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Andrew Horn, thankful turkey
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Paralegal, occasional actor
If I'm not here, I'm probably scritching the dog.
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Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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The IOC has allowed trans athletes to compete in 11 Olympic Games since 2003.

None of the 7,500 Olympic medals awarded since then has gone to a trans person (including teams & sports with multiple bronzes). I don't think this is a reasonable concern.

twitter.com/kirstimiller...
Kirsti Miller on X: "Transgender Athletes Advantage Myth at the Olympic Games. @iocmedia https://t.co/ewvo0W4Ci3" / X
Transgender Athletes Advantage Myth at the Olympic Games. @iocmedia https://t.co/ewvo0W4Ci3
twitter.com
November 29, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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This looks like if Saddam Hussein went to a Michaels®
A video of all the gold adornments Trump added to the Oval Office
November 29, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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The effortless shift in discourse from people insisting that anything that isn't a white statue of a dead roman dude isn't art like 3 years ago to demanding that they be treated as visionary artists for typing" x-men mystique big boobs she's my girlfriend" into a prompt window
November 28, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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i’m sorry what the fuck are you tryna sell me?
November 26, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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Terrifying.
November 27, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.
a man is holding a microphone and saying oh my god oh the humanity .
Alt: a man is holding a microphone and saying oh my god oh the humanity .
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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Just a reminder during the holiday season
November 27, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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I am sorry for my brain
November 27, 2023 at 11:49 PM
Thankful for how you now get to hear references on commercial TV nearly every hour to the perineum, thanks to the side effects of Jardience. You used to have to go to PornHub for that kind of service.
November 27, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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Happy Thanksgiving from WKRP in Cincinnati!
November 27, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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Happy Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 2:23 PM
AND SO IT BEGINS
*makes way across town toward the parade*
November 27, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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this pack of Korean cigarettes has the greatest logo I've ever seen
October 17, 2024 at 6:28 PM
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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He is risen
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Alan Turing was,of course, a genius, and a tragic figure, and he really doesn't deserve that part of his legacy now is that stupid people took "The Turing test" as a challenge to see who could make machines whose only purpose is to pass it, not to actually be intelligent.
November 25, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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I grew up hearing how even touching a ouija board could make the entire plot of the movie “The Exorcist” happen to you, so could churches maybe start saying the same about ChatGPT and the like?
November 25, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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Last time Trump bungled us into a mass death in what appeared to be a haphazard manner. At least this time we’ll know it was 100% intentional.
November 25, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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My full Aquaman pitch. Awaiting the call, DC.
November 25, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Every year around Thanksgiving, I see tons of grad students post heartbreaking messages on social media about how their loved ones don’t understand or support their decision to study what seems like something pointless or silly.

Perhaps my American Scientist essay can help!

🧪🌎🦑 #SciComm
“Why Are We Funding This?”
Long-standing myths about “silly science” have contributed to the reckless slashing of government-supported research.
www.americanscientist.org
November 25, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM