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Brian Blanton The Comedic Nomad

@bblanton.bsky.social

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A big and funny liberal from the deep red of South Carolina that believes in equality and love not the red hat maga meltdown method

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Brian Blanton The Comedic Nomad @bblanton.bsky.social · Feb 13

A little math equation for you.If you take the number 47 and subtract 34 you get 13. not only is it the answer to the equation but it also Agent Oranges IQ @chuckfloyd

Brian Blanton The Comedic Nomad @bblanton.bsky.social · Sep 10

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Brian Blanton The Comedic Nomad @bblanton.bsky.social · Mar 29

One of the richest men in the world is crying on TV over his stock and company going under while assisting in a government money laundering scheme with a felon and a group morons who have no business in the roles given to them because they love the taste of stale Cheeto puffs and diet coke semen..

Brian Blanton The Comedic Nomad @bblanton.bsky.social · Mar 13

Brian Blanton The Comedic Nomad @bblanton.bsky.social · Mar 5

You forgot to say Fuck Donald Trump

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Brian Blanton The Comedic Nomad @bblanton.bsky.social · Mar 2

Brian Blanton The Comedic Nomad @bblanton.bsky.social · Feb 27

So the book of face didn't like my political views which is cool but the fact all social media is being censored by the right is sure killing that 1st amendment.
#fdjt #fmusk #magasux #fmaga #fyp

Brian Blanton The Comedic Nomad @bblanton.bsky.social · Feb 20

#fdjt #fmaga #fmuskk #fyp #likefollwshare #democrat #bluewave #supportfreedom #fhitle #trumoisaclown #truth

Brian Blanton The Comedic Nomad @bblanton.bsky.social · Feb 17

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Brian Blanton The Comedic Nomad @bblanton.bsky.social · Feb 15

So he wants to change the name of a body of water and expects to acknowledge it but doesn't want to recognize transgender? Same thing just a different situation

Brian Blanton The Comedic Nomad @bblanton.bsky.social · Feb 15

So it was put on X so it's true. Ol 47 sent a memo out banning the word felon being said in the Whitehouse. Not because he is denying that he is one it's just Elon's Son is bullying him about. Poor sweet potato poopon pants crying his spray tan off. Follow me for more. And btw #fucktrump

Brian Blanton The Comedic Nomad @bblanton.bsky.social · Feb 13

A little math equation for you.If you take the number 47 and subtract 34 you get 13. not only is it the answer to the equation but it also Agent Oranges IQ @chuckfloyd

Brian Blanton The Comedic Nomad @bblanton.bsky.social · Feb 12

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Brian Blanton The Comedic Nomad @bblanton.bsky.social · Feb 12

I wonder if the Terrorist with the Tisum makes Agent Orange wear the diaper during fore play?

Brian Blanton The Comedic Nomad @bblanton.bsky.social · Feb 8

Fucking right on

Brian Blanton The Comedic Nomad @bblanton.bsky.social · Feb 8

This sums it up

Brian Blanton The Comedic Nomad @bblanton.bsky.social · Feb 7

Brian Blanton The Comedic Nomad @bblanton.bsky.social · Feb 2

So I live in a free country supposedly where they gave a guy with no actual job in the government access to my social security which I depend on because of disabilities I did not plan on having but I didn't work and contribute so now I get to draw it explain this to me and by the way f*** Trump

Brian Blanton The Comedic Nomad @bblanton.bsky.social · Feb 1

If us as a nation elect millionaires and billionaires to run our country as a business module how is everyone not successful? Why do we need charities? Why are there homeless and starving people? Why isn't education and healthcare free? Why are we classified by an amount of value in currency?

Brian Blanton The Comedic Nomad @bblanton.bsky.social · Jan 29

Did you forget to say fuck Donald Trump?

Brian Blanton The Comedic Nomad @bblanton.bsky.social · Jan 29

This is why he eliminated DEI. The reason is so he doesn't get surprised when he fondles them at the Whitehouse at upcoming fundraisers in the future unless special requested by Elon Musk.. well you know #fyp #fdtj #brianblantoncomedy #loveall #laughall #viral #likefollowshare #2029willbedivine

Brian Blanton The Comedic Nomad @bblanton.bsky.social · Jan 29

Punishing the American people and its diversity is not helping the economy. Spending one million dollar per golf outing is not helping the economy. Using military planes at 880k a pop is not helping the economy. Freezing funding isn't helping the economy. So where is all this greatness gonna start?

Brian Blanton The Comedic Nomad @bblanton.bsky.social · Jan 21

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Brian Blanton The Comedic Nomad @bblanton.bsky.social · Jan 19

Don't forget to remind your friends and family that voted for what's coming on a daily basis for the next 4 years because it is going to take at least 3 terms to recover