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BethPH
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Shake it like a Polaroid picture
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It took the death of Britain's greatest modern playwright, but we finally have a slur for straight people.
“Woman-loving”.
November 30, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Top second mention from @londoncentric.media with ‘amorous gastropods’ @secondmentions.bsky.social
November 30, 2025 at 8:43 AM
You were the one spreading misinformation in the first place.
Meanwhile, Epping Forest District Council - which published its letter to the Government urging it to drop the proposals - said: "People should ignore misinformation and uniformed speculation on social media which causes unnecessary concern."
November 28, 2025 at 12:23 PM
YoU WoUlDn’T sTeAl A sNaIL
November 28, 2025 at 7:13 AM
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Let’s have a look at a crazy Twitter to newspaper pipeline story and debunk as we go! 🔎👍🏼

16th Nov the “Britain is Broken” account shared the following post claiming “Tesco are no longer celebrating Christmas”

With a picture of their “Evergreen” Trees

2.2Million views to date🙄

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November 18, 2025 at 3:07 PM
This is my favourite thing
THREAD. A collection of photographs of excellent sheep I have met on walks.

You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.
November 14, 2025 at 12:20 PM
This is spot on and well worth a read.
The reaction to the Panorama edit has been nothing short of hysterical. Yes the BBC has some impartiality problems. But its biggest isn't the one you think.

New piece from me.

open.substack.com/pub/goodalla...
The truth about impartiality at the BBC
And the hysteria of the current "crisis"
open.substack.com
November 12, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Waiting for the John Lewis Xmas ad featuring a stressed ad exec trying to come up with an idea for the JL Xmas ad set to a twee cover of Linkin Park’s In the End.
November 4, 2025 at 1:29 PM
The Andrew formerly known as Prince.
October 31, 2025 at 11:52 AM
So here’s a thing. Locked myself out of my house with one dog. The other dog is inside the house.
October 24, 2025 at 2:23 PM
You are an Evri delivery driver and you have a choice of leaving a parcel a) under cover in a porch or b) next to a bin in the rain.
October 20, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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🚨Small boat migrants getting “private health care” while the rest of us have to use the NHS?!🚨

That’s outrageous!

Or is it?

Might the reality be a little more mundane and a little less clickbait-worthy?

Let’s take a 👀

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October 19, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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I assume all the 'hurty word' free speech warriors that were crying their eyes out over Lucy Connolly will be absolutely furious about the guy who has just been sent to prison for his social media posts about Nigel Farage.
October 14, 2025 at 9:39 PM
2024: Taylor Swift is the best pop star in the history of the whole world!

2025: Taylor Swift. Meh.
October 8, 2025 at 12:20 PM
‘It’s not about the colour of your skin’. Except when it is. It shows how much the far right have emboldened people into naked racism when this gets said out loud.
October 7, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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This is a lie.

There are many criticisms you might sensibly and truthfully make of the Sentencing Council and the Sentencing Guidelines. I’ve been making them for years.

But this is an outright lie. Pure fabrication. A fraud on the public.
October 7, 2025 at 8:03 AM
@jconnollybooks.bsky.social That conversation between Charlie and Sam in Children of Eve. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
October 3, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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Nigel Farage has been a lifelong racist. He's been a racist since his school days. David Lammy was forced to apologise for saying Farage flirted with the Hitler Youth - but what do you call it when someone sings Hitler Youth songs? Read Chloe Deakin's letter on Farage's fascism and racism at school.
October 1, 2025 at 9:00 AM
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Wait a minute, where is Kemi Badenoch and Nigel Farage to defend our free speech?
🚨Watch as police confiscate van showing Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump in Windsor amid the US president's state visit
September 17, 2025 at 11:30 AM
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finally we get to see what true patriotism looks like
September 13, 2025 at 1:49 PM
People! It’s a slither of snake 🐍and a sliver of cake 🍰. They are two very different things.
September 12, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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"Almost no one will have knowingly encountered someone who illegally entered the country, let alone seen them actually arrive on the beach at Dover. They just think there’s a crisis because other people keep telling them there is."
A nation is a shared illusion – so a government has the power to change it
Also this week: who was the first king of England? And my favourite giant semi-aquatic rat.
jonn.substack.com
September 11, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Best thing today
The knight stood, triumphant, over the prostrate dragon. He raised his sword high above his head and-

"I wouldn't if i were you"

The voice was in his head. Confused, he glanced around. A black cat was cleaning a paw, casually nearby.

He raised the sword again.

"Are you REALLY, really sure?" /1
September 9, 2025 at 8:27 PM
September 5, 2025 at 8:33 PM
‘Concerned local residents’
This is vile. Local guy speaks to Sky News about the impact of asylum seekers protests. Watch what happens and share widely
September 4, 2025 at 9:14 PM