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· Jul 12
hello :)
Sounds nice how do I get a president's schedule
Shorter Days, Signs of Fatigue: Trump Faces Realities of Aging in Office.
His public appearances fall between noon and 5 p.m., on average.
And when he is in public, occasionally, his battery shows signs of wear www.nytimes.com/2025/11/25/u...
His public appearances fall between noon and 5 p.m., on average.
And when he is in public, occasionally, his battery shows signs of wear www.nytimes.com/2025/11/25/u...
November 26, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Sounds nice how do I get a president's schedule
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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Damn, there's a lot of BULL SHIT going on
November 26, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Damn, there's a lot of BULL SHIT going on
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This was happening under Obama the Deporter-in-Chief. And because we didn't stop it then, the problem has gotten worse
I went to immigration court in Seattle to observe the kids docket. These children, some as young as three years old, are expected to understand complex legal processes and represent themselves in court.
That’s not due process.
That’s not due process.
November 26, 2025 at 5:23 AM
This was happening under Obama the Deporter-in-Chief. And because we didn't stop it then, the problem has gotten worse
This is some kind of DOGE prank or something sorry if you fell for it but if you think this is a real person you are a goof ball
November 26, 2025 at 12:29 PM
This is some kind of DOGE prank or something sorry if you fell for it but if you think this is a real person you are a goof ball
Somebody should take all this guys stuff and make him get a job
I know “the world’s richest country is very rich and material life there is good” is a really boring take and doesn’t leave a lot of toeholds for mass populist revolt, but it is, broadly, pretty true
November 24, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Somebody should take all this guys stuff and make him get a job
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I used to listen to the harder they come soundtrack every day when I was a little kid and dream of a better life
November 24, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I used to listen to the harder they come soundtrack every day when I was a little kid and dream of a better life
WHY THE FUCK are these mutants so WET they sound absolutely disgusting!!!!!!!!!!!
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 3:35 PM
WHY THE FUCK are these mutants so WET they sound absolutely disgusting!!!!!!!!!!!
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Before I joined the IDF I used to think of my stretch marks as an illegal settlement on my body but now I’m ok with them because of a proprietary blend of Krav Maga and body positivity
November 23, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Before I joined the IDF I used to think of my stretch marks as an illegal settlement on my body but now I’m ok with them because of a proprietary blend of Krav Maga and body positivity
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hey, did we ever get an update on how this turned out
December 5, 2023 at 2:36 PM
hey, did we ever get an update on how this turned out
Maybe we should try to stop things from continuing in this direction now before it gets really out of hand!
The Other Side Academy executive Joseph Grenny told lawmakers that homeless Utahns who commit petty crimes — like camping in public — should be forced into the state’s proposed mega-shelter against their will if they refuse to accept help.
Utah’s planned mega-shelter should be like a jail for homeless people, one widely embraced group says
The Other Side Academy executive Joseph Grenny told lawmakers that homeless Utahns who commit petty crimes — like camping in public — should be forced into the state’s proposed mega-shelter against their will if they refuse to accept help.
www.sltrib.com
November 22, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Maybe we should try to stop things from continuing in this direction now before it gets really out of hand!
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Israel cannot break ceasefires, they can only “test“ them by killing dozens of people
November 22, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Israel cannot break ceasefires, they can only “test“ them by killing dozens of people
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Me talking to my cat: I love you mister boy mwah mwah mwah
Me talking to other people about my cat: I call him Doctor Shithead because he's such an asshole
Me talking to other people about my cat: I call him Doctor Shithead because he's such an asshole
November 17, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Me talking to my cat: I love you mister boy mwah mwah mwah
Me talking to other people about my cat: I call him Doctor Shithead because he's such an asshole
Me talking to other people about my cat: I call him Doctor Shithead because he's such an asshole
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"Yr open mouth awaiting my harvest,” Robert F. Kennedy Jr., who is now the Secretary of Health and Human Services, had written to my then-fiancé. “Drink from me Love.”"
November 22, 2025 at 12:38 PM
"Yr open mouth awaiting my harvest,” Robert F. Kennedy Jr., who is now the Secretary of Health and Human Services, had written to my then-fiancé. “Drink from me Love.”"
guess who this is about lol
Excuse me? You think he was pro-fascism?
November 22, 2025 at 12:03 PM
guess who this is about lol
the man who wrote "yr open mouth is awaiting my harvest" to his side piece just forced the government to say vaccines cause autism, and we all just have to sit here like there's nothing that can be done about either of those things
The bamboo metaphor is back: Ryan Lizza has dropped Part 2.
Below are the opening paragraphs, but most of it is behind a paywall.
(My apologies in advance.)
Below are the opening paragraphs, but most of it is behind a paywall.
(My apologies in advance.)
November 22, 2025 at 12:00 PM
the man who wrote "yr open mouth is awaiting my harvest" to his side piece just forced the government to say vaccines cause autism, and we all just have to sit here like there's nothing that can be done about either of those things
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When I first started tiktok I'm pretty sure I was sold on it because of this clip, even though I didn't even last 15 minutes before hating it.
November 22, 2025 at 3:53 AM
When I first started tiktok I'm pretty sure I was sold on it because of this clip, even though I didn't even last 15 minutes before hating it.
Whatever else this is, and frankly I've lost the ability to assess what the fuck is going on at least half the time now, this is a very funny exchange
Reporter: Are you affirming that you think the president is a fascist?
Mamdani: I've spoken about --
Trump: Just say yes, it's easier than explaining.
Mamdani: I've spoken about --
Trump: Just say yes, it's easier than explaining.
November 21, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Whatever else this is, and frankly I've lost the ability to assess what the fuck is going on at least half the time now, this is a very funny exchange
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PSA: if you’re bigger than 3 inches you should NOT be using the #smallcock tag on your posts. 😤In fact, by doing so you may be helping to silence voices from folks with actual #smallcocks at a time when it is already enormously difficult due to platform censorship and the like. /end rant
November 21, 2025 at 1:25 AM
PSA: if you’re bigger than 3 inches you should NOT be using the #smallcock tag on your posts. 😤In fact, by doing so you may be helping to silence voices from folks with actual #smallcocks at a time when it is already enormously difficult due to platform censorship and the like. /end rant
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Krispy Kreme rigged a glazing machine ten years before Elon Musk. Know your history
November 21, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Krispy Kreme rigged a glazing machine ten years before Elon Musk. Know your history
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Rolling out the Matt Christman quote from after Charlottesville (2017) again:
November 21, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Rolling out the Matt Christman quote from after Charlottesville (2017) again:
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Trains fucking rule 🚅💨
November 20, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Trains fucking rule 🚅💨
At what point do we say enough to these villains and charletans and start taking their stuff from them
What if the A.I. bubble “is an inevitable part of developing and adopting a revolutionary tool that will fundamentally improve productivity and growth?” Mohamed El-Erian writes.
Opinion | A.I. Is a Bubble. Maybe That’s OK.
Investors’ excitement rightly reflects the potential transformation of the entire economy.
nyti.ms
November 20, 2025 at 9:25 PM
At what point do we say enough to these villains and charletans and start taking their stuff from them
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