AL B. DAMNED
@aspiringcriminal.bsky.social
#Brooklyn native🗽🇭🇹
#LA resident 🌴
Just tryna laugh and be stupid
#LA resident 🌴
Just tryna laugh and be stupid
“I fear death because it’s the only place that, should I go, I could not bare for you to follow.”
November 25, 2025 at 3:00 AM
“I fear death because it’s the only place that, should I go, I could not bare for you to follow.”
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Tax the rich...because they taste terrible.
November 14, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Tax the rich...because they taste terrible.
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november dont got afternoons, just been morning & night 🫠
November 22, 2025 at 1:43 AM
november dont got afternoons, just been morning & night 🫠
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She say she want a coat from Balenciaga...
Ion know why she misspelled Burlington like that 😂🤣
Ion know why she misspelled Burlington like that 😂🤣
November 22, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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I get so mad when I hear British actors talk in their real accent.
I was ok w/ you pretending to be somebody else with a different name in a make-believe situation for 1 hr 35 min…but to randomly start chatting like a proper bloke? That’s where you had me fucked up, you lying ass
I was ok w/ you pretending to be somebody else with a different name in a make-believe situation for 1 hr 35 min…but to randomly start chatting like a proper bloke? That’s where you had me fucked up, you lying ass
November 22, 2025 at 8:28 AM
I get so mad when I hear British actors talk in their real accent.
I was ok w/ you pretending to be somebody else with a different name in a make-believe situation for 1 hr 35 min…but to randomly start chatting like a proper bloke? That’s where you had me fucked up, you lying ass
I was ok w/ you pretending to be somebody else with a different name in a make-believe situation for 1 hr 35 min…but to randomly start chatting like a proper bloke? That’s where you had me fucked up, you lying ass
Listen idk, I heard that lady talk. She could’ve been saying anything 😭
helen keller helped found & fund the naacp, but she also referred to Black people as "darkies", so there's that
November 21, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Listen idk, I heard that lady talk. She could’ve been saying anything 😭
Target’s so pathetic the way they keep tryna infiltrate my search results. Have some self-respect, I said I don’t want you
wish Starbucks and Target would give it up. a lot of people ain’t coming back.
First post had a typo
First post had a typo
November 19, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Target’s so pathetic the way they keep tryna infiltrate my search results. Have some self-respect, I said I don’t want you
You’ll never guess what this is about 💀
I can’t eat no tiny green nipples - it’s just not for me
Let that hurt go
-Me to non pea eaters that still hold onto that childhood trauma of having to sit at the dinner table until every pea on their plate was gone
-Me to non pea eaters that still hold onto that childhood trauma of having to sit at the dinner table until every pea on their plate was gone
November 18, 2025 at 8:50 PM
You’ll never guess what this is about 💀
Nah this got me on the floor 🤣🤣
Nope, she's married now, it's Alicia Beatz I believe
November 15, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Nah this got me on the floor 🤣🤣
Nah “esposo” got it 💀🤣
Me, her work esposo, bringing her order from Cava and some Starbucks.
“You want to talk about it?”
“You want to talk about it?”
November 8, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Nah “esposo” got it 💀🤣
We can only pray…
Looks real slippery tho
15 million Americans are going to lose their health care.
November 1, 2025 at 2:16 AM
We can only pray…
Chucky. I’d beat his ass so bad.
18. If you had to face off against any horror movie villain, who would you choose?
October 31, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Chucky. I’d beat his ass so bad.
Unpopular take, but nah.
Look I understand my behavior is sometimes flawed because I’m human. To ask my friends to be without flaw, just because it’s a different flaw than my own, would make me a hypocrite.
I give them room to make their own mistakes and face their own consequences.
Look I understand my behavior is sometimes flawed because I’m human. To ask my friends to be without flaw, just because it’s a different flaw than my own, would make me a hypocrite.
I give them room to make their own mistakes and face their own consequences.
yall cutting your friends off if they cheat on their significant other?
October 28, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Unpopular take, but nah.
Look I understand my behavior is sometimes flawed because I’m human. To ask my friends to be without flaw, just because it’s a different flaw than my own, would make me a hypocrite.
I give them room to make their own mistakes and face their own consequences.
Look I understand my behavior is sometimes flawed because I’m human. To ask my friends to be without flaw, just because it’s a different flaw than my own, would make me a hypocrite.
I give them room to make their own mistakes and face their own consequences.
This the sexiest thing I seen all week. Belongs on Skeets After Dark
just finished baking a cheesecake for an order that was placed today🫶🏽
she ordered a strawberry crunch cheesecake & for her special request she asked for dried strawberries to be added to the crust, now its time for it to be frozen before being shipped off !
she ordered a strawberry crunch cheesecake & for her special request she asked for dried strawberries to be added to the crust, now its time for it to be frozen before being shipped off !
October 27, 2025 at 4:07 PM
This the sexiest thing I seen all week. Belongs on Skeets After Dark
9-year-old me before normal houses started costing a million dollars:
when i grow up im gone buy me a house
October 25, 2025 at 2:13 AM
9-year-old me before normal houses started costing a million dollars:
Bro got that legendary pixie in the front, argan oil curl definer in the back . I see you king.
October 24, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Bro got that legendary pixie in the front, argan oil curl definer in the back . I see you king.
The slaves when Khaleesi came to their city:
Man listen
October 16, 2025 at 4:06 PM
The slaves when Khaleesi came to their city:
Idk why this took me tf out 💀
Got so lit at the eagles game I thought we won but I’ve just been informed that we did not
October 6, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Idk why this took me tf out 💀
Lmfaooooo
If a wakanda really is out there... First of all fuck ya'll but I understand
October 2, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Lmfaooooo
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Yall think sneakers go to heaven?
September 28, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Yall think sneakers go to heaven?
I complain while I problem solve
Are y’all problem solvers or just complainers ??? QUICKLY
a person holding a microphone with the number 3 on it in front of a deer
ALT: a person holding a microphone with the number 3 on it in front of a deer
media.tenor.com
September 27, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I complain while I problem solve
I still got a crush on Lisa.
Fine to this day.
Fine to this day.
September 17, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I still got a crush on Lisa.
Fine to this day.
Fine to this day.
Not while the mint-chocolate gang roaming our streets free
People who eat butter pecan ice-cream should be evaluated for a padded room cus wtf ewww
September 11, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Not while the mint-chocolate gang roaming our streets free
When a room had these, I automatically felt safe
September 4, 2025 at 9:04 AM
When a room had these, I automatically felt safe