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Are you the farmer? @areyouthefarmer.bsky.social · 2d

And this coming from the man who recently posted a video of himself dropping shit on protesters in Times Square.

Demented old fool.

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Are you the farmer? @areyouthefarmer.bsky.social · 2d

Listening to this at 1:30 in the morning in Dubai Airport on the way to Manchester. I'm not sure what's longer, the flight or the PEP.

Are you the farmer? @areyouthefarmer.bsky.social · 3d

I quite like Lucy Powell. Definitely an upgrade on Angela Rayner.

Are you the farmer? @areyouthefarmer.bsky.social · 8d

Just ask yourself a really simple question; "is this normal?"

Is it normal (the past 9 months aside) that the US President posts an AI video of himself bombing protesters with shit? Clearly it isn't, and clearly the US is in an existential crisis at the moment...

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Are you the farmer? @areyouthefarmer.bsky.social · 8d

"Honey sommelier"; good grief.

Are you the farmer? @areyouthefarmer.bsky.social · 9d

Oh you poor, sweet summer child! You're in for a big shock in years to come when players described as veterans of the game weren't even born when you yourself were ready to hang up your boots...

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Are you the farmer? @areyouthefarmer.bsky.social · 11d

I don't get it. Didn't he tell us he'd brought eternal peace just a few days ago?(!)

Are you the farmer? @areyouthefarmer.bsky.social · 11d

Hey JD, you're a mendacious little weasel who wears eyeliner, looks like a spotty baby with a beard, and you should be strung up by your testicles. Don't worry old boy, that's just my "edgy joke".

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Are you the farmer? @areyouthefarmer.bsky.social · 12d

The USAID budget, which was $43Bn in 2023, was supposedly government waste and cut by Musk and Trump. And now six months on, a $40Bn bailout to a right wing populist leader presiding over an economic fuck up of his own making is a wise use of US taxpayer money?

Okaaaay....

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Are you the farmer? @areyouthefarmer.bsky.social · 14d

Of course they don't care. We can demonstrably see the price of human life; one murdered Israeli on Oct 7 converts to 50 murdered Palestinians since. Massacring young, good looking people at a music festival is far more compelling to the media than blowing up people already living in abject poverty.

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Are you the farmer? @areyouthefarmer.bsky.social · 14d

Call me cynical, but I'd describe this more as a "time to rearm" than a ceasefire.

Or do the Israelis think the Palestinians are just going to shrug their shoulders and say "yeah, fair enough" after being bombed to rubble for two years? It's not been a proportionate response to the Oct 7 massacre.

Are you the farmer? @areyouthefarmer.bsky.social · 14d

The point being, Americans are just fucking weird.

Are you the farmer? @areyouthefarmer.bsky.social · 14d

Depressing that Americans are arguing like children over something the rest of the developed world sees as a basic human right. The opposite is also true, the rest of the developed world see guns as something people shouldn't have easy access to, not some supposed god given inalienable right.

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Are you the farmer? @areyouthefarmer.bsky.social · 14d

Reminds me of the famous Curate's Egg cartoon...

"I'm afraid your interventions with foreign regimes were quite bad, Mr Blair."

"Oh no, My Lord. I assure you that parts of them were excellent!"

Are you the farmer? @areyouthefarmer.bsky.social · 16d

It seems incredibly foolish to cosplay at being Nigel Farage. The majority of people think you're a toerag because they loathe Farage, and the minority of people think you're a toerag because they love Farage. Either way everyone hates you, Bob.

Are you the farmer? @areyouthefarmer.bsky.social · 16d

He has dementia for sure.

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Are you the farmer? @areyouthefarmer.bsky.social · 16d

"Gotten". FFS.

Are you the farmer? @areyouthefarmer.bsky.social · 17d

The fact he's lobbied for it so publicly should prevent him ever getting one. The Nobel Prizes are for the betterment of humanity. Donald Trump clearly couldn't care less about humanity, and his only motivation is to win the award for the sake of winning it. Any ceasefire or peace in a byproduct.

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Are you the farmer? @areyouthefarmer.bsky.social · 17d

As if he wrote this. Far too coherent for that demented old fool.

The chances of this happening? Zero. TACO.

Are you the farmer? @areyouthefarmer.bsky.social · 17d

A woman with zero experience in criminal law. What a great example of the Trump administration.

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Are you the farmer? @areyouthefarmer.bsky.social · 18d

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!

Twat.

Are you the farmer? @areyouthefarmer.bsky.social · 19d

Farage is such a wanker.

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Are you the farmer? @areyouthefarmer.bsky.social · 19d

My question is this: given he has access to whatever doctor he needs, why the need to travel to a clinic for a routine check up. What equipment does Walter Reed have that he needs access to, otherwise surely he'd just bring a doctor to the White House?

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Are you the farmer? @areyouthefarmer.bsky.social · 19d

Well, apart from flying to the UK a few weeks ago...

Are you the farmer? @areyouthefarmer.bsky.social · 19d

Norway is rich enough not to care what Trump thinks. What's he going to do, put a 200% tariff on lusekoftes and whale meat?

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