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@baloftheard.bsky.social
You can call me Bal. Cable puller, 270 BBN, T1 diabetic. Exit 30. Hazards: Racecars go brrrrr + excessive sports-posting.
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@baloftheard.bsky.social
· Jan 13
Lately online, I've been gettting caught in my thoughts about not being forward enough about myself, or give others enough reason to think I'm botty or some other bullshit
So to curb that here's me at a Culver's last year getting Darude Sandstorm-ed. Happy Monday.
So to curb that here's me at a Culver's last year getting Darude Sandstorm-ed. Happy Monday.
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PLANT THE WHEEL KENT STATE
November 12, 2025 at 4:24 AM
PLANT THE WHEEL KENT STATE
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chuck schumer has been barred from formally observing this year's lexus december to remember sales event. they can't stop him from standing outside, but he will not be allowed into the showroom and he cannot directly behold the obelisk or participate in the thousand screams
November 12, 2025 at 4:51 AM
chuck schumer has been barred from formally observing this year's lexus december to remember sales event. they can't stop him from standing outside, but he will not be allowed into the showroom and he cannot directly behold the obelisk or participate in the thousand screams
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Area man has questions about a 12 year old girl being linked to a string of robberies
November 12, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Area man has questions about a 12 year old girl being linked to a string of robberies
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when new yorkers all experience something on social media it's like a rat that got ahold of a brazil nut. when upper midwesterners all experience something on social media it's a breathtaking dance of radiant light and color across the entire night sky
November 12, 2025 at 3:35 AM
when new yorkers all experience something on social media it's like a rat that got ahold of a brazil nut. when upper midwesterners all experience something on social media it's a breathtaking dance of radiant light and color across the entire night sky
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this is the worst night of my life
November 12, 2025 at 2:00 AM
this is the worst night of my life
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Go big blue, say it back
November 11, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Go big blue, say it back
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you can't just bring back austin powers. the franchise wrote itself into a corner after he volunteered to stay behind forever in the shagadelic dimension to save foxxy and vanessa. they already brought him back once without explaining how he escaped from fembot island, the audience won't buy it
November 11, 2025 at 1:48 PM
you can't just bring back austin powers. the franchise wrote itself into a corner after he volunteered to stay behind forever in the shagadelic dimension to save foxxy and vanessa. they already brought him back once without explaining how he escaped from fembot island, the audience won't buy it
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Also getting the On3 photo treatment is cracking me up.
November 11, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Also getting the On3 photo treatment is cracking me up.
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this is a day that literally celebrates the end of war
Trump's Veterans Day speech: "Secretary of War -- we like the sound of that better than the other."
November 11, 2025 at 5:09 PM
this is a day that literally celebrates the end of war
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at roughly this time 107 years ago, this man died trying tell his buddies that it was almost soup time. if you're having soup today, remember his sacrifice
November 11, 2025 at 3:51 PM
at roughly this time 107 years ago, this man died trying tell his buddies that it was almost soup time. if you're having soup today, remember his sacrifice
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Why, did he do something wrong
November 11, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Why, did he do something wrong
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"Scared of Charlotte" is a whole new level of "scared of cities" that I'd never even considered possible
Rep. Pat Harrigan: "I have asked Josh Stein, our governor, to consider working with President Trump to allow the National Guard to come into Charlotte ... use the National Guard as a force multiplier and they can a lot of load off the Charlotte PD."
November 11, 2025 at 2:44 PM
"Scared of Charlotte" is a whole new level of "scared of cities" that I'd never even considered possible
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have you considered the literary device of “built different”
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 1:41 PM
have you considered the literary device of “built different”
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Very good meme potential here
November 11, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Very good meme potential here
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Welcome to Bluesky: here’s a petition to primary your senator, and an Eagles jersey
Go Birds
November 11, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Welcome to Bluesky: here’s a petition to primary your senator, and an Eagles jersey
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A Texas man has been indicted and accused of threatening University of Louisville head football Coach Jeff Brohm, his family, offensive coordinator Brian Brohm, and Cards Quarterback Miller Moss. More: https://tinyurl.com/2s4t6mv6
November 10, 2025 at 10:30 PM
A Texas man has been indicted and accused of threatening University of Louisville head football Coach Jeff Brohm, his family, offensive coordinator Brian Brohm, and Cards Quarterback Miller Moss. More: https://tinyurl.com/2s4t6mv6
1) holy shit my hometown finally made it into this show
2) Nashville TV came by and did confirm that yes the meds made it to the person in question
3) the body parts were for some medical training program (??)
2) Nashville TV came by and did confirm that yes the meds made it to the person in question
3) the body parts were for some medical training program (??)
November 10, 2025 at 9:00 PM
1) holy shit my hometown finally made it into this show
2) Nashville TV came by and did confirm that yes the meds made it to the person in question
3) the body parts were for some medical training program (??)
2) Nashville TV came by and did confirm that yes the meds made it to the person in question
3) the body parts were for some medical training program (??)
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a few months ago I said "having generative AI handle absolutely anything with regards to healthcare is a nightmare and should be banned" and a bunch of people made fun of me and called me stupid. anyways,
November 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
a few months ago I said "having generative AI handle absolutely anything with regards to healthcare is a nightmare and should be banned" and a bunch of people made fun of me and called me stupid. anyways,
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The SS Edmund Fitzgerald, once the largest ship on the Great Lakes, sank during a violent Lake Superior storm on Nov. 10, 1975, killing all 29 crew on board.
This is front page of the Detroit Free Press newspaper two days later when news of the maritime tragedy broke.
This is front page of the Detroit Free Press newspaper two days later when news of the maritime tragedy broke.
November 10, 2025 at 1:55 PM
The SS Edmund Fitzgerald, once the largest ship on the Great Lakes, sank during a violent Lake Superior storm on Nov. 10, 1975, killing all 29 crew on board.
This is front page of the Detroit Free Press newspaper two days later when news of the maritime tragedy broke.
This is front page of the Detroit Free Press newspaper two days later when news of the maritime tragedy broke.