are "journalists" conscious?
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Are "journalists" conscious?
Can we prescribe you a pill that makes you shut the fuck up?
November 26, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Can we prescribe you a pill that makes you shut the fuck up?