Avery
@averyisonline.bsky.social
30 • 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ • 💖 @marble.bsky.social • professional thing-doer, green socialist, queer anglican, train fancier, duck enjoyer
📍 Leicester, UK
sportsposting: @sportsball.duckenjoyer.gay
📍 Leicester, UK
sportsposting: @sportsball.duckenjoyer.gay
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Avery
@averyisonline.bsky.social
· Nov 13
Britain is exhausting
Presenting: The Second Year of This Nonsense
December 1, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Presenting: The Second Year of This Nonsense
I have clearly been Too Busy for some time now, so naturally I’ve decided it’s super important to plan a wedding on top of all that
December 1, 2025 at 1:04 PM
I have clearly been Too Busy for some time now, so naturally I’ve decided it’s super important to plan a wedding on top of all that
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That is the most gangsta answer to this question I have heard so far 😂😂😂🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾
Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
November 29, 2025 at 2:17 PM
That is the most gangsta answer to this question I have heard so far 😂😂😂🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾
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i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
“Don’t be evil” my ass
this image was generated with google's latest nana banana pro tool. we have no idea how bad it is about to get.
November 27, 2025 at 6:05 PM
“Don’t be evil” my ass
It's Church Budget season and I think it's safe to say I take my job extremely seriously
November 24, 2025 at 10:45 PM
It's Church Budget season and I think it's safe to say I take my job extremely seriously
I adore the Persona games (well, Personas 3 4 and 5) but I have waited nearly a decade to finally come back to Persona 5 and I love this game dearly but oh my god it does not know when to shut the fuck up
November 22, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I adore the Persona games (well, Personas 3 4 and 5) but I have waited nearly a decade to finally come back to Persona 5 and I love this game dearly but oh my god it does not know when to shut the fuck up
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November 19, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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Today is the 9th anniversary of the day Maggie stole an entire pecan pie and got drunk from all the sugar. Happy Purloined Pecan Pie Day from our family to yours!
November 13, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Today is the 9th anniversary of the day Maggie stole an entire pecan pie and got drunk from all the sugar. Happy Purloined Pecan Pie Day from our family to yours!
Won a pub quiz and Valve won the console wars, so that’s a fun evening
November 12, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Won a pub quiz and Valve won the console wars, so that’s a fun evening
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The Verge exists so @seanhollister.bsky.social can go deep on the new Steam Machine, the culmination of over a decade of Valve investing in making Linux run Windows games better than Windows www.theverge.com/games/818622...
Valve enters the console wars
Steam Machines have returned.
www.theverge.com
November 12, 2025 at 6:39 PM
The Verge exists so @seanhollister.bsky.social can go deep on the new Steam Machine, the culmination of over a decade of Valve investing in making Linux run Windows games better than Windows www.theverge.com/games/818622...
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£8.50 for all of this!!! (Not all of it is visible so the titles are in the alt text)
November 8, 2025 at 9:58 PM
£8.50 for all of this!!! (Not all of it is visible so the titles are in the alt text)
Shout out to my neighbours who once got a noise complaint from us followed by an in-person “please shut the fuck up” from me who just got home, clearly shitfaced, and managed to keep all their drunken shenanigans to a whisper before they got to their flat
November 8, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Shout out to my neighbours who once got a noise complaint from us followed by an in-person “please shut the fuck up” from me who just got home, clearly shitfaced, and managed to keep all their drunken shenanigans to a whisper before they got to their flat
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These dorks AI-generated a car with no engine and didn’t realize it
guy with no tools who doesn’t know how many cylinders his car has after ten minutes of ChatGPT: I can fix this
guy’s girlfriend after consulting her ChatGPT with memory mode enabled: This is exactly like when we went camping and there’s actually a term for this behavior
guy’s girlfriend after consulting her ChatGPT with memory mode enabled: This is exactly like when we went camping and there’s actually a term for this behavior
November 8, 2025 at 12:07 AM
These dorks AI-generated a car with no engine and didn’t realize it
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is it better for countries to invest in boring things like transport and energy infrastructure or should they invest all their money in useless chatbots that talk in reddit-voice on the vague and completely unsubstantiated hope that they'll be able to do something profitable one day
November 7, 2025 at 10:19 PM
is it better for countries to invest in boring things like transport and energy infrastructure or should they invest all their money in useless chatbots that talk in reddit-voice on the vague and completely unsubstantiated hope that they'll be able to do something profitable one day
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“0% woke shit”
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
“0% woke shit”
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
ngl if you're able to (and not everyone is) you should try and own the things you enjoy on physical media
and if you're technically minded (and not everyone is!!!!) then you should absolutely self host a media streamer with the stuff you own. shit rules
and if you're technically minded (and not everyone is!!!!) then you should absolutely self host a media streamer with the stuff you own. shit rules
*stares at the collection of 200+ DVDs that I've had in storage for the last eight years*
*stares at the increasing price and declining quality of streaming services*
*stares back at my dvd collection*
...you thinking what I'm thinking?
*stares at the increasing price and declining quality of streaming services*
*stares back at my dvd collection*
...you thinking what I'm thinking?
November 7, 2025 at 9:17 PM
ngl if you're able to (and not everyone is) you should try and own the things you enjoy on physical media
and if you're technically minded (and not everyone is!!!!) then you should absolutely self host a media streamer with the stuff you own. shit rules
and if you're technically minded (and not everyone is!!!!) then you should absolutely self host a media streamer with the stuff you own. shit rules
The greatest television programme ever made maybe #TheCelebrityTraitors
November 6, 2025 at 10:06 PM
The greatest television programme ever made maybe #TheCelebrityTraitors
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join a union. push back against generative AI in the workplace. support the rights and health of your fellow workers, especially the ones in non-technical jobs.
November 5, 2025 at 6:00 PM
join a union. push back against generative AI in the workplace. support the rights and health of your fellow workers, especially the ones in non-technical jobs.
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Absolutely insane.
Labour would have purged and smeared someone like Zohran Mamdani.
Wes Streeting's politics align far more closely with Andrew Cuomo.
The lessons from Mamdani are about how to defeat both the right - and the bankrupt "centre".
Labour would have purged and smeared someone like Zohran Mamdani.
Wes Streeting's politics align far more closely with Andrew Cuomo.
The lessons from Mamdani are about how to defeat both the right - and the bankrupt "centre".
November 5, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Absolutely insane.
Labour would have purged and smeared someone like Zohran Mamdani.
Wes Streeting's politics align far more closely with Andrew Cuomo.
The lessons from Mamdani are about how to defeat both the right - and the bankrupt "centre".
Labour would have purged and smeared someone like Zohran Mamdani.
Wes Streeting's politics align far more closely with Andrew Cuomo.
The lessons from Mamdani are about how to defeat both the right - and the bankrupt "centre".
Man, the Jose Mourinho meme’s doing a lot of heavy lifting for me this year
November 4, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Man, the Jose Mourinho meme’s doing a lot of heavy lifting for me this year
The joy of buying a ton of your favourite albums on CD and making a digital library out of them is that habit will sometimes bring you to your streaming service and you'll stream a track you own and then half way through go "wait a minute I own this" and be grumpy and go to where your local music is
November 2, 2025 at 5:22 PM
The joy of buying a ton of your favourite albums on CD and making a digital library out of them is that habit will sometimes bring you to your streaming service and you'll stream a track you own and then half way through go "wait a minute I own this" and be grumpy and go to where your local music is
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Great job, everyone, we did it again
November 1, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Great job, everyone, we did it again