Bear Mountain Picnic
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If Ukraine wins their playoff and is seeded in Canada's group for the World Cup, we should automatically forfeit our game with them in honour of the brave victims of Communism.
December 5, 2025 at 7:14 PM
If Ukraine wins their playoff and is seeded in Canada's group for the World Cup, we should automatically forfeit our game with them in honour of the brave victims of Communism.
I am shocked and pained to say it, but Sepp Blatter would have a little more dignity than this.
“The US president will be present at today's draw for the 2026 World Cup and will receive the first-ever FIFA Peace Prize. The creation of the award was announced a month ago, but FIFA has kept the recipient's name secret until now”.
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December 5, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I am shocked and pained to say it, but Sepp Blatter would have a little more dignity than this.
The Hebrew word for glitter translates to "royal pepper", and I'm for it.
December 4, 2025 at 11:29 PM
The Hebrew word for glitter translates to "royal pepper", and I'm for it.
The Croissant Gardener
December 4, 2025 at 12:27 PM
The Croissant Gardener
Thank god my haters will never know how few work emails I sent today
December 4, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Thank god my haters will never know how few work emails I sent today
If I register for Lego or a Richard Scarry book at the office secret Santa, that is absolutely a gift for me, and I resent that you are insinuating something else.
December 3, 2025 at 10:29 PM
If I register for Lego or a Richard Scarry book at the office secret Santa, that is absolutely a gift for me, and I resent that you are insinuating something else.
Jays are on an absolute mission to sign every hot dude.
December 2, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Jays are on an absolute mission to sign every hot dude.
You used to have to do something truly vile to become a prominent right-wing grifter in this country like kill an entire village of Vietnamese women and children, or orchestrate Iran Contra or be Mike Huckabee.
Now they'll scrape dipshits like Fulnecky out of the bottom of undergrad seminars at OU.
Now they'll scrape dipshits like Fulnecky out of the bottom of undergrad seminars at OU.
December 2, 2025 at 4:47 AM
You used to have to do something truly vile to become a prominent right-wing grifter in this country like kill an entire village of Vietnamese women and children, or orchestrate Iran Contra or be Mike Huckabee.
Now they'll scrape dipshits like Fulnecky out of the bottom of undergrad seminars at OU.
Now they'll scrape dipshits like Fulnecky out of the bottom of undergrad seminars at OU.
When things get hot, the firefighters have to be well trained.
December 1, 2025 at 7:47 PM
When things get hot, the firefighters have to be well trained.
Make sure you get the full necky
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December 1, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Make sure you get the full necky
Strong floor, no ceiling= when I set up my sukkah on the asphalt driveway.
December 1, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Strong floor, no ceiling= when I set up my sukkah on the asphalt driveway.
I wish Jewish cuisine had more canonical kinds of pie.
November 30, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I wish Jewish cuisine had more canonical kinds of pie.
Some people think $150 is too much for an entire living fir tree that you cut down and put on your house for one month, and then throw away like trash but I say it should be $500.
November 30, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Some people think $150 is too much for an entire living fir tree that you cut down and put on your house for one month, and then throw away like trash but I say it should be $500.
Remember Curbes Lurb? This is them now. Feel old yet?
Tomorrow Grimes will DJ a livestream of immortality influencer Bryan Johnson tripping on shrooms to determine its effect on longevity. Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too.
Grimes DJing Immortality Influencer's Shroom Trip With Special Guest Mr. Beast
Grimes is a fan of Bryan Johnson, the multimillionaire and immortality influencer who spends his time trying to fight death. He is perhaps best known for undergoing plasma transfusions with donations ...
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November 30, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Remember Curbes Lurb? This is them now. Feel old yet?
I don't know anything about football. I have no idea who "Lane Kiffin" is, but it feels like every fall for the past 20 years I've been hearing his name and it's always in connection with some goddamn mess.
Who his hiring him? Why?
I wouldn't hire this "Lane Kiffin" asshole to clean my eavestroughs!
Who his hiring him? Why?
I wouldn't hire this "Lane Kiffin" asshole to clean my eavestroughs!
November 30, 2025 at 6:12 AM
I don't know anything about football. I have no idea who "Lane Kiffin" is, but it feels like every fall for the past 20 years I've been hearing his name and it's always in connection with some goddamn mess.
Who his hiring him? Why?
I wouldn't hire this "Lane Kiffin" asshole to clean my eavestroughs!
Who his hiring him? Why?
I wouldn't hire this "Lane Kiffin" asshole to clean my eavestroughs!
Long live Betis even when they lose but for the record,
November 30, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Long live Betis even when they lose but for the record,
DOORDASH: imagine burrito taxi discourse
ME: oh dang that sounds so bad
DOORDASH: now imagine having it every month until the sun finally explodes.
ME: oh dang that sounds so bad
DOORDASH: now imagine having it every month until the sun finally explodes.
DOORDASH: imagine a $12 sandwich
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
November 27, 2025 at 6:52 PM
DOORDASH: imagine burrito taxi discourse
ME: oh dang that sounds so bad
DOORDASH: now imagine having it every month until the sun finally explodes.
ME: oh dang that sounds so bad
DOORDASH: now imagine having it every month until the sun finally explodes.
Dada! Dada! Daddy read funny book: (holds up "Love You Forever")
November 27, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Dada! Dada! Daddy read funny book: (holds up "Love You Forever")
"Trump tried to break Bolsonaro out of jail! If people knew that our government tried to overthrow a foreign leader, would have IMMEDIATELY DESTROYED any prior presidential administration!"
I am begging you people to make a tea and read one single book about American history in the 20th Century.
I am begging you people to make a tea and read one single book about American history in the 20th Century.
November 26, 2025 at 3:36 PM
"Trump tried to break Bolsonaro out of jail! If people knew that our government tried to overthrow a foreign leader, would have IMMEDIATELY DESTROYED any prior presidential administration!"
I am begging you people to make a tea and read one single book about American history in the 20th Century.
I am begging you people to make a tea and read one single book about American history in the 20th Century.
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Don't link me to an 8 and a half minute Rachel Maddow clip if you're just talking about a 10 second Trump quote. I just want to know what he said! I don't want to watch that jackass Maddow mug and pause and preen to fill airtime. What the fuck is wrong with you?
November 26, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Don't link me to an 8 and a half minute Rachel Maddow clip if you're just talking about a 10 second Trump quote. I just want to know what he said! I don't want to watch that jackass Maddow mug and pause and preen to fill airtime. What the fuck is wrong with you?
When I'm getting a massage, I just want the RMT to turn off the shitty new age music and talk to me about the Raptors and his dipshit son in law and municipal politics, like my barber.
November 26, 2025 at 12:54 AM
When I'm getting a massage, I just want the RMT to turn off the shitty new age music and talk to me about the Raptors and his dipshit son in law and municipal politics, like my barber.
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Christian-centric atheists: unlike you I recognize that all religions are equally stupid
Me: I don’t want to wear an ugly Christmas sweater to a work party
Christian-centric atheists: IT ISNT EVEN RELIGIOUS AND BESIDES IF IT WERE IT ISNT ANYMORE AND I WEAR ONE EVERY DAY HOW DARE YOU?????
Me: I don’t want to wear an ugly Christmas sweater to a work party
Christian-centric atheists: IT ISNT EVEN RELIGIOUS AND BESIDES IF IT WERE IT ISNT ANYMORE AND I WEAR ONE EVERY DAY HOW DARE YOU?????
November 24, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Christian-centric atheists: unlike you I recognize that all religions are equally stupid
Me: I don’t want to wear an ugly Christmas sweater to a work party
Christian-centric atheists: IT ISNT EVEN RELIGIOUS AND BESIDES IF IT WERE IT ISNT ANYMORE AND I WEAR ONE EVERY DAY HOW DARE YOU?????
Me: I don’t want to wear an ugly Christmas sweater to a work party
Christian-centric atheists: IT ISNT EVEN RELIGIOUS AND BESIDES IF IT WERE IT ISNT ANYMORE AND I WEAR ONE EVERY DAY HOW DARE YOU?????
Me to indigenous people on Columbus Day:
Your reminder Christmas is inherently inclusive because it is a secular holiday in the United States.
November 24, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Me to indigenous people on Columbus Day:
As a Jew who does not celebrate, I really dislike Christmas. Hate that it's a Christian holiday that's marketed as being "for everyone". Hate the unctious commercialism. Hate how it is shoved into all of my senses everywhere I go.
I hate that when I say any of this, people act personally offended.
I hate that when I say any of this, people act personally offended.
November 24, 2025 at 4:50 PM
As a Jew who does not celebrate, I really dislike Christmas. Hate that it's a Christian holiday that's marketed as being "for everyone". Hate the unctious commercialism. Hate how it is shoved into all of my senses everywhere I go.
I hate that when I say any of this, people act personally offended.
I hate that when I say any of this, people act personally offended.
I simply can't believe a listicle would rate comedy movies controversially. I haven't been this mad since a popular contestant got sent home early from a reality TV series.
November 24, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I simply can't believe a listicle would rate comedy movies controversially. I haven't been this mad since a popular contestant got sent home early from a reality TV series.