Brandon⚡️
@bgalligan.bsky.social
“Be curious, not judgmental.” The real life blend of Jim Halpert, Nick Miller, and Andy Dwyer. Buffalo guy who loves sports, food, and movies. Go Bills.
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i know it doesn’t feel like this to bills fans but this is a comprehensive beatdown. belt to ass in all phases of the game
December 1, 2025 at 12:07 AM
i know it doesn’t feel like this to bills fans but this is a comprehensive beatdown. belt to ass in all phases of the game
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The old man is not okay.
Reporter: Governor Walz called for the release of your MRI results
Trump: They were perfect like my phone call where I got impeached.
Reporter: Can you tell us what they were looking at?
Trump: I have no idea. It was just an MRI. It wasn’t the brain because I took a cognitive test and aced it.
Trump: They were perfect like my phone call where I got impeached.
Reporter: Can you tell us what they were looking at?
Trump: I have no idea. It was just an MRI. It wasn’t the brain because I took a cognitive test and aced it.
November 30, 2025 at 11:43 PM
The old man is not okay.
This 2nd half Bills team is the team I think we’ve wanted to see for the last few weeks.
December 1, 2025 at 12:03 AM
This 2nd half Bills team is the team I think we’ve wanted to see for the last few weeks.
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November 30, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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Watching this game:
a cartoon man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair and saying `` i 'm not happy bob '' .
ALT: a cartoon man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair and saying `` i 'm not happy bob '' .
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Watching this game:
Well shit. That’s just a bad pass.
November 30, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Well shit. That’s just a bad pass.
JOE BRADY IF YOU THROW ONE MORE PASS BEHIND THE LINE AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL TP YOUR HOUSE.
November 30, 2025 at 9:28 PM
JOE BRADY IF YOU THROW ONE MORE PASS BEHIND THE LINE AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL TP YOUR HOUSE.
Stranger Things Season Five is pretty sick so far. That final shot (and last 20 minutes) of episode four is pure cinema.
November 28, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Stranger Things Season Five is pretty sick so far. That final shot (and last 20 minutes) of episode four is pure cinema.
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During this season of giving, let’s do what we can to give back to the communities that have given us so much. From our family to yours, have a wonderful Thanksgiving!
November 27, 2025 at 2:14 PM
During this season of giving, let’s do what we can to give back to the communities that have given us so much. From our family to yours, have a wonderful Thanksgiving!
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
My Thanksgiving Eve consisted of:
- Job Searching so my boss stops ruining my life
- Seeing Wicked 2 at the movies
- Watching Liverpool lose
- Watching the Sabres lose
- Hurting my knee (again)
- Stranger Things
All on top of Dad duty and being completely burnt out.
- Job Searching so my boss stops ruining my life
- Seeing Wicked 2 at the movies
- Watching Liverpool lose
- Watching the Sabres lose
- Hurting my knee (again)
- Stranger Things
All on top of Dad duty and being completely burnt out.
November 27, 2025 at 4:20 AM
My Thanksgiving Eve consisted of:
- Job Searching so my boss stops ruining my life
- Seeing Wicked 2 at the movies
- Watching Liverpool lose
- Watching the Sabres lose
- Hurting my knee (again)
- Stranger Things
All on top of Dad duty and being completely burnt out.
- Job Searching so my boss stops ruining my life
- Seeing Wicked 2 at the movies
- Watching Liverpool lose
- Watching the Sabres lose
- Hurting my knee (again)
- Stranger Things
All on top of Dad duty and being completely burnt out.
Thanksgiving Eve was never a big night for me. It definitely has an age limit. It’s good while you’re in college and maybe under 25. If you have gray hair or joint pain, stay home. Let the kids have their fun.
November 27, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Thanksgiving Eve was never a big night for me. It definitely has an age limit. It’s good while you’re in college and maybe under 25. If you have gray hair or joint pain, stay home. Let the kids have their fun.
My parents moved to Allegheny a couple years ago and every Thanksgiving they want to host features a terrible storm. No chance we make it down there tomorrow the way it looks now.
November 27, 2025 at 4:09 AM
My parents moved to Allegheny a couple years ago and every Thanksgiving they want to host features a terrible storm. No chance we make it down there tomorrow the way it looks now.
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Me and the fellas getting politely asked to leave Sporto’s
If your town has a kitschy 20th century restaurant with an outstanding aura, I’m taking photos. God bless Batavia, NY.
November 25, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Me and the fellas getting politely asked to leave Sporto’s
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Josh Allen on the sideline after the 4th down stop, clearly frustrated:
“What are we doing?!”
“What are we doing?!”
November 21, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Josh Allen on the sideline after the 4th down stop, clearly frustrated:
“What are we doing?!”
“What are we doing?!”
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once again. the terrible depleted bills defense is keeping them in the game and the offense is shifting its pants
November 21, 2025 at 3:56 AM
once again. the terrible depleted bills defense is keeping them in the game and the offense is shifting its pants
Leave Joe Brady in Houston. Don’t even let him uber to the airport. Don’t let him on the plane. Ridiculous.
November 21, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Leave Joe Brady in Houston. Don’t even let him uber to the airport. Don’t let him on the plane. Ridiculous.
Hot Take: (Maybe) If you’re a fan of a team but you’ve never seen a championship happen in your lifetime, you shouldn’t be bragging about how many championships your team has won before.
Ex) any Dolphins fan under the age of 50
Ex) any Dolphins fan under the age of 50
November 19, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Hot Take: (Maybe) If you’re a fan of a team but you’ve never seen a championship happen in your lifetime, you shouldn’t be bragging about how many championships your team has won before.
Ex) any Dolphins fan under the age of 50
Ex) any Dolphins fan under the age of 50
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Y'all I need you to focus on one thing...
Please
Elon Musk admitted he knew Trump was a paedophile when he bankrolled and won him the presidency. Elon Musk knowingly put a paedophile in the Whitehouse.
Please. As one hive voice project that out here, and on X.
As Loud as you fucking can.
That.
Please
Elon Musk admitted he knew Trump was a paedophile when he bankrolled and won him the presidency. Elon Musk knowingly put a paedophile in the Whitehouse.
Please. As one hive voice project that out here, and on X.
As Loud as you fucking can.
That.
I remember a lawyer friend in around 2005 saying there were rumours of a big pedophile ring that involved every level of government and we were like no way, how would they hide that
and now I'm like well, i see
and now I'm like well, i see
November 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Y'all I need you to focus on one thing...
Please
Elon Musk admitted he knew Trump was a paedophile when he bankrolled and won him the presidency. Elon Musk knowingly put a paedophile in the Whitehouse.
Please. As one hive voice project that out here, and on X.
As Loud as you fucking can.
That.
Please
Elon Musk admitted he knew Trump was a paedophile when he bankrolled and won him the presidency. Elon Musk knowingly put a paedophile in the Whitehouse.
Please. As one hive voice project that out here, and on X.
As Loud as you fucking can.
That.
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your honor, every single crunchwrap is more supreme than this court
November 8, 2025 at 3:09 AM
your honor, every single crunchwrap is more supreme than this court
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If only the Speaker put half as much energy into governing as he does into avoiding work.
He still hasn’t sworn in Representative-elect Grijalva, people are hungry, planes are grounded, and Republicans are on vacation.
They’re showing you exactly who they are. Believe them.
He still hasn’t sworn in Representative-elect Grijalva, people are hungry, planes are grounded, and Republicans are on vacation.
They’re showing you exactly who they are. Believe them.
November 8, 2025 at 3:48 AM
If only the Speaker put half as much energy into governing as he does into avoiding work.
He still hasn’t sworn in Representative-elect Grijalva, people are hungry, planes are grounded, and Republicans are on vacation.
They’re showing you exactly who they are. Believe them.
He still hasn’t sworn in Representative-elect Grijalva, people are hungry, planes are grounded, and Republicans are on vacation.
They’re showing you exactly who they are. Believe them.
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Remember when Obama wore a tan fucking suit?
[P] Found a higher-quality photo; IT *IS* TAPED UP SHEETS OF PAPER!
November 6, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Remember when Obama wore a tan fucking suit?