Shannon Turner
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Shannon Turner
@ban9na.bsky.social
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Mama | Wife | Wedding Cake Artist | Crossword Puzzler | Book Fiend Not normally quite THIS snarky.
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Man. Looks like you oWnEd YoUrSeLf, Austin.

(And Steffi).

So anyway! Anyone doing anything fun this weekend?
My journey, exactly 😂
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"Trump lost against the Maine governor. He lost against Perkins Coie. He loses 80% of cases in court. Which makes those who’ve capitulated look that much more foolish, because if they’d just fought back, they would've retained what they thought they'd lose and their dignity would still be intact."
Trump forced to concede defeat
Maine's governor promised she'd see Trump in court. She just declared victory.
plus.briantylercohen.com
Oh my God, that’s enough internet for me for today. 😩
This was an incredible read.
We're honored to be a Scripps Howard Journalism Awards finalist for "The Year After a Denied Abortion," our story about a woman forced to continue a life-threatening pregnancy following Tennessee's abortion ban.

Read the story (published Feb. 2024):
She Was Denied an Abortion After Roe Fell. This Is a Year in Her Family’s Life.
Tennessee law prohibits women from having abortions in nearly all circumstances. But once the babies are here, the state provides little help. We followed one family as they struggled to make it.
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centrifugal | adjective | proceeding or acting in a direction away from a center or axis
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Press freedom in the United States has hit a record low, according to the latest World Press Freedom Index.
I wish she would just shut the hell up. Everyone hates her.
Bout to be my kitchen
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This one, too. 🤣
Mike Waltz has stepped down to spend more time with Jeffrey Goldberg.
💥 BOOM 💥
Mike Waltz has left the chat.
The amount of secondhand embarrassment I have right now, having listened to this twice to be sure he said what I thought I heard him say…

Clearly scientifically illiterate and grossly unqualified.
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Bird photography tips, an oldie that is hopefully useful for spring migration right now.
Day 1 of asking the entire world if we can all collectively stop using the phrase “game changer”. 😩
So… completely antithetical to the point. EXACTLY.
This is absolutely fucking INSANE.